something other than a pontiac (for spyder)
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something other than a pontiac (for spyder)
I was on a freeway onramp today and coming up to merge with traffic. There was a dodge intrepid with some guy driving from the back seat in the lane I had to merge into. I sped up a little, and he kinda started to as well. I was like ok, i guess he doesn't want me in front of him. So I start to slow down a bit to try to squeeze in between him and the car behind him.
But he slows down too. This guy is driving a big purple c*ck blocker, or at least so he thinks. By this time I'm like wtf, and my lane is about to turn into an off-ramp exit only, meaning I'd have to get off the freeway.
So I downshift to 5th and start to accelerate briskly. As expected, he speeds up (flooring it maybe? i dont know. what does an intredpid sound like when it's floored? lol) So I drop to 4th and pull ahead of him easily, finally able to move into the lane. He speeds up after this, does a ricer fly by, and then slows back down to a normal speed.
Alrighty then. You and your big barney the purple dinosaur colored car can hurry your @ss to walmart to get some chrome wipers to match your walmart spinners.
But he slows down too. This guy is driving a big purple c*ck blocker, or at least so he thinks. By this time I'm like wtf, and my lane is about to turn into an off-ramp exit only, meaning I'd have to get off the freeway.
So I downshift to 5th and start to accelerate briskly. As expected, he speeds up (flooring it maybe? i dont know. what does an intredpid sound like when it's floored? lol) So I drop to 4th and pull ahead of him easily, finally able to move into the lane. He speeds up after this, does a ricer fly by, and then slows back down to a normal speed.
Alrighty then. You and your big barney the purple dinosaur colored car can hurry your @ss to walmart to get some chrome wipers to match your walmart spinners.
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haha, walmart spinners are popular among the mexican populous round here...NOT saying mexicans dont have good taste or anything..but...
Nice one, next time, drive in circles around him, then burnout, and do a backflip.
Nice one, next time, drive in circles around him, then burnout, and do a backflip.
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i used to have an intrepid.. for being big cars they are pretty swift. i believe 210 or so from a 3.4? does that sound right? it was a long time ago. i had the booger green color.
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