JSO SUCKS florida is still better than Cali

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Old Dec 28, 2004
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JSO SUCKS florida is still better than Cali

I hate Jacksonville Sheriffs. They see my orange cop magnet and thier gayness takes over.
I have been followed by JSO for a good hour or two.
The "rideyourasstillyouspeed" technique
They bust up car meetings in deserted parking lots in the middle of BFE just to be *******s.
They try to ticket my wife in a deserted parking lot for trying to learn how to drive stick.
Almost ticketed for "avoiding a saftey device" umm 50ft high speedbump is NOT safe in a lowered anything.
Ive been pulled over for a "loud" exhaust when a 4" dual SVT cobra roars by unnoticed... or those goddamn trucks...
But the worst yet is almost getting a ticket for looking too fast.

I thought this was something you see on TV <commerical funny haha>

A few nights ago I was out working on my car <wife+clutch=bad idea>
so I was working the axels back in place and tightening a few bolts when I see tires stop behind my car and someone get out... no biggie. I keep tinkering and a cop asks me to come out from under my car so he can see me.
I figure he thought I was jacking some parts and break out my license and whatnot. He then explains to me that an aftermarket exhaust is ILLEGAL... My county has no emissions laws... <reminds me when I got "randomly" stopped in my truck in San diego> whoa killer its not illegal if I dont break the Dbl range WTF ever. Then he tries to tell me that some of my modifications are illegal. OBVIOUSLY this douche nugget has never seen the inside of a civic before. He is pointing out stuff like my fuel pressure gauge and my fuel rail...
I argue for a few minutes and he threatens to give me a fixit ticket... WTF the car hasent moved in a month... you cant ticket me for this... he decides to be nice and "let me go" this time... but if he sees me again "hint hint" ill get a ticket...
God i wish I got a name...
******
I hate rice haters...
Anyone else have any run-ins with JSO???
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Old Dec 29, 2004
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Umm if he parked on ur driveway he can get in trouble the cops are not even allowed in my "hood" lol they have no jeristiction (SP) So the gaurd is not sup to let them in unless they are called in for an emerg. We even blew those huge fireworks off right in front of one and hes like ur lucky no one has called this in cuz im going to give u a ticket when they do........ lol my dad goes ur not sup to be in here please leave........But anyways I dont think they are allowed on ur prop unless someone calls them no matter where u live.....And if ur car is parked there is nothing they can do! Anywho yah i have had some gay run in's with jax cops when i went to unf
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Old Dec 29, 2004
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I am a rice hater so you must hate me .
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You ARE rice who are you kidding lol =)
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Old Dec 30, 2004
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jso has a really bad sherrif who loves to rag on anything and everything. met the guy hes a jerk. dont sweat it bro. they cant do anything to you if the car is in the drive way. and even if he does pull you over when its not. ask for his name badge number and his supervisors name and then fight the ticket in court. the exhaust dbl is 95 by the way.
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^thx, I'll keep that in mind since my aunt and sis live up in Jax
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**** THA POLICE!!!

I live over in vero beach, and i had this cop pull me over and try to pull the loud exhaust **** on me, then he looked inside and saw my nitrus bottle and he tried to have it confiscated saying it is illigal to have in a car. True it is illigal to run nitrous on a public road( or so im told...) but i was like hey cheech, its empty and the line isnt even hooked up.

cops are dousches
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