Me vs. 5th gen dochebag
Me vs. 5th gen dochebag
well im at home for the weekend and it sucks. my hometown (dalton, ga) is boring as hell. theres was nothing to do earlier and i was about to head to my house around 11:00. instead i decided to take a quick run down one of the main roads in my town to see if anyone wanted to play. mostly normal cars were on the road. i got to the mall and decided to turn around. i pulled in and a black 5th gen passes me in the opposite lane. he looked familiar somehow (well i guess anyone with gay tails and a shitty body kit looks familiar after living here for so long
) i turned around quicklky to try and catch up. after sitting at a redlight for awhile and kicking it i finally caught up to him.
he was the first car to go when the light turned green. he was sitting in the middle lane and i was right behind him. the light turns green. he started to kick it. i got right on his bumper. when the car in the left lane was out of the way i switched gears and lanes. i pulled up beside him and he floors it. i give him a second and gas it as well...passing him was easier than passing an old lady in the supermarket. i continued down the road not thinking twice about what had just happened. i pulled into the turn lane and was sitting there when i heard the scariest lawnmower id had ever heard. vroom vroom. he was sitting right beside me. i rolled down the window and instantly heard the exact same phrase ive heard time and time again after i beat someone in this town..."so you wanna race for real?"
it was a kid that i had gone to highschool with. hes a moron. hes the type to race someone and wreck into another car. i knew he looked familiar. he spraypainted his car black. it used to be this shitty green color. still looked pretty shitty. i was like "we just raced and i just won." he says, "yeah, but it wasnt from a stop"......
i was like "listen...'justin'...(his name was in white vinyl on his window) im tired, im going home." "dont be a *****" he says....
...he started talking more ****. his girlfriend was in the car and was begging him to be quiet. i had never really liked the kid myself so i really didnt have a problem getting out of my car and beating the hell out him, but i refrained. (i was already pissed off at the fact that him and his friends had been starting **** with people at my old hang out spot) i said, "look mother****er, you never have beat me and you never will. take your piece of **** somewhere else" he looked like he was going to cry. and that was pretty much the biggest perk ive had all weekend. 
) i turned around quicklky to try and catch up. after sitting at a redlight for awhile and kicking it i finally caught up to him.he was the first car to go when the light turned green. he was sitting in the middle lane and i was right behind him. the light turns green. he started to kick it. i got right on his bumper. when the car in the left lane was out of the way i switched gears and lanes. i pulled up beside him and he floors it. i give him a second and gas it as well...passing him was easier than passing an old lady in the supermarket. i continued down the road not thinking twice about what had just happened. i pulled into the turn lane and was sitting there when i heard the scariest lawnmower id had ever heard. vroom vroom. he was sitting right beside me. i rolled down the window and instantly heard the exact same phrase ive heard time and time again after i beat someone in this town..."so you wanna race for real?"
it was a kid that i had gone to highschool with. hes a moron. hes the type to race someone and wreck into another car. i knew he looked familiar. he spraypainted his car black. it used to be this shitty green color. still looked pretty shitty. i was like "we just raced and i just won." he says, "yeah, but it wasnt from a stop"......
i was like "listen...'justin'...(his name was in white vinyl on his window) im tired, im going home." "dont be a *****" he says.... ...he started talking more ****. his girlfriend was in the car and was begging him to be quiet. i had never really liked the kid myself so i really didnt have a problem getting out of my car and beating the hell out him, but i refrained. (i was already pissed off at the fact that him and his friends had been starting **** with people at my old hang out spot) i said, "look mother****er, you never have beat me and you never will. take your piece of **** somewhere else" he looked like he was going to cry. and that was pretty much the biggest perk ive had all weekend. Last edited by R3DL1N3; Nov 6, 2005 at 01:19 AM.
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lol, thats funny, im still a senior in high school and i have been told i have the nicest car out of all the cars in the student parking lot and a lot of guys in old *** eclipses that sound very shitty start talkin shyt about my 04' EX.....and they say they can beat me no matter what so i said ok then a$$hole lets go and that night we went out to an area called sanger which is out in the country and we race, me, eclipse, 6th gen civic, 1992 cavalier "fixed up". well anywho we launch and the 6th gen stays back basically, the 1992 cavalier stayed back and he eclipse's front headlights were at my side mirrors, in my head i was like oh $h!t i cant pull on him, untill i hit 3rd i pull like another half car length and by the time i hit 110 hes at my rear bumper.....oh btw the eclipse was a 94 with like 200,000 miles and it had I/E....but still he can say he kept up wit me....grrr it pisses me off now because he goes around school telling everyone he kept up wit me @ 110 MPH, i was going to beat the $h!t out of him after he got wit my g/f but then hey, i guess she only liked me for my EM2 lol anywho thats my story...
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hmm, maybe i seen that kid around the mall of ga. thats where i live. don't know. i had a guy ask me to run him in a black and green hatch. we were in a quik trip that i worked at lol. don't know. funny story
Originally Posted by MajinB
hmm, maybe i seen that kid around the mall of ga. thats where i live. don't know. i had a guy ask me to run him in a black and green hatch. we were in a quik trip that i worked at lol. don't know. funny story
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