Take Pics of Local Ricers
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Open letter to all Honda owners.
Date: 2005-06-21, 10:20AM PDT
Dear Honda owners,
I don't want to race you.
That's right, I'm un-interested in trying to challenge you and your faux supercar in a drag race between stoplights downtown. I don't know why you all feel the need to glare at me while the light is red. You don't have to change your grip on the steering wheel like its a pair of motorcycle handlebars, either. You especially don't need to rev your four-cylinder with its loud exhaust system because you might tempt me to want to race you.
I don't.
What really gets me, though, is with the abundance of similarly craptastic hondas out there, why do you want to race me? The way I figure it, you want to race everything in sight. My Jeep has less than 200 horsepower and the aerodynamics of a barn. However, I suppose the near-verticle air dam which is my windshield isn't neccesarily discouraging to someone who puts a god-damn wing on the back of a front wheel drive car. More downforce for the rear wheels then, eh? That way you can accelerate faster, right? Great work, dipshit.
But seriously. I don't get it. I don't ask you to go drive trails with me. I don't wave and say 'lets go haul *** through a mud pit'. Sure, I spend about as much time off pavement as you do on the track, but at least I can tell the difference between a race car and a 4x4. Does my Jeep look like a challenge or something? Do you and your honda friends get together and say 'Dood! I just beat that Jeep with the big tires and low gears! I'm so fast!'
The way I figure it, your car sucks so much, you can't beat any of the other Hondas, and sure as hell don't want to admit defeat. Instead of buying a genuinely fast car, you choose to get your rocks off racing easy vehicles in your piece of ****. Way to go, badass! I'm proud of you! Why don't we get together and beat up some kids later. I'll let you sucker punch a baby. It will be hard core.
Seriously, though. Please, please, the next time you see me, or any other non-challenging vehicle at a light, don't antagonize them and encourage them to 'race.' Instead, pull your head our of your ***, and realize that your hatchback is probably faster than a minivan, delivery truck, recreational vehicle, bicycle, u-haul, and other similar underpowered non/aerodynamic vehicles. Oh, and don't forget, you're probably faster than me, too.
Go play some more Gran Turismo, and quit being a jackass.
Thank you.
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Date: 2005-06-21, 10:20AM PDT
Dear Honda owners,
I don't want to race you.
That's right, I'm un-interested in trying to challenge you and your faux supercar in a drag race between stoplights downtown. I don't know why you all feel the need to glare at me while the light is red. You don't have to change your grip on the steering wheel like its a pair of motorcycle handlebars, either. You especially don't need to rev your four-cylinder with its loud exhaust system because you might tempt me to want to race you.
I don't.
What really gets me, though, is with the abundance of similarly craptastic hondas out there, why do you want to race me? The way I figure it, you want to race everything in sight. My Jeep has less than 200 horsepower and the aerodynamics of a barn. However, I suppose the near-verticle air dam which is my windshield isn't neccesarily discouraging to someone who puts a god-damn wing on the back of a front wheel drive car. More downforce for the rear wheels then, eh? That way you can accelerate faster, right? Great work, dipshit.
But seriously. I don't get it. I don't ask you to go drive trails with me. I don't wave and say 'lets go haul *** through a mud pit'. Sure, I spend about as much time off pavement as you do on the track, but at least I can tell the difference between a race car and a 4x4. Does my Jeep look like a challenge or something? Do you and your honda friends get together and say 'Dood! I just beat that Jeep with the big tires and low gears! I'm so fast!'
The way I figure it, your car sucks so much, you can't beat any of the other Hondas, and sure as hell don't want to admit defeat. Instead of buying a genuinely fast car, you choose to get your rocks off racing easy vehicles in your piece of ****. Way to go, badass! I'm proud of you! Why don't we get together and beat up some kids later. I'll let you sucker punch a baby. It will be hard core.
Seriously, though. Please, please, the next time you see me, or any other non-challenging vehicle at a light, don't antagonize them and encourage them to 'race.' Instead, pull your head our of your ***, and realize that your hatchback is probably faster than a minivan, delivery truck, recreational vehicle, bicycle, u-haul, and other similar underpowered non/aerodynamic vehicles. Oh, and don't forget, you're probably faster than me, too.
Go play some more Gran Turismo, and quit being a jackass.
Thank you.
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that's probably the funniest thing i have ever read. that is exactly how i used to feel about every dumb ricer that pulls up next to me. now i'm indifferent, and i can halfway understand that he at least likes his car because it is a honda. and if it isnt a honda and it's riced, then that means they just like riced cars. we all know that isn't cool... at least if it's a honda you can claim you just love hondas?
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but on another note........ i have a couple of funny assed pictures of some ricers i took at the hospital... oh believe me some sure show up when they know a hospital gives 'free indigent care.' if only this verizon website will pop up? www.vzwpix.com isn't working for me. anybody else?
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Tell me your joking... That looks so dumb, although the red emblems can look ricey depending on how the car is done up. at least they are the real thing/resemble the real thing. but a sticker? thats a joke. the color is even off. I should have done a good deed and peeled it off myself
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Tell me your joking... That looks so dumb, although the red emblems can look ricey depending on how the car is done up. at least they are the real thing/resemble the real thing. but a sticker? thats a joke. the color is even off. I should have done a good deed and peeled it off myself
Red Type R 'H' Emblems can look good only on a Red Civic serving the purpose of matching, but on any other color it wud still look ridiculous.
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wow.... this is a BMW... the front of it had the typical sticker flames and the headlights had some kind of dark plastic coverings.
yes, you can rice out a BMW
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i saw a beat up geo today, fart cannon, and 3 BIG ////AMG stickers on it and one ////AMG badge emblem....... oh man...lol
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oh man i gotta start carrying im digicam with me i seen these horrible cars around i saw an 8th gen with red rims n the front grill painted red... EWW pukee...ill try n snap sum pix
PS at guy above ^^^ hehe^^^ yea wooo bring it on sucka this my kinda ****^^^
PS at guy above ^^^ hehe^^^ yea wooo bring it on sucka this my kinda ****^^^
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