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greetings chowderheads...
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I raced a 2k1 civic today...and...all I have to say is...what the hell? why would anyone modify a torqueless, horsepowerless, econocar like that. It's not like it's even an Si....its a lowly ex model...i mean dizam....WTF?!

SO I'm driving last night on my way to pick up muh gurl, and I see this doofus, pimping his 5" tip, slammed to the ground, with a big metal wing. I almost thought it wuz dat pauls waker guy or vin Number...i mean deisel from that I.Q. destroying movie, fast and the furious....
anyway, I pull up to hiz azz, he's all leanin back..all i kan sees is the tip of hiz head...he motions to go, and I drop to second gear, double clutching it. I pull a good 4 cars, and slow down...he flashes his hazards, and givez me a ricer flyby....

are all 2k1's dis slow!?

 
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So, I was riding in my friend's NSX and a Camaro rolls by, he gives us the sign...and we downshift to second, we double-clutch also. God, we killed him, by at least 4 seconds...god are all Camaro's this slow? It wasn't even the SS it was the lowly Z28 model. God, then we are coming back and I see the poor Camaro broken down...I think to myself and then I remember it is a fact Chevrolet's the least reliable cars you can buy. Kia's and Hyundai's have better reliablity.

But then I remember something else! GM wants to buy there torque-less, horsepower-less engines! I wonder why!

Then I remembered, there won't be too many races like this too much longer...I remembered how Chevrolet is canceling the Camaro...o well, that's a few less rednecks on the street.

 
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excuse me, did ricers steal your brain and replace it with genuine white rice while you were sleeping slapazz?!?!?!
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No, but I do give facts you give stupid generalizations. Thank you, come again!

 
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Watch he's running 92 octane from Sunoco!

 
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<< i mean deisel from that I.Q. destroying movie, fast and the furious.... >>



Speaking of IQ destroying, where did you learn to type at? Can you even complete a sentence?

And lets race again in 5 years when your Chevy is sitting in a wrecking yard rusting away because it fell apart, and our "lowly Hondas" are still running great. And do you get anywhere near 40mpg? Do you even get near 20mpg? Most of us didn't buy our Civics to race them. Grow up.

 
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"No, but I do give facts you give stupid generalizations.

case in point stupidazz....

oh no..look out, I'm a "stupid generalizations"

What the FU&K that?
and how can I be one?

earth to ricer, time to return from orbit...

 
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if you chucklefu*cks didnt buy them to race, why make them look like race cars...or why even bother souping them up?!