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my favorite was when a girl slammed into a telephone poll hard enough to knock it over, then proceed to drive away like nothing happened. luckily the car stalled out shortly after and cops came. guess she thought you can damage city property and someone else will pay for it.

 
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this is my favorite.
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Every time I see a blonde girl driving, I think of the 40 year old virgin drunk driving scene... "that f**ker came out of nowhere!"

 
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my old neighbor Joseph Mazzotta had a Testarossa sitting in his garage just like that he would never drive it but every once in awhile he would start it up that thing was loud ****ed up part was he later got whacked by the Genovese family guess he was stealing money from them or something. heres the story http://articles.courant.com/2008-08-...others-rentals

 
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so its back to school time in the swamp. new freshmen. new women driving terribly.

Im headed west on 20th avenue waiting for my green arrow so that I could turn left into an apartment complex Its on the corner of 20th ave and 62nd blvd on the map below.

My arrow turns green and a ****ign stupid blonde **** in a mustang starts hauling *** through the intersection headed east! She was going to completely run the ****ing light with me in the middle of the intersection. Guess she panicked because she just floored it and tried to run the intersection completely. Let's just say I'm glad I got those rear sway bar endlinks installed in time.

thats experience 1.

experience 2.
After that game of chicken, I find myself meeting stupid dumb bitch #2. Im pulling up a boulevard (has a concrete median in the middle)

in teh picture it is sw 35th blvd. So here I am driving up 35th blvd headed south east and out of the subway parking lot in the picture comes this bitch (hopefully) giving herself brain cancer with her iPhone45sq-342super duper or whatever the bloody hell version iPhone they have now, and shes looking to her right the whole time.

........shes turning left, never looks left, just keeps looking right, the direction in which she is NOT driving......

I'm approaching her from the left, i see five immediate things that are not conducive to my good health.
1. shes a woman driving.
2. shes a woman driving while talking on the cell phone.
3. shes a woman driving while talking on the phone and blonde.
4. shes a woman driving while talking on the phone and blonde and in a big truck.
5. shes a woman driving while talking on the phone and blonde and in a big truck that is headed right towards me.

I of course politely LEANED ON MY FUKKING HORN AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE GAVE HER THE FINGER AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY COULD AND YELLED PAY ATTENTION YOU ****ING *****! and narrowly missed a mangled death of metal and stupid.

experience 3. These are all just today mind you.
This stupid **** almost got herself a two for one. I'm walking into Lowes to pick up some stuff to fabricate a trunk bar and to get a metal strap for my cluster swap. I'm walking through a cross walk that has bright pedestrian crossing marks on the asphalt that is raised and textured so you KNOW there are pedestrians crossing. There are also signs. Lot's of signs that say things like "pedestrian crossing" and "slow for pedestrians" and "HEY YOU *** HOLE BAG OF DICKS, GET OFF THE ****ING PHONE AND YIELD TO PEDESTRIANS IN THE ****ING GOD DAMN CROSSWALK"

somehow, this woman missed all those things. most likely because she was so huge, I'm talking about Jabba the Hutts fat sister scale, that the fat on her forehead most likely drooped down and covered her fat sunken eyeballs. This woman was stuffed into a chevy volt. And when I say stuffed, I mean she had to have at least one cheek on the drivers seat, and one on the passengers seat. Anyho, Cumpdumpster McTwatCunt is speeding through the parking lot, as I am crossing and I see her and she sees me and goes to swerve around me so that she wouldn't have to slow down (she was probably in hurry somewhere to eat a metric shitload of food somewhere) and in doing so, almost clips an elderly couple sitting in their Cadillac (stereotypical right?) parked in the loading area of Lowes. The elderly man flicks her off and gives her the horn. She freaks out swerves again but this time towards me and almost mowed me down.

I kicked the back bumper of her car and gave her the finger as she drove off. Had she not almost just killed me and broken the hips of the old fellers in the Cadillac, i'm pretty sure she would have poured herself out of the car to say something about that. Or maybe she didn't notice. If she didn't notice the kick i unleashed on her plastic government subsidized piece of **** in the parking lot, she will sure as hell see the beauty mark i left her when she gets home.

bitches man. I tell you. Thats why men die sooner. Women kill them.

 
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not gonna happen, one key component is missing and it's not the cell phone nor the potential for cancer.


IT'S the brain! bwaaaaaahahahaahahaha!

 
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got one today im driving in a two lane im in the left lane coming to a red light theres a line of cars already stopped in the right lane so dumb bitch in covertible decides to get in my lane and pulls out with no blinker talking on cell phone almost hits me and then proceeds to lay on her horn and get all pist like it was my fault. she was hot though i gave her the finger anyway.

 
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haha good to hear running riot is still alive.

 
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God I wont be for very long at this rate.

I paid a ticket in July and the county suspended my license anyway. It's going to be 3-5 days before it gets sorted out. Don't get me started on it because I've lost years off my life over it. I ended up calling my governors office, byt also my state congressman and senator in addition to my US congressman and senator over this bullshit.

Anyways back to the point. My gf has been driving me around the last few days in my car since I have AC and she doesnt and it's killing me man. She thinks that her foot needs to be on the clutch at all times. Her Corolla S is a 5 speed so she knows how to drive a manual trans but god dammit always on my clutch.

She had to drop me off at school today to finish paperwork and I get out of the car and hear the clutch engaged and I turn around and yell at her GET OFF MY CLUTCH! and this other guy was there and he turns to me and says, god dammit dude my gf does the exact same ****!

That doesn't compare to another women should not drive traffic incident.

Remember that intersection I spoke of earlier? The SW 34th street and Archer Road intersection? It's the intersection from the Audicunt story....

Archer rd runs west to east 34th street runs north to south.
So I am sitting on Archer facing east waiting for the green arrow so I can turn north on 34th street. I look across the intersection and notice a car had run the light, making an illegal as **** left hand turn to head south on 34th st. Well traffic going north to south had a green light so naturally, this bitch clipped a Jeep Cherokee traveling east on archer rd and spun it around, totaling both vehicles. ANd of course it's right in the imddle of the intersection so no traffic can move.

So while sitting at this intersection for 30 minutes while the cops eat donuts and sort out the accident, I notice the driver of the car that ran the red light had a passenger. The driver and the passenger were two skanked out sorostitutes that were all dressed up, most likely so they could **** the first jersey shore looking tool bag that came their way.

The worst thing that pissed me off the most was, as I am sitting there the two girls start talking to the cop looking all impatient like. Bitch you just ruined some guys car wtf is your deal?! So then the cop decides to step out in the middle of oncoming traffic so this two ****** could cross the street. **** that **** make those hookers wait until the light turns red and make them use the ****ing cross walk. ******. and to top it all off they were giggling as they were crossing the street as if to say

uh well like im a big ***** and a slutty mcwhorebag and like, my dad bought me this car and like, i crashed it into this other guys car but it was totally his fault because he was like in the intersection while i was trying to run a red light. as if! what a complete *** hole! he like should have waited for me to get my slutty std infested vag across the intersection before going. doesn't he like know that red means I can cross the intersection whenever I want to? duh!

stupid ******.

 
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Dude you are madd hilarious. Can't wait for your next story. lol

 
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I spend 40+ hours a week driving around this town. I see a lot of ****.

 
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She could not get the car to turn off probably because she never turned the key.

In the video I at least did not see the brake light come on once, or use the hand brake to slow it down at least biatch.

And what about putting the car in that N tingy that is in between
the R and the D.

She should get executed.

 
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well school is back and my morning ride to work was pretty much hell. i couldnt believe how many idiots and number of cars there were so early in the morning compared to last week. i thought it was a different city.

 
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So i was driving down US-15, which is one lane road ( i.e. 1 lane either side). The speed limit on that road is 55mph and people usually do like 60/65 depending upon traffic. So on my way back from work, one dumb blonde in a big *** escalade was switching between 45-65 mph randomly. At first i was clueless as to what the hell was going on. Later when i looked closely thru her rear window, guess what ? she was on the mother effin phone.

After good 10 mins of driving at variable speed and frustration, i finally passed her. While i was passing her, I saw she was just laughing and giggling. I mean wtff.. I wanted to slam on my breaks in front of her, but then i would have totaled my civic

Atleast 3 cars passed her after I did and i swear to god there were cars piled up behind her for 1/4 mile.

 
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this made m chuckle.

 
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I feel sorry for you but please don't include Danica Patrick ok? she's my idol.

However, we should avoid and be defensive driver. It's just crazy out there.

Be safe.

 
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Fixed it for ya

 
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There is no question, you would not only total the Civic but, die as well.

Here locally, about 2 years ago, some people in a 7th gen died when they were rear-ended at a light by another 7th gen going about 50mph. Civics are death traps in a wreck, especially when the other vehicle weighs 6000lbs.

 
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DNF in 90% of her races? For now I would include her.

 
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I agree with you. These 7th gen cars are like tin foil. I swear whenever someone on the opposing lane passes by me( especially big trucks), my car shakes because of the air drag. lol

I wonder what is the crash rating on these 7th gen civics.


ps. Heres another story as to why women shouldn't drive

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/11525751/

 
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seems most of the problem around here are people taking their kids to school. there was nothing in the summer. you would think with kids in the car they would drive more carefully, but exactly the opposite is happening.

 
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They cant wait to get them ****** to school so they can have free time lol

 
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Lol love it man. I'm surprised that you actually ended up going to the same place. I would've stuck my foot up that prissy ***. Women like that disgust me in how our generation is becoming. Gahh >.<

 
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she answered the question of what would happen if a woman drove on a race track?

 
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so it rained today. like it does here. **** you not, a car full of three women crashed into a bus three minutes after the first rain drop hit, i guess they freaked out the the humidity was going to frizz up their hair and they forgot they were in a moving vehicle going 50 mph. retards.

 
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As a woman, I used to think that guys were the worst drivers. Thanks for including me in with "women." I have had accidents, like 2 cars totaled from being hit by guys, one of which was drinking beer in the truck, 4 more accidents that didn't total my car, again all guys. Another accident was due to a deer running into the side of my car. Yet, I do not include all men as being the worst drivers on the road.

In my lifetime I have driven close to 1,000,000 miles which includes driving all 49 North American states, Hawaii (But not in my car), Canada and Mexico.

I have driven in foreign countries, Australia, Germany, Denmark, Poland...etc...you get the picture in a rental car.

I have never had a ticket. My current 2000 Honda Civic has 239,000 miles and going strong. My 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid has 370,000 miles. I will never own any other car other than a Honda since my first 1982 Honda Accord got over 330,000 before it broke down.

I use my turn signals, something the men in my family do not use. I always look around me when changing lanes. I can pass any drivers test without error. No need to ever read the book.

I have driven through dust storms, blizzards, white-outs, wash-outs, downpours, you name it.

Still, the only problem I ever seem to have is that guys are crashing into me.

I am not saying that women are better drivers, some are and some aren't, just as some guys are better drivers, and some aren't.

I'm all for venting frustration but please be careful with using blanket statements which encapsulates "all" of any group of people. It really lowers your IQ.

 
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A funny clip i got it off from youtube.

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Well I am saying that women are terrible drivers. And if a guy drinking a beer in a truck hit you then OBVIOUSLY you were in the wrong by getting in his way. duh.
What the hell was a guy drinking beer in a truck doing in your kitchen anyway?