OT: Blonde joke - part 2
OT: Blonde joke - part 2
How do you brainwash a blonde?
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.
Why are there no dumb brunettes?
Peroxide.
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
At a carwash in T.dot, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later,
she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
Two blondes walked into the store.
Guess neither one of them seen the wall there.
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.
Why are there no dumb brunettes?
Peroxide.
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
At a carwash in T.dot, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later,
she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
Two blondes walked into the store.
Guess neither one of them seen the wall there.
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