Lighter side of SARS
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My Spidersense's Tingling
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Lighter side of SARS
THis might be a short thread, but just thought this was funny......
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Lighter side of SARS
This story was told by a nurse... and she
swears this really happened on her ward.
A man suspected of SARs is lying in the hospital bed
with a mask over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his
face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are
my ********* black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir,
I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats,
"Nurse, are my ********* black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm
only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little
distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my ********* black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse
was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his
pyjama trousers, had a real good look, pulled his
pyjamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing wrong with your *********!!!"
At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out,
"I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!"
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Lighter side of SARS
This story was told by a nurse... and she
swears this really happened on her ward.
A man suspected of SARs is lying in the hospital bed
with a mask over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his
face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are
my ********* black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir,
I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats,
"Nurse, are my ********* black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm
only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little
distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my ********* black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse
was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his
pyjama trousers, had a real good look, pulled his
pyjamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing wrong with your *********!!!"
At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out,
"I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!"
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My Spidersense's Tingling
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From: GTA, Ontario, Canada
Rep Power: 0 oh man.....I am sorry if I offended anyone....
it is really sad but just wanted to make some ppl smile even though we are going thru rough times........
SOrry...no more jokes >_<
it is really sad but just wanted to make some ppl smile even though we are going thru rough times........
SOrry...no more jokes >_<
SLIPSTREAM R
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From: Markham, Ontario, Canada
Rep Power: 0 doesn't matter how many people have died from it... it's bad enuff that 1 person dies from it...
but either way... people have to joke about it... I know so many people that are so paranoid about it... at least hearing jokes about it will calm ppl down and cut down stress... no?
but either way... people have to joke about it... I know so many people that are so paranoid about it... at least hearing jokes about it will calm ppl down and cut down stress... no?
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