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ok one more lie from civictuner: how can a 15 year old boy who can't even drive his car have "too many" close encounters with cops?

 
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haha

 
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my senior year of highschool i was a very active pothead with pretty much the entire school. i went to a pretty ghetto school, so consequentially i hung out with some pretty thuggish friends. we skipped school one day in my old 4dr civic, and went over to their neighborhood at like 8. we end up smoking a whole lot in the car (those of you in the community know this as 'hotboxing') and eventually by 12 i have to take one guy back to school because he has to be in a class so he won't fail for attendance and can graduate. so, with the car smelling like pot really bad we go back to the school. by the time we are there school is already out because it was a halfday (which we were too stoned to know beforehand). so i park the car a chic friend comes over sits in it and tells me that the car reeks. so i sit in it, light up a cigarette trying to clear out the smell, heh, 5 mins later i'm leaving school again and going to do whatever, right when i pull out of the parking lot a cop thats standing on the corner tells me to pull over. i figure i'm hit. my friend on the passenger side i guess was in the middle of putting his seatbelt on though, and the cop said it wasn't on when we came out. so he gives that kid a ticket, comes over talks to me for a second and then goes back to standing on the corner. couldn't believe he never smelled it, figured my life was ruined. since then i have dramatically cut back on pot, and am less about doin stupid **** like that. heh. thats my story. sorry for length.

 
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^boring

 
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this isnt exactly a story of me getting screwed over but close. ok so i was out one night racing (my auto vic owns all!). ok so i ended up on this pretty big 4 lane street by my house, its like a highway with stop lights lol. well a gs-t eclipse pulls up next to me, dropped, exhaust, gauges, etc. so i start chatting with the guy cause the light just turned red and we both had our windows down. so we decide to race, im like "20 bucks on ur car", he just laughs. ok so we go, i think he mightve launched a little high cause i took him off the line, i had him up till my car shifted into second, then he just flew by me. i ended up about 3 or 4 cars behind when we shut it down going like 60. ok so i pull up along side him going around 45 and we just kinda rev up and mess around nothing serious. so we get to the next stop light. we start chatting again and hes like "yeah turbo takes a while to wind up" and asks me if i wanted to go again, im like eh sure why not lets see how badly i can get smoked if the turbo doesnt "take a long time to wind up". so we ready to go im watching the lights on the cross street as they turn yellow, and im ready to go. then for some reason i decide not to, im like eh whatever i got smoked no need to again. well he goes anyways when the light turns green, tires squeeling engine revving the works. well, about halfway through the intersection i take a glance at the oncoming traffic lane and i see a cop waiting for the light to turn green (my side got the green arrow first) and im like ****, so immediately the cop turns on his lights sirens going pulls a u-turn. so i pull off to the right side, and im like plz dont go after me plz dont go after me (not sure why i was saying that cause i was driving normally now and didnt do anything at the light) so he goes flying past me and goes after the eclipse. first off, eclipse didnt even have his license plate on, not int he window or anywhere, second for some reason he had black smoke pouring out of his exhaust now. so i just casually drive by the pulled over eclipse and dont evne glance over. then i pull a uturn further down the road and on the way back i c theres now two cop cars behind the eclipse, and further down the road i c another cop car with his lights on the way.

 
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i have way too many incidents

the one that is the owrst was when me and my boy were going to go to a club on miami beach, we stopped to put gas in my 87 blazer (it was NOT stock, it was dropped 7 inches, basically had the euro look, NO CHROME!!) and he had an Integra. I forgot why but i got mad for something that happened and started to go home instead of the club. My boy started chasing me and we ended up going around 100 on US 1. Cop pulls us over at gunpoint and all. There were at least 6 cop cars and like 10 cops. It was oin front of a police sttion also. We both got reckless driving tickets but had them thrown out of court.

 
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still pretty fuking lame

 
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unfortunately, johnovan, comparing to dishwasher's story urs is pretty lame too.

 
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i didn't say mine wasn't

 
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then plz stop ripping on other ppl posts. we dont all have super exciting lives, but he asked for our stories and we posted em.

 
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calm down lil man

 
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uhhh, i am calm lol. im just asking u to plz stop ripping on other ppl. oh and nice try to get me pissed off with that lil man comment, made me laugh. but yeah, plz stop ripping on other ppl and lets just stop stealing this thread.

 
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oookkkay.....wow...umm... now back to the stories.... one time at band camp.....

 
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im bored, i'll tell another story....
i saw a state trooper try to chase down one of my friend and got his foot caught on racoon trap [kinda like a bear trap but a tad bit smaller and not so damaging]. This happened last halloween. I'm glad he kept on chasing Mike and not stop for me... We havn't had a party in our town for a month.

 
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I think Ron White's tater salad story is an awesome cop story lol

 
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1. Cops followed me for 5 miles into another county to pull me over for window tint, then sped off super trooper style...busted a u-turn, and almost side swiped another vehicle.

2. Lady cop pulled me over for tailgating (the only reason i was was because 1 min before she saw me i was doing 100 mph then ran into traffic with big rigs), then proceed to stick me with warnings for tailgating, neon lighting in the footwells, and ticketed me for window tint....then pulled me from the car to lecture me on window tint by showing me a legal tinted window and y tint is illegal blah blah blah.....

3. Got pulled over under the influence of marijuana and was ticketed for my window tint again! and had my parents called and blah blah....the story is on this site somewhere if your really interested.

 
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My brother got wasted (drank about a fifth of Bush Mills) and was walking home from a bar. Not driving because obviously that's a bad idea. So he's walking home and he sees a men working construction sign, something in his head says "take the sign man" So he starts dragging the sign and gets about 300 feet before a cop rolls up. He tells the cop that he's had a lot to drink and he just wanted to take the sign, and the cop told him that that's stealing. My brother said alright sorry about that. He looks over and it's taking about three cops to lift up the sign, apparently it was really heavy. He looks back at the cop he was talking to and tells him that he's about to go into the army and just wants to go home. They talk for a bit and the cop decides my brothers drunk and will take him home. Then the CO of the cop rolls up and says "what the **** is this guy's problem" the cop my bro was talking to just says "He's drunk, I was just going to give him a ride home, he's going into the army in a few weeks and didn't really cause any trouble" the CO was a total *** and told the cop to arrest him. So my brother got arrested and spent the night in the drunk tank.

The interesting thing is my brother was working at starbucks before he went into the army and he talked to a lady that he works with who was real nice. She just told him "Just give me the paper work and I'll have grandpa take care of it." so my brother gave her the papers and all record of his arrest disappeared a week later. My brother successfully joined the army and is now stationed at Ft. Sill.

 
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i want to take a picture of a cop banging another cop... bribery is god

 
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i got pulled over for leaving a mcdonalds parking lot once. that is actually what the cop said. he got another call and told me i was "lucky" he had to go and dont do it again. it was hard not to laugh at him.

 
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you don't make any sense

 
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Just got pulled over last night, quote from my original post on Speedbump.info:

So, after all my rants about "stay safe on the streets, blah blah blah" I've gone and done it.

Last night, after a hard day at work, I was heading home on Eglinton W around 5-something. As I started off a green light, just east of Mavis, I decided for some idiot reason to open it up. Vroom vroom, off I sped, gradually building to a ludicrous speed of just over 100 km/h....in a 60. Bah.

Of course with my stupid luck with the cops, I glimpsed an unmarked cruiser on my left side, travelling in the same direction, and up ahead of me. Slammed the brakes and got down to a respectable 70. As I passed him, I saw him slow down, get behind, and, you guessed it, flash the cherries.

As I was pulled over, he asked the standard cop questions "In a hurry?", "Had anything to drink?" (at 5pm? wtf?), "Ever been in trouble with the law before?"

Since I never actually passed him at that STUPID speed and he admitted he didn't have his radar on, he didn't have an actual speed to quote me as exceeding any kind of limit, but I was quaking in my boots about a reckless/dangerous driving charge. Anyhoo, he took my license, reg, insurance, you know the standard stuff, and proceeded back to his car, made me wait for the requisite 15 minutes, and voila he reappeared with a ticket for $90 (total $110) for.....get this....

I hadn't signed the green registration papers on my car.

The cop wrote on his little notepad that he had made me sign it on the spot, so I was like "so we're good then right, I can just get this ticket cancelled?" He said that if I decide to take it to court, I'm trying my luck...but then again, I've got nothing to lose really, so I may as well see someone about it.

So while I was lucky to not get hit with what I actually deserved, here I am with a $110 ticket, no demerit points, for not having signed my ownership - which is hilarious cause I've owned this car for 2 years, renewed its sticker twice already, and now I'm being hit on a technicality. I'm gonna (on several peoples' advice) go see the prosecutor to at least bump it down a bit, thankfully no demerits (not a moving violation either) = no insurance hike (I hope, can anyone verify this?), but I just thought I'd share my experience. Play safe out there kiddies, don't let this happen to you.

 
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seriously, the cop came in the clear out the parking lot. alot of people were hanging out on the main drag area. i was in the drive thru at mcdonalds and i pulled out as soon as the cop came in. he flew across the parking lot and pulled me over. he said "dont leave the area when an officer enters" i was like "didnt you come in trying to clear the lot anyway?" that probably didnt help. but yeah, that has to be the dumbest thing ive ever heard.

 
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i'll add one story.

i got arrested for smoking weed, but this isn't the cop story. the next morning, i get out of jail, go get my car from impound, and start the 100 mile drive home. i punched it from the onramp to the interstate, up to about 125 (i was still pissed about getting arrested), and kept it there for about 5 or 6 miles. i slow down to 80, and a trooper pulls me over. he had been following me from the onramp, and couldn't get close enough to clock me until i slowed down. i got a ticket for 80mph speeding. i just thought it was funny he didn't 'catch' me for the 125mph.

 
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I was in my rental car a ford focus se sedan and decided to go out for a drive. I was in a bussiness park and decided to do a reverse 180. I had been doing some reverse donuts and ebrake slides earlier that day(no one around). Anyway I pulled into the bussiness park and through it in reverse got up to about 45mph my brother tells me to slow down alittle and I did to about 30mph I then cut the wheel sling the front end around slam it into drive and proceed the other way PERFECT. Then all of a sudden a cop gets on my *** and throughs the lights on. He seen the whole thing. Walks up to the car and ask if I knew why he pulled me and I said "for spinning my tires?' He said "yea.......all the way around" ****. He said he could take me to jail or give me a ticket I said Ill take the ticket. He said that was his call. I got a wreckless driveing ticket (second one along with 4 other speeding tickets 2 double the speed limit) Went to court and got it reduced to unsafe movement. 1 point license 1point insurance. All my other tickets were dropped.

 
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my guess is you have an authority issue, which has lead to your weird 'cop fetish'

good luck overcoming that, or getting it fulfilled... which ever suits you.

 
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lol cops are wierd... most/if not all are *******s, maybe thats becauase im an ******* to them

 
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rofl I know I'm a new member.. but I've been pulled by a cop before for nothing.. looked at my decals .. and gave me a warning . haha..

now I am becoming a cop

gonna be flamed here...

 
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Lol. I've only been pulled once for speeding, and once here for underglow neons. I was driving with em on when they were still installed, and the first night a cop pulls me over. I had out of state plates, and he said something like, I don't know about where you're from, but they're illegal here. After 30 mins of wait for who knows what, he gives me a warning for improper lighting

 
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i would kick them in the nuts, even if it ends in hardcore baton bashing by 17 cops....

 
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one time around 3 am, my friend and i just left a party, neither of us drank.
he had a crolla 2004 S(automatic) and i have a 2004 Ex(stick).
we just wanted to fool around a bit, he knew i could take him but meh.. he still wanted to go for it anyways we reach a red light, on an empty street, and we go for it burnout.. bla bla bla, i smoke him we say goodbye and go our own way 3 minutes maybe 2, before i even managed to leave to a main street,
he calls me and tells me come back, there's a cop here and he wants u to come back. im like he must be jokin i was scared as hell, so im like w.e if i wont come back they'll just find me, so i decide to come back as a good boy. I see the cop and my friend pulled over, I come in slowly (as lightly as possible due to loud exhaust) and park my car beside the cop he's like park beside ur friend, and i did. He asked for my lisence registertion etc. After about 5-10 mintues of wait, he comes to us "what the hell was that?!" im like "officer it was a stupid mistake"... he's like "u bet ur *** it was u know i can give u 800$ worth of tickets", im like " yes" so about a minute or 2 later he tells us to come out of our vehicles and come to the police car (him and his partner were sittin there). my friend and i approach to the squad car, the cop is like "u got 2 choices i either call ur parents and tell them what u boys did tonite or i arrest u for street racing". im like "call my parents " (give them that sad face.. knowing my parents will be both mad and dissapointed) and its like 3 am ( they're sleepin by now ). so w.e he did call them and told them i drove my vehicel like maniac and i speed up,raced and fooled around with a body of mine etc etc, he called my friends parents too said the same thing. yeh and thats how it ended the way i figured i got lucky and learned from my mistake. but the weird thing is i made sure the area did not have any cops. he said that he heard the tires spin the engines rev ... oh well i learned my lesson and since then i dont think i ever raced that late. on an empty street

lol i kno its a boring story but just wanted to let it out.