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Old 02-01-2005
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Mission Seafoam Front Clip

Briefing :
as u all know, Jim need a front clip for his car project, because of the dificulty of going JDM, he will have to go CDM, we at 7thgen have been assigned the mission to get him a front clip ASAP.

Objective :
Blue Subaru WRX, with an owner by the name Kevin

Weapons required:
2 PickUp Trucks, Kevins Credit Card, Kevins drivers liceance. Heavy Duty Helmet, firefighter suits, Kevins Keys

Soldiers Assigned :
Caryne - undercover agent to get us all the kevin stuff we need
Pharoh: to pass of as kevin to use his ID
Abe, Jim : 2 heavy weights to drive the trucks

Mission Details:

Caryne will get kevin drunk, promising him a sexual favour, after he passes out, she takes his wallet and keys and passes them to mike. nike will then make a copy of kevins keys. Head to budget, where he will rent 2 pickup trucks in kevins name using his credit card. he will then return the keys and wallet to caryne so kevin does not know. Jim will then Persue to take kevins car and drive it to the biggest empty parking lot. Jim and abe will then get into the trucks, go back 100 feet, accelerate to 100km\hr, and t-bone kevins car from both sides close to the rear end. Jim and abe will then leave the 2 trucks and the WRX, go home and call the cops.

next morning kevin will wake up to the door bell, the cops will take him to jail, for insurance fraud. the WRX will goto the scrape yard where jim will purchase the front clip.



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just one question...

when are we doing this?
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lol... that's too funny!!!

but where am i in all of this?
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bwahahaha!
Awesome Abe!
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Briefing :
as u all know, Jim need a front clip for his car project, because of the dificulty of going JDM, he will have to go CDM, we at 7thgen have been assigned the mission to get him a front clip ASAP.

Objective :
Blue Subaru WRX, with an owner by the name Kevin

Weapons required:
2 PickUp Trucks, Kevins Credit Card, Kevins drivers liceance. Heavy Duty Helmet, firefighter suits, Kevins Keys

Soldiers Assigned :
Caryne - undercover agent to get us all the kevin stuff we need
Pharoh: to pass of as kevin to use his ID
Abe, Jim : 2 heavy weights to drive the trucks

Mission Details:

Caryne will get kevin drunk, promising him a sexual favour, after he passes out, she takes his wallet and keys and passes them to mike. nike will then make a copy of kevins keys. Head to budget, where he will rent 2 pickup trucks in kevins name using his credit card. he will then return the keys and wallet to caryne so kevin does not know. Jim will then Persue to take kevins car and drive it to the biggest empty parking lot. Jim and abe will then get into the trucks, go back 100 feet, accelerate to 100km\hr, and t-bone kevins car from both sides close to the rear end. Jim and abe will then leave the 2 trucks and the WRX, go home and call the cops.

next morning kevin will wake up to the door bell, the cops will take him to jail, for insurance fraud. the WRX will goto the scrape yard where jim will purchase the front clip.



Any Questions ?

Sorry I have stopped reading at sexual favours. I love ya and all Jim but thats where I cross the line.

EDIT: K I read it all and I'm in. Got a little scared for a min there
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lol... that's too funny!!!

but where am i in all of this?
In the trunk of the WRX
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lol.....a master plan for sure. Just don't pencil me in for anything on a weekend..lol
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LOL....I want in...ill be the thug gang member that doesnt mess around...ill distract the cops while u do the job...holla.
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Originally Posted by Big Baller L
LOL....I want in...ill be the thug gang member that doesnt mess around...ill distract the cops while u do the job...holla.
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^rofl...gim'me dem duckets!
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Abe, you have too much time on your hands dude
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