Got Away From The Cops!!!
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Got Away From The Cops!!!
i was comin home from tryin to ship infinite012's dvd and i was in a rush to go home... cuz i had to go #2 really really really bad. anways, i was haulin *** home (50 in a 30) and i see a cop stopped at the intersection ahead of me. anyways, i know that im speeding, so i slam on the brakes and i turn right were the cop was. luckily at the intersction, only the cop had a stop sign 
. after the tires finish screeching, the cop made a right at the stop sign. theres not enough room to make a u-turn at the stop sign. but as he's goin, i see him slow down to make a u-turn. so i start going through the neighborhoods and turning left and right and all that stuff. so i park the car on the grass in front of some house, and i ditch my car 
. i walked around the block and kept walking for like 30 minutes, and then i finally got the courage to go back to my car. i got home and now im here 
. I GOT AWAY FROM THE COPS!!!!
. after the tires finish screeching, the cop made a right at the stop sign. theres not enough room to make a u-turn at the stop sign. but as he's goin, i see him slow down to make a u-turn. so i start going through the neighborhoods and turning left and right and all that stuff. so i park the car on the grass in front of some house, and i ditch my car . i walked around the block and kept walking for like 30 minutes, and then i finally got the courage to go back to my car. i got home and now im here . I GOT AWAY FROM THE COPS!!!! 
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Rep Power: 321 nah i didnt park in someones lawn. in miami theres like a patch of grass thats on the outer part of the sidewalk. like the there would be a house then the lawn then the side walk then grass. i parked on that. and i ditched that car for like 30 minutes. then i finally drove home and dropped one 
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Rep Power: 434 lol i have no idea why this is in street encounters. next time be more careful. glad you're not in jail cause i really want intial d!!!!! haha
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Rep Power: 297 LOL best thing to do when you get away from the cops is to spread the word on the net. hahaha I did stuff like that when I first got my liscence. I was scared for weeks after, like whenever a cop tailed me. In the end I was lucky, most people get caught. I'm to old for that crap now, I'd rather pay the ticket then spend the night sleepin in a cement box.
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Rep Power: 0 I did the same thing about 7 years ago in my first civic. I got away too by doing the same thing. You were lucky and so was I, but I wouldnt press your luck anymore if I were you. Fleeing & Eluding charges are no joke.
you want to hear a funny story here read this. its a 17yr old kid on another forum i am a part of check it out
i haven't had time or the memory to post this earlier, but here it goes...
last saturday i was doing my side job and i was setting up a rental.. but that day i had the runs like **** well i was about to explode but there wasn't a gas station in site and i still had a tight time schedule to stick to. so i set up the rental and i'm dying... i finally get done and i get in my truck and it is so bad that i cant even sit down. i had to stand and drive and clench my *** and ****.. so i start speeding naturally down Big Bend road.... heading for a gas station.. i flew by a cop practically doubling the speed limit of 45.. and of course he turns on his lights and he pulls me over. well since i was in physical *** turmoil i just threw my door open and jumped out and ran into the bushes on the side of the road and shiiiit everywhere.. he was startled at first and had his hand on his gun but when he realized that i stopped running and i was popping a squat and i know he could hear it and smell it.. so he walked back to his car and got a roll of paper towels and he tosses them to me and says "no more speeding" and he shakes his head and gets in his car and drives away... NO TICKET! then i went on with my day being sick and ****..
moral of the story is.. if you get pulled over just **** your brains out in the bushes for mercy!
just thought you'd guys in the forum would enjoy a laugh.
-Rantz
i will repeat THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!
i haven't had time or the memory to post this earlier, but here it goes...
last saturday i was doing my side job and i was setting up a rental.. but that day i had the runs like **** well i was about to explode but there wasn't a gas station in site and i still had a tight time schedule to stick to. so i set up the rental and i'm dying... i finally get done and i get in my truck and it is so bad that i cant even sit down. i had to stand and drive and clench my *** and ****.. so i start speeding naturally down Big Bend road.... heading for a gas station.. i flew by a cop practically doubling the speed limit of 45.. and of course he turns on his lights and he pulls me over. well since i was in physical *** turmoil i just threw my door open and jumped out and ran into the bushes on the side of the road and shiiiit everywhere.. he was startled at first and had his hand on his gun but when he realized that i stopped running and i was popping a squat and i know he could hear it and smell it.. so he walked back to his car and got a roll of paper towels and he tosses them to me and says "no more speeding" and he shakes his head and gets in his car and drives away... NO TICKET! then i went on with my day being sick and ****..
moral of the story is.. if you get pulled over just **** your brains out in the bushes for mercy!
just thought you'd guys in the forum would enjoy a laugh.
-Rantz
i will repeat THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by eye_see_you
yea but when a cop is after you , there is a pucker factor and the log goes away for a bit
Originally Posted by Rennen
i was comin home from tryin to ship infinite012's dvd and i was in a rush to go home... cuz i had to go #2 really really really bad. anways, i was haulin *** home (50 in a 30) and i see a cop stopped at the intersection ahead of me. anyways, i know that im speeding, so i slam on the brakes and i turn right were the cop was. luckily at the intersction, only the cop had a stop sign . after the tires finish screeching, the cop made a right at the stop sign. theres not enough room to make a u-turn at the stop sign. but as he's goin, i see him slow down to make a u-turn. so i start going through the neighborhoods and turning left and right and all that stuff. so i park the car on the grass in front of some house, and i ditch my car . i walked around the block and kept walking for like 30 minutes, and then i finally got the courage to go back to my car. i got home and now im here . I GOT AWAY FROM THE COPS!!!!
. after the tires finish screeching, the cop made a right at the stop sign. theres not enough room to make a u-turn at the stop sign. but as he's goin, i see him slow down to make a u-turn. so i start going through the neighborhoods and turning left and right and all that stuff. so i park the car on the grass in front of some house, and i ditch my car . i walked around the block and kept walking for like 30 minutes, and then i finally got the courage to go back to my car. i got home and now im here . I GOT AWAY FROM THE COPS!!!!I bet you **** your pants, literally.
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Originally Posted by familycar
you want to hear a funny story here read this. its a 17yr old kid on another forum i am a part of check it out
i haven't had time or the memory to post this earlier, but here it goes...
last saturday i was doing my side job and i was setting up a rental.. but that day i had the runs like **** well i was about to explode but there wasn't a gas station in site and i still had a tight time schedule to stick to. so i set up the rental and i'm dying... i finally get done and i get in my truck and it is so bad that i cant even sit down. i had to stand and drive and clench my *** and ****.. so i start speeding naturally down Big Bend road.... heading for a gas station.. i flew by a cop practically doubling the speed limit of 45.. and of course he turns on his lights and he pulls me over. well since i was in physical *** turmoil i just threw my door open and jumped out and ran into the bushes on the side of the road and shiiiit everywhere.. he was startled at first and had his hand on his gun but when he realized that i stopped running and i was popping a squat and i know he could hear it and smell it.. so he walked back to his car and got a roll of paper towels and he tosses them to me and says "no more speeding" and he shakes his head and gets in his car and drives away... NO TICKET! then i went on with my day being sick and ****..
moral of the story is.. if you get pulled over just **** your brains out in the bushes for mercy!
just thought you'd guys in the forum would enjoy a laugh.
-Rantz
i will repeat THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!
i haven't had time or the memory to post this earlier, but here it goes...
last saturday i was doing my side job and i was setting up a rental.. but that day i had the runs like **** well i was about to explode but there wasn't a gas station in site and i still had a tight time schedule to stick to. so i set up the rental and i'm dying... i finally get done and i get in my truck and it is so bad that i cant even sit down. i had to stand and drive and clench my *** and ****.. so i start speeding naturally down Big Bend road.... heading for a gas station.. i flew by a cop practically doubling the speed limit of 45.. and of course he turns on his lights and he pulls me over. well since i was in physical *** turmoil i just threw my door open and jumped out and ran into the bushes on the side of the road and shiiiit everywhere.. he was startled at first and had his hand on his gun but when he realized that i stopped running and i was popping a squat and i know he could hear it and smell it.. so he walked back to his car and got a roll of paper towels and he tosses them to me and says "no more speeding" and he shakes his head and gets in his car and drives away... NO TICKET! then i went on with my day being sick and ****..
moral of the story is.. if you get pulled over just **** your brains out in the bushes for mercy!
just thought you'd guys in the forum would enjoy a laugh.
-Rantz
i will repeat THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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