Recent kills
Recent kills
Alright guys, Iv had my 01 si Coupe for about 5 months now. Only mods are AEM CAI with a new K&N VR6 filter, and NGK plugs. So about 2 weeks ago I was driving away from a local hang out with my buddy at aprox midnight and we stop at a light. Two girls pull up to me with a modified saturn Ion 2dr. She revs, so im like *** if i dont race or worse if i lose to her i lose my manhood, testosterone raging i fukin rev the **** outta my D17 vtec. From what i could hear she had I/E not sure about header but its a possibility, and she also had aftermarket rims. So the light changes and dump the clutch from 5 grand, tires sqaucking, burning rubber smell filling my cabin. I get the jump on her right off the start. after 1st gear her nose is at my rear quarter. I chirp into fukin second and at 5-6k shes 1 1/2 cars behind me then half way into third the race is over i beat her and her little friend by 2 1/2 car lengths. I honestly dont know what she was thinking pulling up on a civic with her little saturn filled with those fake euro plates from portugal and portuguese flag mod on rear view mirror. She probably thought shed rock my single cam...WRONG!!!!
Run # 2 was last night, again at a stop light while i was driving to the local hang out with my buddy. A chevy cobalt non ss pulls up to me. The driver had a girl passenger, and there were no initial signs of a race. I casually drive off from the light, but the dumbass in the cobalt chirps his dam tires through that gm automatic transmission, so im at his rear bumper and i redline first..chirp into second, at that point im actually slightly ahead of him where his front tire is about at my door and i can see the fear in his bitches face, then i just fukin pop her into third and... cyyyyaaaa beat him by 2 cars once again, he continued speeding on and i turned into the local coffee shop where everyone i know was hanging.
So this is how my first 2 encounters went down, and they were very satisfying wins because I was prey both times around to the mighty gm 2.2l ecotec....yah ritttee
and beating shitty gm's and their cult like drivers is always satisfying
Run # 2 was last night, again at a stop light while i was driving to the local hang out with my buddy. A chevy cobalt non ss pulls up to me. The driver had a girl passenger, and there were no initial signs of a race. I casually drive off from the light, but the dumbass in the cobalt chirps his dam tires through that gm automatic transmission, so im at his rear bumper and i redline first..chirp into second, at that point im actually slightly ahead of him where his front tire is about at my door and i can see the fear in his bitches face, then i just fukin pop her into third and... cyyyyaaaa beat him by 2 cars once again, he continued speeding on and i turned into the local coffee shop where everyone i know was hanging.
So this is how my first 2 encounters went down, and they were very satisfying wins because I was prey both times around to the mighty gm 2.2l ecotec....yah ritttee
and beating shitty gm's and their cult like drivers is always satisfying
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Re: Recent kills
Damn dude, you sounds a little too happy here, lol. Good to hear your killing em-but remember to be safe, if thats possible when street racing.
Kill stories always make you sound retarted, but heres mine:
The other week I lost two mustang gt's somewhere in my blindspots from a light when leaving work, surpised being their V6's. Also on my way home this morning (6am) after working the overnighter- I'm at a light where there are two lanes that merge just after the light... i see two cars way behind me, both of them file behind me.. but then theres a ssm civic coming up on my right hand side, doing the slow creep so they can gun it when the light drops... well, I saw it- light drops, it makes it up to my door as I'm opening it up and I loose it behind me. Car was really loud- very cold air this morning, engine loved it. Anyways, the ssm gets right on my *** for the next mile. I'm looking back and its this blonde sorority looking girl. I was like wow... this alpha would give her a hell of an O-mega.
btw, try to sensor your language a little k?
Kill stories always make you sound retarted, but heres mine:
The other week I lost two mustang gt's somewhere in my blindspots from a light when leaving work, surpised being their V6's. Also on my way home this morning (6am) after working the overnighter- I'm at a light where there are two lanes that merge just after the light... i see two cars way behind me, both of them file behind me.. but then theres a ssm civic coming up on my right hand side, doing the slow creep so they can gun it when the light drops... well, I saw it- light drops, it makes it up to my door as I'm opening it up and I loose it behind me. Car was really loud- very cold air this morning, engine loved it. Anyways, the ssm gets right on my *** for the next mile. I'm looking back and its this blonde sorority looking girl. I was like wow... this alpha would give her a hell of an O-mega.
btw, try to sensor your language a little k?
Re: Recent kills
Yea sry about the language guys, but its always satisfying beating domestics because they consider us prey. And yes the air is great up here in the CA. in my first race the temp at night was about 12 degres, and last nite was little warmer @ about 20 degres.
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