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Originally Posted by 2k2civ34
Umm well if they miss typed the routing address, then that means the money has been sitting in that account since day one and hasn't been taken out.
I dunno, as long as you know were the money is from and you have proof you will be fine. But it just might come back to bit you in the *** down the road sometime when they decide to audit you. I work for Royal Bank Canada and i do Finances here and any transaction over $10k is suspicious and people start wondering were that amount of money came from.
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Originally Posted by usafcushman
i'm just sayin he didn't have to be a di(k about it 
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Originally Posted by Marin
I dunno, as long as you know were the money is from and you have proof you will be fine. But it just might come back to bit you in the *** down the road sometime when they decide to audit you. I work for Royal Bank Canada and i do Finances here and any transaction over $10k is suspicious and people start wondering were that amount of money came from.
You guys dont understand its all the same. This isn't a small business your dealing with. A small amount like 10g's isnt money talking to a copany that makes millions. Working for Royal Bank i do transactions with banks in the US and it's the same policy.
why dont you put the cash IN the bags with the flour and just dig them out? it would be like..."alright sir. im here to pay up." (take out 10 plastic bags filled with "white stuff aka flour" and then just start digging up the cash in them). then just blow it off the cash when you take it out. after you give him the first grand, lick your finger and then just pretend to shiver. and proceed to do that for every bag.
Walk in with two hot chicks with tube tops and short skirts on (one per arm).You should wear a long mink coat with a big *** pinky ring and gator shoes on. Walk up to that sonamabetch and when he says "Can I Help You Sir?" That is when you snap your fingers and say "Bitch, the briefcase!" Tell him to keep the change and just bounce!!
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Originally Posted by Marin
as long as you know were the money is from and you have proof you will be fine
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Originally Posted by import2nr
give him the money, dollar by dollar.
then lose count.
then lose count.

anyway, shove it down your pants and pull it out and slam on on the table and let them smell that ****
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Originally Posted by nema84
Walk in with two hot chicks with tube tops and short skirts on (one per arm).You should wear a long mink coat with a big *** pinky ring and gator shoes on. Walk up to that sonamabetch and when he says "Can I Help You Sir?" That is when you snap your fingers and say "Bitch, the briefcase!" Tell him to keep the change and just bounce!!
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Originally Posted by nema84
Walk in with two hot chicks with tube tops and short skirts on (one per arm).You should wear a long mink coat with a big *** pinky ring and gator shoes on. Walk up to that sonamabetch and when he says "Can I Help You Sir?" That is when you snap your fingers and say "Bitch, the briefcase!" Tell him to keep the change and just bounce!!
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go in with a staight jacket, have some peoples carry you in. unlock you. take the mask off, sit you down. give you a smoke, but not light it. then pull the money out of some places hahaha
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Originally Posted by MajinB
go in with a staight jacket, have some peoples carry you in. unlock you. take the mask off, sit you down. give you a smoke, but not light it. then pull the money out of some places hahaha
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Originally Posted by Marin
if they didn try to notify you about this they probably ruined your credit.
cash =
credit =
seriously though, one little ding on my score won't kill me...
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get a bunch of my boys to park like a block away, and then i'll f'in sprint up to the dealership and slam the showroom door shut and lock it as like 30 dudes come haulin *** into the parking lot... throw like $10,000 on the desk and then run out the back door lol... and i'd have to have someone recordin it haha...
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Originally Posted by import2nr
hhahahahaha! where do you come up with this ****. 

heres another one
go in with army clothes. like 10 guys. with face paint. have one of them go take a **** near the displat
don't talk, but make hand movements. be the army man hahaha
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Just write him a check and if he doesn't believe you, bring it in cash too. if he takes the check run your *** to the bank and deposit it if you don't already have it in there.
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get about 20 or 30 tuners with there cars to come up at the same time with you. when you get there, rev up and have them do the same. or bass some systems. get out all at the same time. open doors at the same time. walk out of the car. close the doors at the same time. walk the hell in there.
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Originally Posted by usafcushman
get a bunch of my boys to park like a block away, and then i'll f'in sprint up to the dealership and slam the showroom door shut and lock it as like 30 dudes come haulin *** into the parking lot... throw like $10,000 on the desk and then run out the back door lol... and i'd have to have someone recordin it haha...
bahahhahha, I can picture that. Imagine the employees expressions.... "oh my god..."
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Originally Posted by MajinB
im creative
heres another one
go in with army clothes. like 10 guys. with face paint. have one of them go take a **** near the displat
don't talk, but make hand movements. be the army man hahaha
heres another one
go in with army clothes. like 10 guys. with face paint. have one of them go take a **** near the displat
don't talk, but make hand movements. be the army man hahaha
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**** i know. come up with your car with 3 others. one for the fron seat, 2 for the back. go in, get the guy who your gonna pay and ask him to "take a ride with you" have someone drive your car, you take the passenger seat. have the other 2 guys on each side of the financial guy. scare the **** out of him. pretend to pull out a piece and pull out the money instead and just throw the lump at him.. hahahha


