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Just crushed a
Well I figure if I leave out what I crushed your interest would be peeked. So here it is, The other day i was sitting at a stop sign, mindin' my own when the nieghborhood bully pulled up beside me on his Honda scooter. He started talkin. $hit, saying ha, evn my scooter can beat that 2k1 crap. I just sat there not paying him any attention. Then he starts gunning his little engine. I say fine you really want to look stupid , lets go. So I tell him on 3, he starts in with the b,b,b,bah,bah,bah,b,b,b, then I say 3, 2, 1. Well I let the little sucker take me off the line. Then I come up behind him, honk the horn so he turns around, and I run him over. Violla, he's crushed and I just got rid of my headache.[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
( for those of us less endowed than others in intelligence, this is just a joke, a story, it did not really happen, EVER)
( for those of us less endowed than others in intelligence, this is just a joke, a story, it did not really happen, EVER) 
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i guess it'd be more funny if it really happened and he didn't get hurt but his scooter did. that would have been nice[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
i guess it'd be more funny if it really happened and he didn't get hurt but his scooter did. that would have been nice[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG] 
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Rep Power: 0 I liked it, I thought it was very humorous, I need stuff like that on a day like today, I can't find a freaking job anywhere. Why does it seem like when you're unemployed no one is hiring but when you have a job, everyone is hiring, that's some b.s. I need a [IMG]i/expressions/beer_yum.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 Neo: Where do you find those funny pics... I figure you add the words, but the pics?... They always crack me up... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 << Neo: Where do you find those funny pics... I figure you add the words, but the pics?... They always crack me up... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] >>
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You're an idiot...I can't believe I have something in common (we both have 2k1 civics) with your stupid a$$.[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG]
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You're an idiot...I can't believe I have something in common (we both have 2k1 civics) with your stupid a$$.[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/IMG]:t up: 
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