You want embarrassing? I sent my friends multiple copies of our freaky conversation. They're all laughing hysterically. Now THAT'S embarrassing.

p.s. I don't believe in God. I only worship money and monkeys in thongs.

Derick wrote:
> Hi Will;
> This whole issue is toning to a kind of
> embarrassments, remember you told me in your
> second mail to me that, your area is cool and
> nice if I happen to be their, I will like the
> environment out there. Then I ask you which side
> is your area located and you are now asking me
> why I want to come to your area… Anyway bro Will,
> let pretend like we’ve never communicate to each
> other or exchange mails, other than having
> misunderstanding within our selves please!! Ok.
> Bye for now and May God be with you…
> Derick
>
>
> WiLL wrote:
> > Why do you want to come to my area? What plans
> > do you have?
> >
> > Derick wrote:
> > > Hi dear;
> > > I'm sorry bro, I have about 3 friends of mine
> > > named Will, Willa, Willson and Williams so it
> > is
> > > line of wills, how about if I wanan come to
> > your
> > > area now, Hoe do I contact you, like to tell
> > you
> > > you am On my way waite for me somewere... Do
> > you
> > > have hand set, if you do can you please send
> > me
> > > your number my SMS to +62-818801310. see
> yaaaaa
> > > Derick.
> > >
> > >
> > > WiLL wrote:
> > > > So I found out you sent this to OTHER Wills
> > on
> > > > the Friendster network. Care to explain?

Bwahahahahaaaa!!! I'm the devil!!!! Dance for Daddy Satan!!! Bwahahahahaa!!!!

p.s. put your pants back on, Satan don't play dat.

Derick wrote:
> I see, You don't believe in God, You a lost in
> Hell with your master the Devel, I Pray that Our
> Lord Jesus Christ Will save your from total
> distruction. I'm so sorry for your life. May God
> help you.
>

I will eat your soul.


Derick wrote:
> Gila ya, I can see you are a joker, Munkin you
> are baby Satan hahahahahahah You're little Lusifa
> hahahahaahhaah I'm scared of you bro Satan
> Bwahaaaahahahaahha... "Kasia ndelo"
>
>

My master prefers that his name not be
misspelled. It's DEVIL. He has taken one of
each of your socks to use in his unholy rites.
He has impregnated your dog with demon spawn and
soon your house (and adjoining phone booth)
shall be filled with the unholy presence of
Krispy Kremes.

Derick wrote:
>
> So you already kill all your friends kan; Well
> you cannot even see me, not to talk of eating
my
> soul NO WAY Baby Setan... My Jesus Is Stronger
> the you and your master the Devel...

http://www.engrish.com

Derick wrote:
> Ha
> Whether your master name is been spelled
properly
> or not is none of my business both of you can
go
> to Hell and born to ashes. Please stay away
from
> my sit please.

Gwahahahahaaaaa....you're the best man! Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Derick wrote:
>
> One thing I know is that I know nothing. Another
> thing is that I'm innately curious of everything
> that is within me, around me and beyond me. My
> thirst is to learn and educate myself about
> everything that there is to learn on the face of
> this earth. My longing is to go Home and dwell
> there for the rest of my life until I depart from
> this world.
> No one in particular. I believe anyone whom I
> meet in life serves a purpose meaning we would
> touch each other's life one way or the other.
> Friendship minces a lot if you understand it.
> My dear; every work we do in this world is had
> and sometimes it’s crazy. Making friends is one
> of the hardest things you can imagine, Bet you
> don’t need to give up, noting good comes easy ok.
> We make friends to lean more and have experience
> in dealing with one another. Do not let fear
> intimidate your sprit of imagination; in this
> world there are so many kinds of people both good
> and bad, bet you should know that with God all
> things are possible for those who believe in Him.
> All we need to do is to trust and believing in
> our self Ok hahahahaahh…...
>
> My words have effect on others; they also have an
> effect on me. On the other hand, when I refuse to
> give expression to impure, unkind, ungodly
> thoughts, I begin to choke and strangle the sin
> in my soul. That is why the wise men said … “we
> must guard our mouth, when we do that, we starve
> the sin that is gnawing insidiously at the root
> of our soul” You may say; I’ve tried to, but I
> have no power to subdue the problems facing
> me. “No man can tame the tongue”… bet our God
> can; We shall ask Him to keep watch over our
> mouths and set a guard upon our lips; if our
> tongue control today, then He shall evaluate each
> thought and watch each words we say with pity. We
> can be friends; beside am West African, if you
> don’t mind you can call me anytime you want on
> +62818801310. God bless you and have a blessed
> week ahead.

Hey freakboy, why do you keep changing your name? First you're Derick, now you're Tony. Fine then. My real name is Molestro the Magnificent. All will bow to my sexy powers. Impregnate!!!!!
Molestro the Magnificent, defiler of virgins everywhere
Derick wrote:
> Help us, Lord, to be a lifeline to a dying world
> today, Bringing hope to hopeless people on earth,
> as we share salvation's of good friendships in
> good spirit with those around us
> .
> Lord; we are seeking you with all our heart; with
> all our soul and all our minds; For wondrous
> blessings you alone impart….. In seeking we shall
> surely find.
>
> I do not write you to hurt you Zaki or make you
> feel bad about me Ok. As far as I know you, I
> still maintain you are the best friend I've ever
> hard, you knows that. The last time we met you
> told me something about some shoe you wanna
> despose. Though it looks crazy bet then I fill we
> can be friends.
> Beside I bro, I saw your profile in my friendstar
> web sit. So I decided to write you. Well you
> look cool and more of a nice guy though. It’s
> takes a seconds to know someone bet it may take
> life time to forget whom you known or met within
> seconds. I am so sorry if I’ve approached you
> wrongly please.
>
> You know what, meeting new people as friends,
> I pretty wanna meet anyone. My friends range
> from a big verity so its all good =). Just be
> yourself and if people like you they will always
> find a way to understand you. But as for a
> relationship? How I feel I cannot tell, for it
> would only bring pain and tears to my eyes.
>
> My feelings are postponed because I only care for
> the happiness of others and the happiness of
> those I care. Though day by day the pain is
> great, I stand by her choice because when I see
> her happy, that is all that matters to me. My
> heart is set in a place I cannot describe.
> Isolated and lonely, it yarns for that it cannot
> have. I'll wait till time ends, till all reason
> is gone. I'll wait because I love you guys
> forever? Who knows, we'll see how everything
> goes, at the end of it all. After all time stands
> still. Hope to hear from you soonest. God bless
> you
> Tony-(Derick)
>
>
>