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When im driving along a residential road i like to show pedestrians how much I love them by driving close to the curb and honking as soon as I get close. All the weird looks, the middle fingers and the looks or pure terror make everything worth while. Occassionally im rewarded with a person hitting the ground like there was a gun shot, or even running in the opposite direction away from me. I dont get it, Im just trying to be friendly.

 
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cool

 
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aw man, that's just wrong. [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG]
I remember this one time, back when I had my slick factories on. I was goin down the road about 35mph. I revved it up to about 5500 rpm, put it in 2nd gear, and popped the clutch right beside some guy who was walking with his back to the traffic. When my tires started to squeel I guess he thought I was skidding straight for him or something, so he took off running and jumping into the median. Aw man, I know it shouldn't be funny, but I laughed my *** off. They even had people in traffic laughing. The guy looked all drugged up, so I guess that's why he freaked out. After I thought about it I kinda felt bad for the guy, but it was still funny.

 
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haha, that's funny.

 
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I have no remorse when it comes to targets, anybody walking or riding a bike on the sidewalk is fair game. I actually had what looked to be a 10 year old boy freak out when i honked and he ended up triping on the curb and taking a face plant on the sidewalk. Needless to say i was laughing all the way home. It still brings a tear of joy to my eye when i think about it. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

 
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And you wonder why you have "Nofriends"...and when one of them steps out into the road and you hit them, have fun with Bubba in jail. Oh and if I saw you do that and I was behind you, I'd follow you home.

Idiot.

Matt

 
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Good One man ..... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

 
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u are such an idiot, hope u get caught for it

 
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Are you proud of it or something? That's pretty stupid IMO

 
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LOL u guys are so uptight, its just for fun. Nobody gets hurt I dont see why everybody is so offended. and btw NoFriends is a video and clothing company.... www.nofriends.com Dont talk trash if u dont know what ur talking about.

 
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omg one day at school these FAT ghetto mexican chicks were walking behind my car like right behind it, they were infact brushing up agianst my trunk... so I made sure I rolled back a few feet, they were screaming and ****... and then i pealed out... it was incredibly amusing. Thats what they get for touching my car.... damn ghetto bitches

 
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And how old are you?.. thats all pretty dumb imo.

 
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That happened to me once, but when i backed up, i backed up a couple of feet, so that I could snag this parking spot at school... all of a sudden, 3 or 4 of those popular pretty spanish chicks scramble from behind my car... They were the ones with the worst attitudes on the planet, so all i could hear was them cussing me out, etc. I felt bad for a second, then I realized who they were and couldn't stop laughing... oops

 
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Down here the main road that the college is on gets huge puddles along side of the road when it rains. Whenever I see a teacher walking next to the puddles I make sure to gun it and splash them as I go park for my class.

I have yet to get a teacher that is teaching my class.

 
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LOL, I do that after it rains in my friends 4runner.

 
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Bad karma.

 
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dude...I just washed my car for tomorrow's meet and it began pouring the first time in MONTHS...... FREAKEN A.

 
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there was this time, i was in a friends appartment, on the balcony, and these 2 guys, going aroound my car looking at it for some reason, so i pressed on the panic button on my remote, the the 2 guys just started running, and they were like 18 year old guys, [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

 
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i ues to do that in the parking lot all the time. My had a trunk popper and a panic button. Pop the trunk to scare them and they go to look at the trunk and hit the panic button. the best is when they do not notice you standing there laughing(as you walk to your car - I could say walking).

 
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I did that once to some pedestrian. [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG]
I kinda feel bad afterward for a sec

 
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I think that idea popped in to my head once or twice. [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG]
Never capitalized on it though.

 
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I actually have a funny story about this. Back in middle school I used to have to walk home from school. Anyway this guy in a modded S-10 splashed and honked at me on a rainy day. Well, a few days later, I saw that same truck (I recognized the mods and vanity plate) in a parking lot. Needless to say, I had fun with my keys on his truck. What goes around comes around!

EDIT: BTW, I'm REALLY nice to pedestrians. You should be too, especially if you have a modded or easily recognizable car

 
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Once I was stopped at a crosswalk, waiting to make a right turn, as these two yuppie c*cksuckers took their sweet time crossing the street. Every once in awhile they would make eye contact with me with a look like, "Yeah, you can just wait right there." As soon as they got one foot on the curb I reved and burned out around the corner. Those two pr!cks jumped and ran onto the curb... oh man that was worth it.

Generally I'm a polite driver, but inconsiderate people **** me off.