DKN...already saving for the tickets
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DKN...already saving for the tickets
Fack, I can't wait to show off with my Gen7 friends this year! However, I know we're all gonna get hassled, even if driving slow. Some of the cars are just too far from stock for a cop to ignore, especially when it's an easy ticket. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna be plenty cranky when the cops pull me over.
Lines I would want to say but can't (I know I'm not right or even PC in any of these, but sitting here alone at work just waiting for the event gets me hyper and irrational):
"So they emptied out your precinct to catch guys who might be polluting the environment with nasty exhaust, but I bet they wouldn't send TWO of you guys to find one of these cars if it were stolen."
"Sucks to your 'headlight' laws. Do me a favour and pull over any 2000+ BMW's and Benzos too, just to be fair." (it's markham, freakin 5 german cars will pass as one says this statement)
"You can't see through a CLEAR license plate cover?"
"Funny how you won't bother with me any other day when you're already driving but today since you're out of the car already...."
"These rims make me go SLOWER. Should let me off for being safer."
"Oink oink oink" (a la Homer Simpson when cruising with the Hell's Satans)
"Does intimidating kids with a hobby make you feel good?"
"You think I can afford to modify the engine with all the OTHER crap on this ride? Sheesh!"
"Would you be more lenient if I told you Xzibit made me do it?"
"Would you mind posing for a picture with my car? Bend over a little more...OK pouty face, gimme a secret smile....work it, work it...."
"I refuse to be towed unless it's on a flatbed. No I don't care how long it holds this **** up" (LOL)
Lines I would want to say but can't (I know I'm not right or even PC in any of these, but sitting here alone at work just waiting for the event gets me hyper and irrational):
"So they emptied out your precinct to catch guys who might be polluting the environment with nasty exhaust, but I bet they wouldn't send TWO of you guys to find one of these cars if it were stolen."
"Sucks to your 'headlight' laws. Do me a favour and pull over any 2000+ BMW's and Benzos too, just to be fair." (it's markham, freakin 5 german cars will pass as one says this statement)
"You can't see through a CLEAR license plate cover?"
"Funny how you won't bother with me any other day when you're already driving but today since you're out of the car already...."
"These rims make me go SLOWER. Should let me off for being safer."
"Oink oink oink" (a la Homer Simpson when cruising with the Hell's Satans)
"Does intimidating kids with a hobby make you feel good?"
"You think I can afford to modify the engine with all the OTHER crap on this ride? Sheesh!"
"Would you be more lenient if I told you Xzibit made me do it?"
"Would you mind posing for a picture with my car? Bend over a little more...OK pouty face, gimme a secret smile....work it, work it...."
"I refuse to be towed unless it's on a flatbed. No I don't care how long it holds this **** up" (LOL)
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Rep Power: 0 No beer at a public event... not to mention... there are children running around...
Oh.. and I'm sure the cops would just love to see you drive your car off the lot after knocking back 10 beers throughout the day
Oh.. and I'm sure the cops would just love to see you drive your car off the lot after knocking back 10 beers throughout the day
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