rice that just wont quit
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rice that just wont quit
Ricers just need to REALLY get the message before they will quit. I call then serial ricers. I happen to live by a High School (sigh). There was some ****tard that went there with an EX painted a wanabe EBP, w/ the standard ricer wing, rims, fart cannon and what not. He’d ALWAYS rev at me, but it had always been in traffic on when hes on the other side of the road (never figured that one out). I guess he was jealous that my car came stock with the engine and color he really wanted... but I digress.
One day he, fully loaded with other **** getting out of school, got next to me and revved again. I decided to finally play and owned him shutting down at the top of 2nd with already some good length on him (this is on a sort of busy road, so I figure topping out 10MPH above the speed limit was safe). This was of course followed with him flying past me; however I made sure they saw me hit the brakes before I shut it down.
I guess that pissed him off more, because I saw him a day later with just one friend in his car. Again we lined up and I gave in. I took it to 80 this time, again putting length on the guy. Again I got the fly by.
The LAST time he tried to race me was a week or so later. My girl was in the car, and he was by him self. I had just raced an early 90s 911 (tied it, and the guy took off real quick down a side street... egos' suck eh?) so, I had my nitrous bottle open and ready. Right after I get out of it with the kraut rocket I see the fool in his civic fly up behind me. I let him get next to me and waited till he got on it (not hard to tell with all the noise coming out of this annoying exhaust). He gets his rear bumper to my door when I drop gear and punch it. I immediately pull on him like he hit a wall. As we approach his window, my girl starts cracking up. I asked what the deal was and she said the look on his face as we passed him was the funniest thing she had ever seen. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. Ive yet to have him even look at me since, even though ive been right next to him at stop lights. Some people just need a larger boot in the *** to get the point sometimes.
One day he, fully loaded with other **** getting out of school, got next to me and revved again. I decided to finally play and owned him shutting down at the top of 2nd with already some good length on him (this is on a sort of busy road, so I figure topping out 10MPH above the speed limit was safe). This was of course followed with him flying past me; however I made sure they saw me hit the brakes before I shut it down.
I guess that pissed him off more, because I saw him a day later with just one friend in his car. Again we lined up and I gave in. I took it to 80 this time, again putting length on the guy. Again I got the fly by.
The LAST time he tried to race me was a week or so later. My girl was in the car, and he was by him self. I had just raced an early 90s 911 (tied it, and the guy took off real quick down a side street... egos' suck eh?) so, I had my nitrous bottle open and ready. Right after I get out of it with the kraut rocket I see the fool in his civic fly up behind me. I let him get next to me and waited till he got on it (not hard to tell with all the noise coming out of this annoying exhaust). He gets his rear bumper to my door when I drop gear and punch it. I immediately pull on him like he hit a wall. As we approach his window, my girl starts cracking up. I asked what the deal was and she said the look on his face as we passed him was the funniest thing she had ever seen. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. Ive yet to have him even look at me since, even though ive been right next to him at stop lights. Some people just need a larger boot in the *** to get the point sometimes.
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Great story though. I had to do the same thing to this retard in the old t-bird and still have YET to see him on teh road on my way to work in the morning. I think he found a new route to work now that he knows my engine is broken in and i wont let him step all over me anymore....
Now you know, the rest of the story.
Great story though. I had to do the same thing to this retard in the old t-bird and still have YET to see him on teh road on my way to work in the morning. I think he found a new route to work now that he knows my engine is broken in and i wont let him step all over me anymore....
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Rep Power: 0 do u live near national city? If you ever been around there like on highland and ****, you ever encounter ricers??? ive seen alot when i went to Seafood City and this one filipino food place by family loompia. I think you can find alot of rice is national city lol.
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Rep Power: 0 Lol, gotta love the thickheaded types. But true, he'll just go to another car, and yet again lose.. lol.
I've found my new word.... I'm enlightened.. ****tard, ah, vocab in english was never this good....
I've found my new word.... I'm enlightened.. ****tard, ah, vocab in english was never this good....
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[hr]Originally posted by: HondaGuru
. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. .[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: HondaGuru
. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. .[hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: HondaGuru
. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. .[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: HondaGuru
. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. .[hr]
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I guess that guy is a sloooow learner (in more ways than one).
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. She said it reminded her of the look my dog gets when I pretend to throw a ball that's not there, for her to go fetch... confused and sad. .
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I'll second that:
I guess that guy is a sloooow learner (in more ways than one). [hr]
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I'll second that:
I guess that guy is a sloooow learner (in more ways than one). [hr]
ditto that
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[hr]Originally posted by: SaiyanMatador
i thought this was street racing encounters when did it become a rice bashing thread, heh oh well its all good
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[hr]Originally posted by: SaiyanMatador
i thought this was street racing encounters when did it become a rice bashing thread, heh oh well its all good
eric[hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: SaiyanMatador
i thought this was street racing encounters when did it become a rice bashing thread, heh oh well its all good
eric[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: SaiyanMatador
i thought this was street racing encounters when did it become a rice bashing thread, heh oh well its all good
eric[hr]
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Rep Power: 0 sounds like the same story, average encounters with some ricer, him having a bunch of friends in the car and you smoke him, and then your girl in the car, making fun of his face, oh not the dreaded dogs look, please, its been played out, making up stories is not something to be proud about
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[hr]Originally posted by: BustenthaFlo
sounds like the same story, average encounters with some ricer, him having a bunch of friends in the car and you smoke him, and then your girl in the car, making fun of his face, oh not the dreaded dogs look, please, its been played out, making up stories is not something to be proud about
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[hr]Originally posted by: BustenthaFlo
sounds like the same story, average encounters with some ricer, him having a bunch of friends in the car and you smoke him, and then your girl in the car, making fun of his face, oh not the dreaded dogs look, please, its been played out, making up stories is not something to be proud about
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