You know you are old when...
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You know you are old when...
All my friends are getting married 
Well, most of them are... slowly, but surely. One, by one. I already have three weddings to attend this year, and some more next year.
But I don't plan on getting married for at LEAST 3-4 years... I feel oooooooooold!
Well, most of them are... slowly, but surely. One, by one. I already have three weddings to attend this year, and some more next year.
But I don't plan on getting married for at LEAST 3-4 years... I feel oooooooooold!
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well they say you're only as old as you feel... i'm not that old... so i don't feel that old... but you know once you hit the big 3-0 it's alllllllllll downhill from there =P
well they say you're only as old as you feel... i'm not that old... so i don't feel that old... but you know once you hit the big 3-0 it's alllllllllll downhill from there =P
i sooo disagree..that's when shyt really started to get good
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ever since my buddy decided his wife to be wasnt for him... he's been having sex left and right!!!
i say he should quit his job and become a **** STAR!
ever since my buddy decided his wife to be wasnt for him... he's been having sex left and right!!!
i say he should quit his job and become a **** STAR!
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25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up & break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your truck insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
And the NUMBER ONE sign that you've grown up................
25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up & break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your truck insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
And the NUMBER ONE sign that you've grown up................
25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you
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