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Old Nov 17, 2010
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Originally Posted by Kennykid2002
Excuse me?
Says the guy who thinks Gasoline is a gas

I have taken AP Chemistry, and AP Biology in high school.
Does that make me a nerd? Sure, if you say so, gives me that much more leverage in this argument

Prove to me that you know what you're talking about,
Gas can not be poured.
Petroleum Gasoline can be poured.

Disprove the what scientists have proven hundreds of years ago, that still holds today.
What you are arguing is like "Gravity doesnt exist"
You've actually hit on a very important point here, poindexter.

There's no question you're a nerd. Your posts ooze nerdiness. I, on the other hand, am 6'2" and 235lbs (ripped) and have to beat 10+ supermodel-type women off with a stick. It's Darwin's theory of relativity in action; anyone under 6' (i.e. you) is now at the bottom of the evolutionary chart. You're on the verge of extinction, son, and there's nothing you or I can do about it. Sorry.

And Mindbomber, your grammar is pour. Get it? "Pour"?
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Originally Posted by mr_the_clutch
You've actually hit on a very important point here, poindexter.

There's no question you're a nerd. Your posts ooze nerdiness. I, on the other hand, am 6'2" and 235lbs (ripped) and have to beat 10+ supermodel-type women off with a stick. It's Darwin's theory of relativity in action; anyone under 6' (i.e. you) is now at the bottom of the evolutionary chart. You're on the verge of extinction, son, and there's nothing you or I can do about it. Sorry.

And Mindbomber, your grammar is pour. Get it? "Pour"?
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Originally Posted by sl33pyriceboi
wtf? im off this forum for a day and this thread turns multi lingual???
harharhar!
sorry bout that!
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Originally Posted by mac25
how much we hate "fake honda", Hyundai! i mean those bast@@@s even stole our logo and just slanted it! wtf!

LOL
LOL!
And the way they pronouce it too...
I am pretty sure in corean they do not say it like "hondai"
gotta love their marketing guys
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Haha, that's nice yo.
Brains over brawn, seriously

You are continuously proving that you have never had any formal education, and Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest, doesn't apply.
During the extinction of the dinosaurs, which mammals survived?

Oh, apparently the small, rodents that hid underground.
You have yet to disprove anything, and your mouth is still running

I'm 6'5 and 300lb, and i have a 16" ****, i f/uck b.itches left and right
You're point?

2 words,
See me.
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

16'' eh...

Does it fit in any girls aside from used up ***** lol?
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Only guys with big ***** drive civics because they don't have anything to compensate for.
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Originally Posted by tbohar
Only guys with big ***** drive civics because they don't have anything to compensate for.
That is sooooo true, bro. How big is your ****?
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

lol...........
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Its the Integra boys that have something to compensate for......
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

What is this? I don't even....I leave this thread for like a few hours and it completely turned around.....again.
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

yea it turned into a **** comparing contest all a sudden.

im asian, that automatically disqualifies me. roflwaffle
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

Originally Posted by sl33pyriceboi
yea it turned into a **** comparing contest all a sudden.

im asian, that automatically disqualifies me. roflwaffle
count me too... another asian
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

I'm in the lead, by default!
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

I don't think so... I'm clearly ahead of the pack on this one hahaha
 
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