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Originally Posted by Marin
if they didn try to notify you about this they probably ruined your credit.
thats a neg. I AM A COLLECTIONS AGENT FOR BOA (bank of america) i kno how this **** goes......after 181 days of not paying, the account/loan will charge off... meaning it will go on your record for 7-10 years and you can goto jail for it. and by law, after 5 days of missing a payment, thats when you fall into collections, also by law, they HAVE to leave you 1 message a day.
Originally Posted by johnmao123
parachute down from a helicopter while some of your friends pop out from the bushes getting ready for an ambush.
godamit i cant stop laffing.....please do that onE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
see if you can get some police tape (taht yellow **** that says do not cross) and put it around the block, stop all the cars from getting near by and drop down from a helicopter with a line or w/e.
then take off your clothing and have some crazy *** mob suite on. go in the dealer, spark up a nice *** cuban cigar and busta Tony Montana.....talking all gangster n **** lol..
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Last time I had this much fun some furniture got broken!
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When they tell you its $10,000 throw a briefcase on the counter. Then look at drew and say "Damn man, they were gunna take my car over some pocket change?!"
In the briefcase have all 1's, 5's, and 10's. That would be hilarious.
In the briefcase have all 1's, 5's, and 10's. That would be hilarious.
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Rep Power: 374 Get one of those BIG *** golf checks and bring that in and try to pay with it
then pay cash when they say they cant take it and throw the money in their faces!
bring a few people and a bigg video camera like its going on TV, then post it here of course!
then pay cash when they say they cant take it and throw the money in their faces!
bring a few people and a bigg video camera like its going on TV, then post it here of course!
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Originally Posted by blouisgod
Get one of those BIG *** golf checks and bring that in and try to pay with it
then pay cash when they say they cant take it and throw the money in their faces!
bring a few people and a bigg video camera like its going on TV, then post it here of course!
then pay cash when they say they cant take it and throw the money in their faces!
bring a few people and a bigg video camera like its going on TV, then post it here of course!
balahahahahaah.....good one
How about wad up your money and stuff it in every dam pocket you have and keep asking if dats enough....no ok how about now....! Maybe even grease up the money to make it look all nasty so they wont want to touch it. And keep making them count it back.
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Rep Power: 360 haha after more thinking I believe the escalade and mob looking guys with the handcuffed suitcase is the best suggestion!!!
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Rep Power: 252 hmmmmm...i guess soon we'll find out what happens. It would of been hilarious if he walked in dressed and smelling like a bum with a sign around his neck saying, ""I am the president of the United States bodyguard."" say nothing and hand him his statement with account number on it so he'll know what accn't the 10 grand goes to. then he walks out with back facing the guy he spoke to on the phone with a glock hanging from his back pocket.... sweet....
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Originally Posted by Marin
I know, but in Canada at least, everytime someone makes a payment of over $10000 canadian they have to file a report stating the source of the money.
Anythign over 10g's is a suspicious transaction.
Anythign over 10g's is a suspicious transaction.
I paid $140000.00 in cash on 3 cars in the last 6 months and the DEALERS welcome you with open arms. I pay cash for all my cars and i've never had to do anything stating my source of the money.
i bought my volvo cash no questions. it's not business' that question you. it the banks. i forget where i saw this but it was saying that if you deposit more than 10g's in cash into a bank they report it to the gov't.
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Originally Posted by 04hemiboy
That's a crock of ****
I paid $140000.00 in cash on 3 cars in the last 6 months and the DEALERS welcome you with open arms. I pay cash for all my cars and i've never had to do anything stating my source of the money.
I paid $140000.00 in cash on 3 cars in the last 6 months and the DEALERS welcome you with open arms. I pay cash for all my cars and i've never had to do anything stating my source of the money.
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Rep Power: 0 HOLY FREAKIN ****!!!!!!!!!!!
so i get up this morning all excited and everything cuz i'm about to walk up into the Honda dealership and punk everybody out (i made my decision on how i was going to do it last night... thanks for all the badass ideas, guys!)...
so anyway, i wake my roommate up and we get ready to go down and do our thang, and as i walk around the front door, MY FVCKIN CAR IS NOT THERE!!!... there's scratch marks and **** ALL OVER the driveway where they had to DRAG my car back out of the driveway... so needless to say, i'm still fvckin pissed...
and of course the guy i call at Honda Financial has gone home for the day, and the 2 people i have been talking to at the dealership are gone as well... so at 8 tomorrow morning, i start my crusade of calling everyone and their brother that made this mistake happen and tell them how fvckin stupid they are and all that... there is ALOT more to this story, but i gotta run... i just bought a big *** punching bag, and i'ma go beat the **** out of it before i start breakin ****... ooooh, i'm pissed.... if they fvcked my car up, Honda's giving me an S2000, end of story haha...
anyway, i'll keep y'all updated... did i mention i'm pissed?...
so i get up this morning all excited and everything cuz i'm about to walk up into the Honda dealership and punk everybody out (i made my decision on how i was going to do it last night... thanks for all the badass ideas, guys!)...
so anyway, i wake my roommate up and we get ready to go down and do our thang, and as i walk around the front door, MY FVCKIN CAR IS NOT THERE!!!... there's scratch marks and **** ALL OVER the driveway where they had to DRAG my car back out of the driveway... so needless to say, i'm still fvckin pissed...
and of course the guy i call at Honda Financial has gone home for the day, and the 2 people i have been talking to at the dealership are gone as well... so at 8 tomorrow morning, i start my crusade of calling everyone and their brother that made this mistake happen and tell them how fvckin stupid they are and all that... there is ALOT more to this story, but i gotta run... i just bought a big *** punching bag, and i'ma go beat the **** out of it before i start breakin ****... ooooh, i'm pissed.... if they fvcked my car up, Honda's giving me an S2000, end of story haha...
anyway, i'll keep y'all updated... did i mention i'm pissed?...
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Rep Power: 0 for real, that **** was so unexpected... i mean, i guess i'm not pissed at any particular person, it just sucks that there was such a lack of communication that this happened... the Honda Financial guy knew what was going on, the finance manager at the dealership knew, ****, even the damn receptionist knew because i have been staying in contact with them EVERY DAY so this **** wouldn't happen...
oh yeah, forgot to mention: NOONE KNOWS WHERE THE HELL MY CAR IS!!!
the people at the dealership are like "it wouldn't get towed here because you didn't buy it here"... and like i said, the aforementioned Dipshit Collection Agent is out of his office, so that's no help... if my car is being towed to California, i'm going to seriously shoot someone in the face... this is retarded...
on a lighter note, i've got $10,000 in cash to play with until they find my car lol... and if they can't find it, that's a hell of a down payment on on the black S2000 i was checkin out today woo hoo
oh yeah, forgot to mention: NOONE KNOWS WHERE THE HELL MY CAR IS!!!
the people at the dealership are like "it wouldn't get towed here because you didn't buy it here"... and like i said, the aforementioned Dipshit Collection Agent is out of his office, so that's no help... if my car is being towed to California, i'm going to seriously shoot someone in the face... this is retarded...
on a lighter note, i've got $10,000 in cash to play with until they find my car lol... and if they can't find it, that's a hell of a down payment on on the black S2000 i was checkin out today woo hoo
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Rep Power: 0 new sig, lol, you can see it above... i'll keep y'all posted... thanks for your compassion and support during this saddest of times 
