this is gonna be good :-D
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this is gonna be good :-D
alright, so me and Honda Financial have always been cool... bought my car, a 2003 Civic EX sedan, brand almost exactly 3 years ago... perfect credit, so i got 1.9% financing for the lenght of the entire loan period... payments were $346.83 a month (bought the car in Monterey, CA... $19,821... ouch), and i made them on time every month...
a few months ago, i decided to setup an online bill pay service with my bank to just have the money taken right out at the beginning of each month... apparently a digit was left off of a routing number or something like that, and the payments have not been made...
so..... friday i get a call from a COLLECTION AGENT saying that they're going to repo my car if the balance of $10,250 is not paid in full... the guy was a complete asshat about the whole situation, telling me that i was going to lose my car because i didn't understand the concept of borrowing and lending and everything... so i played along, saying "yes sir" and "no sir", pretending i don't know **** about how to handle my finances, just letting this dude enjoy being all high and mighty...
i can't handle my finances, huh?... here's a message for you Mr. Dip$hit Collection Agent:
here's the idea behind this thread... sometime tomorrow i'll be walking into the Honda dealership to pay off my car... me and my boy Drew (drew22mader) were going over some ideas to make things a little more interesting...
i figured i'd just be all nervous and teary-eyed while they were looking up my balance, and then just be like "oh snap, only 10 g's?" and just pull out a big *** wad of hundreds...
he says that would be a little better if i had some little Ziplocs of baking soda or something on me, so when i pulled the stack of cash out of my pocket, a bunch of little baggies of white powder fell out all over the dude's desk or something... i thought that would be funny as ****, but if y'all wanna brainstorm and figure out the best way for me to act an *** at the dealership tomorrow, let me know lol...
less than 24 hours now, so bring 'em on
a few months ago, i decided to setup an online bill pay service with my bank to just have the money taken right out at the beginning of each month... apparently a digit was left off of a routing number or something like that, and the payments have not been made...
so..... friday i get a call from a COLLECTION AGENT saying that they're going to repo my car if the balance of $10,250 is not paid in full... the guy was a complete asshat about the whole situation, telling me that i was going to lose my car because i didn't understand the concept of borrowing and lending and everything... so i played along, saying "yes sir" and "no sir", pretending i don't know **** about how to handle my finances, just letting this dude enjoy being all high and mighty...
i can't handle my finances, huh?... here's a message for you Mr. Dip$hit Collection Agent:
here's the idea behind this thread... sometime tomorrow i'll be walking into the Honda dealership to pay off my car... me and my boy Drew (drew22mader) were going over some ideas to make things a little more interesting...
i figured i'd just be all nervous and teary-eyed while they were looking up my balance, and then just be like "oh snap, only 10 g's?" and just pull out a big *** wad of hundreds...
he says that would be a little better if i had some little Ziplocs of baking soda or something on me, so when i pulled the stack of cash out of my pocket, a bunch of little baggies of white powder fell out all over the dude's desk or something... i thought that would be funny as ****, but if y'all wanna brainstorm and figure out the best way for me to act an *** at the dealership tomorrow, let me know lol...
less than 24 hours now, so bring 'em on
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mark them all with black marker so they think its fake.
roll them up and count them out in front of the salesmen.
bring 4 guys with you that are your "security"
wear all black and nothing else. tell the same for everyone else.
don't walk in like a bitch. walk in pissed off
roll them up and count them out in front of the salesmen.
bring 4 guys with you that are your "security"
wear all black and nothing else. tell the same for everyone else.
don't walk in like a bitch. walk in pissed off
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Originally Posted by MajinB
wear all black and nothing else. tell the same for everyone else. don't walk in like a bitch. walk in pissed off
these are good, keep 'em coming
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Originally Posted by varner88
i got a better idea get change give it to him in dollars and quarters
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They need a smiley that is like that one, but it says "THIS TOPIC RULEZ!" 
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Originally Posted by Marin
Did you guys read it
Originally Posted by usafcushman
alright, so me and Honda Financial have always been cool... bought my car, a 2003 Civic EX sedan, brand almost exactly 3 years ago... perfect credit, so i got 1.9% financing for the lenght of the entire loan period... payments were $346.83 a month (bought the car in Monterey, CA... $19,821... ouch), and i made them on time every month...
a few months ago, i decided to setup an online bill pay service with my bank to just have the money taken right out at the beginning of each month... apparently a digit was left off of a routing number or something like that, and the payments have not been made...
so..... friday i get a call from a COLLECTION AGENT saying that they're going to repo my car if the balance of $10,250 is not paid in full... the guy was a complete asshat about the whole situation, telling me that i was going to lose my car because i didn't understand the concept of borrowing and lending and everything... so i played along, saying "yes sir" and "no sir", pretending i don't know **** about how to handle my finances, just letting this dude enjoy being all high and mighty...
i can't handle my finances, huh?... here's a message for you Mr. Dip$hit Collection Agent:
here's the idea behind this thread... sometime tomorrow i'll be walking into the Honda dealership to pay off my car... me and my boy Drew (drew22mader) were going over some ideas to make things a little more interesting...
i figured i'd just be all nervous and teary-eyed while they were looking up my balance, and then just be like "oh snap, only 10 g's?" and just pull out a big *** wad of hundreds...
he says that would be a little better if i had some little Ziplocs of baking soda or something on me, so when i pulled the stack of cash out of my pocket, a bunch of little baggies of white powder fell out all over the dude's desk or something... i thought that would be funny as ****, but if y'all wanna brainstorm and figure out the best way for me to act an *** at the dealership tomorrow, let me know lol...
less than 24 hours now, so bring 'em on
a few months ago, i decided to setup an online bill pay service with my bank to just have the money taken right out at the beginning of each month... apparently a digit was left off of a routing number or something like that, and the payments have not been made...
so..... friday i get a call from a COLLECTION AGENT saying that they're going to repo my car if the balance of $10,250 is not paid in full... the guy was a complete asshat about the whole situation, telling me that i was going to lose my car because i didn't understand the concept of borrowing and lending and everything... so i played along, saying "yes sir" and "no sir", pretending i don't know **** about how to handle my finances, just letting this dude enjoy being all high and mighty...
i can't handle my finances, huh?... here's a message for you Mr. Dip$hit Collection Agent:
here's the idea behind this thread... sometime tomorrow i'll be walking into the Honda dealership to pay off my car... me and my boy Drew (drew22mader) were going over some ideas to make things a little more interesting...
i figured i'd just be all nervous and teary-eyed while they were looking up my balance, and then just be like "oh snap, only 10 g's?" and just pull out a big *** wad of hundreds...
he says that would be a little better if i had some little Ziplocs of baking soda or something on me, so when i pulled the stack of cash out of my pocket, a bunch of little baggies of white powder fell out all over the dude's desk or something... i thought that would be funny as ****, but if y'all wanna brainstorm and figure out the best way for me to act an *** at the dealership tomorrow, let me know lol...
less than 24 hours now, so bring 'em on
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Originally Posted by import2nr
You added that AFTER you got pwn3d, bitch.
thank god for teh quote.
thank god for teh quote.
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Originally Posted by Marin
im not questioning you, i said you should pay your bills so they dont goto collection and then i wrote just buggin ya.
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Originally Posted by 2k2civ34
Get him Clint. Ok back on topic for a fellow Texan. Just call the cops and have them escort you in.
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Originally Posted by Marin
Word of advice, you go and pay that much money out of thin air the government is gonna wanna know were you got it from
look for the "I pwn3d the government" thread coming soon
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Originally Posted by Marin
Word of advice, you go and pay that much money out of thin air the government is gonna wanna know were you got it from
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Originally Posted by Marin
I know, but in Canada at least, everytime someone makes a payment of over $10000 canadian they have to file a report stating the source of the money.
Anythign over 10g's is a suspicious transaction.
Anythign over 10g's is a suspicious transaction.
