OT: Blonde joke - part 1
OT: Blonde joke - part 1
An blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress" she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
A blonde enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher!"
A blonde was driving down the QEW when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her. "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the QEW! Please be careful!?"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde girl, "There's hundreds of them!"
A blonde was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.
Blonde: Ok
Medic: Ok, how many fingers am I putting up?
Blonde: Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
A blonde enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher!"
A blonde was driving down the QEW when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her. "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the QEW! Please be careful!?"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde girl, "There's hundreds of them!"
A blonde was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.
Blonde: Ok
Medic: Ok, how many fingers am I putting up?
Blonde: Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!
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