Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster
I never was, I am just pointing out how retarded he is
I'm getting a kick out of this, dont you worry XD
I want to see what he will come up with next
"My Xenon bulbs went out, I cant find the filaments, are they burned?"
I'm getting a kick out of this, dont you worry XD
I want to see what he will come up with next
"My Xenon bulbs went out, I cant find the filaments, are they burned?"
Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster
You guys don't understand. This is what he's pouring into his carburetor:

Definitely a liquid, and if he uses the whole bottle it should add about 350 HP. Watch out though, the sheer engine torque might buckle the civic's frame like in the Fast and the Furious.

Definitely a liquid, and if he uses the whole bottle it should add about 350 HP. Watch out though, the sheer engine torque might buckle the civic's frame like in the Fast and the Furious.
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This guy, deserves a rep.
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First of all, you don't "poor" something into anything. You pour it. I would think such a stickler for grammar like yourself would know the difference.
And I pour (note the proper usage) gasoline into my car all the time. Isn't that a gas?
Uh oh. Looks like you just got p\/\/n3d, son. Twice.

And I pour (note the proper usage) gasoline into my car all the time. Isn't that a gas?
Uh oh. Looks like you just got p\/\/n3d, son. Twice.

This thread should serve as an example to all of how not to troll.
Gasoline is liquid, no a gas.
Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster
The usage of poor, in place of pour is an inside joke. Its hilarious how you continually embarrass yourself; in your attempt to criticize my grammar, you exhibited terrible grammar.
This thread should serve as an example to all of how not to troll.
Gasoline is liquid, no a gas.
This thread should serve as an example to all of how not to troll.
Gasoline is liquid, no a gas.
Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster

You just totally proved how stupid you really are
Gasoline is NOT gas, get it through your f.ucking head
Gasoline is a volatile, flammable liquid mixture of hydrocarbons, obtained from petroleum, and used as fuel for internal-combustion engines, as a solvent, etc
You can not "hold" a gas, or pour, or slosh, or throw, etc
Xenon is a gas, Oxygen is a gas, Nitrogen is a gas, Hydrogen is gas
Petroleum Gasoline, is NOT a gas
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Says the guy who thinks Gasoline is a gas
I have taken AP Chemistry, and AP Biology in high school.
Does that make me a nerd? Sure, if you say so, gives me that much more leverage in this argument
Prove to me that you know what you're talking about,
Gas can not be poured.
Petroleum Gasoline can be poured.
Disprove the what scientists have proven hundreds of years ago, that still holds today.
What you are arguing is like "Gravity doesnt exist"
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The modern language association places no limits on the frequency of semi-colon use, they do however require that commas be used to set off quotations. Much like before, during your failed attempt to find fault in my grammar, you improperly punctuated your own sentence. Try your best, but I'll beat you every time.
Also, if Kennykid's AP chemistry isn't sufficient, I have third year chemistry.
Also, if Kennykid's AP chemistry isn't sufficient, I have third year chemistry.
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Vai te foder, maluco!
Tu e viado? Vai pra puta que te pariu!
Tu e viado? Vai pra puta que te pariu!
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消えろ!
いや、それよりひでーや。ただのアホだ!
黙れ、馬鹿野郎!
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俺はブラジルの日系人(二世)で、ただ今一時カナダ転勤中!ポルトガル語/日本語が基本。
英語/フランス語は仕事関係で覚えた。スペイン語はポルトガル語と70%同じ
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英語/フランス語は仕事関係で覚えた。スペイン語はポルトガル語と70%同じ
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Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster
josh?!?
cat's outta the bag?
don't say that this foll mr the clutch is you too?!?
so far he seems to drive an auto 
(clutch... chuckles!)
cat's outta the bag?

don't say that this foll mr the clutch is you too?!?

so far he seems to drive an auto 
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I got really excited a year ago when i could read Konichiwa in japanese at a random door display
But that is taking it to another level XD
That reminds me...
I gotta install my Rosetta Stone again...
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sorry, although i am an engineer, i understand 5 languages... am not a translator, my best part is being engineer
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anyone with common sense would know that Gasoline is not a Gas
Gas as in a fuel, yes
Gas as in a state of matter, no
It just bothers me how ignorant and arrogant some people are, thinking they know everything, yet know less than nothing
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However, as Josh brought up to my attention earlier,
He may be talking about NOS Octane booster, which in fact is a liquid, that can be poured into the gas tank, not the carburetor.
But his ignorance and attitude for saying that Nitrous (a gas) can be poured anywhere blew a bubble in my mind
Re: Hi guys. Just bought an 2005 Civic and need to know how to make it faster
i do say, this enlightening little jont of a chat, has been quite helpful in determining the substantial value this fine forum brings to our often drab internet comunity.
but seriously what'z the big deal with grammar and speling (<check that out, irony), everyone here knows i'm horrible at spelling, but this place is supposed to be about the passion for our cars and helping on an other, not ripping on each other. let's all just have a nice honda hug and start talking about what really matters.
how much we hate "fake honda", Hyundai! i mean those bast@@@s even stole our logo and just slanted it! wtf!
LOL
but seriously what'z the big deal with grammar and speling (<check that out, irony), everyone here knows i'm horrible at spelling, but this place is supposed to be about the passion for our cars and helping on an other, not ripping on each other. let's all just have a nice honda hug and start talking about what really matters.
how much we hate "fake honda", Hyundai! i mean those bast@@@s even stole our logo and just slanted it! wtf!
LOL
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They put it in photoshop and skewed it :3
And I would be perfectly fine in helping him, as does everyone else who's posted, if he would get rid of that attitude and ego
And I would be perfectly fine in helping him, as does everyone else who's posted, if he would get rid of that attitude and ego
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i do say, this enlightening little jont of a chat, has been quite helpful in determining the substantial value this fine forum brings to our often drab internet comunity.
but seriously what'z the big deal with grammar and speling (<check that out, irony), everyone here knows i'm horrible at spelling, but this place is supposed to be about the passion for our cars and helping on an other, not ripping on each other. let's all just have a nice honda hug and start talking about what really matters.
how much we hate "fake honda", Hyundai! i mean those bast@@@s even stole our logo and just slanted it! wtf!
LOL
but seriously what'z the big deal with grammar and speling (<check that out, irony), everyone here knows i'm horrible at spelling, but this place is supposed to be about the passion for our cars and helping on an other, not ripping on each other. let's all just have a nice honda hug and start talking about what really matters.
how much we hate "fake honda", Hyundai! i mean those bast@@@s even stole our logo and just slanted it! wtf!
LOL


