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Originally Posted by Marin
You guys dont understand its all the same. This isn't a small business your dealing with. A small amount like 10g's isnt money talking to a copany that makes millions. Working for Royal Bank i do transactions with banks in the US and it's the same policy.
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how about you go grab a wal-mart gift card and try handing that to the guy and tell him to keep the change hehe (just grab one off the shelves w/o money on it...ya know, to see what he says)
if they don't go for that make them guess which car on the lot you put a suitacase with the money in it in. hahahah
if they don't go for that make them guess which car on the lot you put a suitacase with the money in it in. hahahah
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Rep Power: 288 i hope you dont get robbed on the way to paying your car off, telling ppl you have a butt load of cash is not the safest thing, whether it be the net or in person. but hey your story is funny.
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Originally Posted by mrchowmein
i hope you dont get robbed on the way to paying your car off, telling ppl you have a butt load of cash is not the safest thing, whether it be the net or in person. but hey your story is funny.
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Originally Posted by efil on evol on
ohh, he's not going to be carrying 10k w/o a way to protect himself. I mean come on, it's Texas. He could shoot someone for looking at the briefcase (or whatever)
i carry a Springfield Armory XD45LE... 3 clips full of 180 grain Hydra-Shok .45 caliber hollow points... sometimes there's a Bersa .380 tucked away on my ankle, and most of the time there's a Mossberg 12 gauge tactical shotgun with a 10 round drum in whatever vehicle i'm in... excessive? sure... am i gonna get robbed? i don't think so lol...
Originally Posted by manahoonie
handcuffed to your (or a good friend's) wrist. put a little twist on it, use fuzzy sex hand-cuffs.
i'm too damn goofy, i'd start laughin as soon as i got out of the truck
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You should just wear some real thick glasses, slick your hair back and split it right in the middle. Walk in with a Palm Pilot playing Tetris, then ask the guy how much you owe'em. Then start pressing every bottons on the Palm for like ten minutes pretending you're calculating how to get the money. Last, reach into your pocket and pull out 10g's and say, "well, that isn't gonna leave much for yogurt."
you should do a combination of stuff people suggested. haha
i say you do the rolling up in your escalde and a few friends all dressed in black with sunglasses, with those secret service ear pieces in. you dressed in all black too of course and change the $10k into dollar bills and have the bank give them to you in the crisp stack of 100 $1's and stick those all into a brief case or two, with the brief case handcuffed to your friends. hahah AND have a gun holstered on you too, so when you unbutton your suit top to sit down they can see a glipse of a desert eagle or something, if you have one that is.
good idea? yes? or instead of YOU wearing black, you could wear an ALL white suit, like kingpin in spider man hahah
i say you do the rolling up in your escalde and a few friends all dressed in black with sunglasses, with those secret service ear pieces in. you dressed in all black too of course and change the $10k into dollar bills and have the bank give them to you in the crisp stack of 100 $1's and stick those all into a brief case or two, with the brief case handcuffed to your friends. hahah AND have a gun holstered on you too, so when you unbutton your suit top to sit down they can see a glipse of a desert eagle or something, if you have one that is.
good idea? yes? or instead of YOU wearing black, you could wear an ALL white suit, like kingpin in spider man hahah 
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Rep Power: 273 OMG this sh*t is soooooooo f*ckin funny.... I couldnt stop laughing. man, whatever you do you gotta video tape the sh*t!!!!! all of them are good, I can't just pick one... I guess I would put a couple of them together. like the mob thing with some fuzzy handcuffs strapped to the lunch box and have two bitches dressed like hookers on both arms and your boys as your bodyguards and get $5000 in ones and the rest in quarters and pennies and then get a cigar play it from there... oh man that would be hilarious.... please video tape it tho... i wanna see there faces..... 
