Had to drive the Mark VIII.
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Had to drive the Mark VIII.
Ok, so my uncle just bought a 02 Avalanche and he is currently selling his 95 Lincoln Mark VIII. I told him today I would go out and wash/wax it for him since I had never driven it. I took it to the wash and did all the good stuff to it, you know making it look all good. So, Im cruising back to my house, and I have the windows down blasting my 107.5 (local hip/hop station) music. These 2 guys roll up to me in a red Chevy Cavalier, and then it starts.
Them: Nice car you got their, what is it, daddies?
Me: Actualy it's my uncles you f**king fairy.
Driver in other car: Well, it's still ugly as hell.
Me: So, does your boyfriend think the same?
Driver: Shut the hell up, he's my brother.
Me: Shur he is F A G.
Driver: Lets race right here.
This is when I turned my head and started to smirk. The light turned green, and gave it half throttle. I see him a head of me by about 3 feet (laughing mind you) at around 35mph. So, I floor it and jump to around 4 car lengths ahead at around 70mph. I see them turning into a Dahls parking lot so I decided to go into the same lot. I see them eventualy walk into the store and I'm driving by laughing at their @$$'s.
What was so funny about it was, I got back and my uncle and I started to talk about the car. Eventualy he brought up how the car was pretty quick. His words were, "the car screams doesnt it", and I was like " couldn't tell you, I was driving the speed limit the entire time".
Them: Nice car you got their, what is it, daddies?
Me: Actualy it's my uncles you f**king fairy.
Driver in other car: Well, it's still ugly as hell.
Me: So, does your boyfriend think the same?
Driver: Shut the hell up, he's my brother.
Me: Shur he is F A G.
Driver: Lets race right here.
This is when I turned my head and started to smirk. The light turned green, and gave it half throttle. I see him a head of me by about 3 feet (laughing mind you) at around 35mph. So, I floor it and jump to around 4 car lengths ahead at around 70mph. I see them turning into a Dahls parking lot so I decided to go into the same lot. I see them eventualy walk into the store and I'm driving by laughing at their @$$'s.
What was so funny about it was, I got back and my uncle and I started to talk about the car. Eventualy he brought up how the car was pretty quick. His words were, "the car screams doesnt it", and I was like " couldn't tell you, I was driving the speed limit the entire time".
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was it an LSC version? they had a detuned SVT cobra modular V8. my frined drove one, had decent ***** for being a bloated luxo boat.
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