What your car says about you
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What your car says about you
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Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I am impotent.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson.
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Blazer - I like to play in the dirt, but I don't want to get dirty.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chevrolet Lumina -- I like driving a family car because its a chick magnet that holds five or six women comfortably.
Chevrolet Monte Carlo - I have no front teeth.
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I vote for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart.)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Metro - I am poor and do not fear death.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year.
Jeep Wrangler - I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad's money.
Jeep Grand Cherokee - I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above.)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Mirage - I wish I had an Escort.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic.)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
Toyota Pickup - I can't decide between a car and a truck.
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I am impotent.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson.
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Blazer - I like to play in the dirt, but I don't want to get dirty.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chevrolet Lumina -- I like driving a family car because its a chick magnet that holds five or six women comfortably.
Chevrolet Monte Carlo - I have no front teeth.
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I vote for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart.)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Metro - I am poor and do not fear death.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year.
Jeep Wrangler - I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad's money.
Jeep Grand Cherokee - I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above.)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Mirage - I wish I had an Escort.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic.)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
Toyota Pickup - I can't decide between a car and a truck.
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
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OMG - My buddy owns one he works out everyday, likes to be physical. I'll be damned.
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[hr]Originally posted by: Snowman
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
haha queer lol[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
[hr]Originally posted by: Snowman
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
haha queer lol[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.[hr]
[hr]Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.[hr]
my boy used to drive a camry....
we always call him a F.AG! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]Originally posted by: keffin
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my boy used to drive a camry....
we always call him a F.AG! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: keffin
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[hr]Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.[hr]
[hr]Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.[hr]
my boy used to drive a camry....
we always call him a F.AG! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
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[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] So true cuz someone ask if a 280z for 500$ was a good deal but It had 18 bullet holes in it LOL.
[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] So true cuz someone ask if a 280z for 500$ was a good deal but It had 18 bullet holes in it LOL.
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[hr]Originally posted by: Slainte
i should show this to my dad, he has three of them, a 97 (my sister drives) a 98 (for my mom) and a 99 (his of course) my dad is kind of a p***y about cars though... =)
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[hr]Originally posted by: Slainte
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[hr]Originally posted by: keffin
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my boy used to drive a camry....
we always call him a F.AG! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: keffin
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[hr]Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.[hr]
[hr]Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.[hr]
my boy used to drive a camry....
we always call him a F.AG! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
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Rep Power: 0 my friend has a camry, and i dont think hes gay.... i dunno tho![IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG]
and you dont have to drive a datsun to have a kilo!!!![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
and i do have credit for my civic!!!![IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
and you dont have to drive a datsun to have a kilo!!!![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
and i do have credit for my civic!!!![IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 326 There's no eclipse there because those things are just sick tuning cars. (GSX in mind!) There really isn't anything you can say about them. Kids drive them, people with middle-aged crisis, even old ladies.
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[hr]Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit[hr]
[hr]Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit[hr]
[IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG]Still funny though! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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