If Your From Jersey Then Read!!!
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If Your From Jersey Then Read!!!
Something funny my friend sent me in an e-mail.
You're a genuine New Jerseyan if you recognize or can relate to at least
> 10
> > of these...
> >
> > You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges".
> > You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
> > You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
> > You've eaten at a diner, when you were drunk, at 3am.
> > You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
> > You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
> > You know what a "jug handle " is.
> > You know that the state isn't all farmland.
> > You know that there are no "beaches" in NJ-there's "The Shore," and you
> > know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not the "Garden State
> > Highway".
> > Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it "sub"
>
> > NOT a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero".
> > You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
> > You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
> > You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "new"
> to
> > identify it (like, try_...Mexico,...York,...Hampshire-doesn't work, does
> > it?)
> > You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The
> City."
> > You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND
> a
> > fast food sandwich.
> > You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a _sacrilige.
> > You don't think "What exit(do you live near?) is very funny.
> > You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is
> > Route 22.
> > You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".
> > You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton-that's for
> > out-of -staters.
> > You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
> > You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
> > You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
> > You know where every "clip" show in the Sopranos opening credits is.
> > You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of
> Willowbrook____Mall.
> > You've eaten a Boardwalk cheese steak with vinegar fries.
> > You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.
> > You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
> > You've never pumped your own gas.
mike
> >
You're a genuine New Jerseyan if you recognize or can relate to at least
> 10
> > of these...
> >
> > You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges".
> > You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
> > You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
> > You've eaten at a diner, when you were drunk, at 3am.
> > You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
> > You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
> > You know what a "jug handle " is.
> > You know that the state isn't all farmland.
> > You know that there are no "beaches" in NJ-there's "The Shore," and you
> > know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not the "Garden State
> > Highway".
> > Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it "sub"
>
> > NOT a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero".
> > You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
> > You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
> > You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "new"
> to
> > identify it (like, try_...Mexico,...York,...Hampshire-doesn't work, does
> > it?)
> > You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The
> City."
> > You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND
> a
> > fast food sandwich.
> > You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a _sacrilige.
> > You don't think "What exit(do you live near?) is very funny.
> > You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is
> > Route 22.
> > You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".
> > You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton-that's for
> > out-of -staters.
> > You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
> > You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
> > You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
> > You know where every "clip" show in the Sopranos opening credits is.
> > You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of
> Willowbrook____Mall.
> > You've eaten a Boardwalk cheese steak with vinegar fries.
> > You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.
> > You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
> > You've never pumped your own gas.
mike
> >
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Rep Power: 0 [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] haha yup im definetly a new jersian, all those driving ones got me! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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I've seen that before. I had it on my door at school. Made all the Maryland idiots (I know, I know) laugh and made the one girl from NJ that I knew, almost cry every time she read it! Gotta love our state! Check this out too!
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Rep Power: 0 hey mike, how did you get in your car at the meet? and was it hard? i have gone and lost my damn keys and my spare is in my jacket in the car. i don't wan't to go a scratch my car all up though
Eat poo & Choke ...I don't eat ham cuz my last name is HAM !!!!
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Rep Power: 315 << hey mike, how did you get in your car at the meet? and was it hard? i have gone and lost my damn keys and my spare is in my jacket in the car. i don't wan't to go a scratch my car all up though >>
THE HOT HOT HOT MAN (too bad he was a pig) open it thye pur a wedge or cheese (yellow spongs) and used a thing (hook and flat bar) to open
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Rep Power: 412 Most of those apply to South Connecticans like myself. It is weird being maryland where things are a little different than being right outside of the city.
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Rep Power: 0 it's has now been 12 hrs since i found out i lost my keys. don't laugh at me. it was a nice day and i spent it at home. my friend brought over a slim jim and it didn't work and i think i broke something in the door. not cool. i'm going to have to call a locksmith
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