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Damn ****ing laim *** montery park pigs..Dude i was taking my babys momma to get her son a hair cut, I dont know why i took her, I knew the place was going to be closed ..come on at 8 pm at night on a sunday ....but nooooooo... she insisted on going....so to shut her *** up i took her anyways...well guess what..IT WAS ****ING CLOSED !....ha like i didnt ****ing know that already...well we were on our way back going down Atlantic and i seen this cop car on the opposite side of the street and it just flew by me...well i thought nothing of it...DUDe she must have pulled the ebrake and flped a bitch cuz no sooner then you could sqeez a fart out of your *** she was on mine with the trees lit up...i was like damn ! ! ! where the **** did she come from...well we pulled over she gave me a hard time about having my tvs on and down in the Visors...and was like come on cant you see i have two kids in the back, like how the **** can i watch TV and drive....she was like what was the reason why i had mine down then....I told her for each one of the kids....lol....I was being a smart ***....

Then she told me she pulled me over for no front plate and the blue lights in the rims...she also told me i couldnt have the sticker on my front window..i was like come on give me my damn ticket already...well guess what... i didnt have my current insurance card on me...the one i had was last months and it had just expired...she was like do you know its a 400 daller ticket for no insurance....im like come on i have 5 of the last past yrs insurance cards here what make you think i dont have incs.....I told her you know what, just mark it on the ticket and ill show it in court..uhhhh ...****ing cops...

Then she had enough nerv to ask "do you race this car"....i started laughing...o ya like im going to say all the ****ing time you dumb *** bitch and get my car impounded...i mean come on, Im rolling on 19 in chromies all lit up like a damn HIN car show, TV's going, System bumping...do i look like a ****ing racer...I kindly told her i was all show and just eat it...

so this is what i got

undr car Lighting
no front plate
no proof of insurance

and to top it off my smart *** babys momma was like see JR.. all because dady wants to look cool... ahh dude i could have smaked her ***.....i was like if you would have ****en listen to me in the first place we would have never been here to receive this ticket....she was all your not going to blame this on me.... ****ing women.....

 

dude that sucks...i hate cops they get me every time, i swear

 
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that fuc ked up man, you should teach ur babies mama a lesson tonight, wax that *** again...

fuc king cops just have to be ****s... dam that really sucks, that why im going back to stock on the exterior, i don't want freak cops on my *** like im a ****ing frying pan...

 
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see what u get for trying to hit it again

 
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^%^^ haha

 
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Damn. Fjcked up. Cops are hotter then ever. AMhtown01 got rolled on friday night, as well as Kafyn722. Watch out y0!!!

 
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there just pissed off cuz they have to roast there ***'s off in this heat.. Ya ...umm.... I'll take two bacon burgers.....ya fat pig....its not like iam a criminal or some thing..**** like if i just liked killed some one..

And no ruben ....Ive not only hit....Ive smaked it, punched it, socked it, drop kicked it and body slammed it bro...lol.

trust me temo...that ***** going to be blk and blue tonight....Im going to hog tie her *** in remeberence of that female pig who pulled me over last night....

uhhhh take that you greeze porker.....

 
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LOL !

 
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ya know whats even more funny er ( is that a wrd ? anyways) I never take off the lights...since i have them wired toa switched i just turn them off and take it to station and they sign it off...since there LED's you cant see the bulbs, there mounted behind the rotors...so you never see them...even at night when the lights r on you cant see the bulbs....lol

 
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hhahhah... i love the way you told that story... i'm sure its all jus going to be a fix-it ticket and you'll be up and running in no time...

 
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Ya cops can be a$$ holes but they'll all be fix it tickets.

 
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Seriously cops have nothing better to do these days. I can't believe how she acted towards you.

 
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what!! you can get a ticket for under car lighting LOL I didn't know that

 
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That's because he had one of the "illegal" colors.. it's bullshit all around.

 
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dam that sux!! Was she atleast good lookin? lol

 
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cops are gay!!! they are think they are doing everyone a favor by pulling us over for lame *** **** like that. wtf!! what about all those rapes and crap, where the f ck are they for those??

 
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lol some of the comments in here are pretty stupid.

 
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i guess its a small price to pay if ure doin all that to your babys moma

 
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lol ****en ruben.....na she was an old bag, she was probly mad at how unkind life was to her face....i think my shammie is smoother then her face was...lol

 
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the cop u had was a total bitch, i gave a cop my EXPIRED insurance card and he didn't say ****. I even told him that its expired he's all no problem. I think they run it in the car.

 
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Yeah these days they run everything in the car before coming to the window. Maybe they'll ask for ID, but that's it. If they do ask, it's just a jerk cop you got. I got pulled over for something with out of state plates and they didn't even ask for insurance.

 
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that sucks man be careful in mpk cops are such asses

 

uh huh, hmmmmm.....anyways.

 
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some cops are hella cool...ive bumped into many of them...the only bad experience i have had was in my hommies car where a chp just kept on tailin my friend..forcin him to speed up and as soon as he did...he got a ticket...isnt that fawkin shady

 

for real, shady shady.... if only people knew how shady some can be!

 
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yea MP cops are the worst.. trust. i live around that area.. theyll pull you over for the stupidest ****. or find something to bust you on.. sorry to hear =X

 
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Dayam, even the cop that pulled you over was a chic? I hate female cops! Sux man, feel your pain.