kimchi29

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well heres my story. my and my friends were chilling in the amc norwalk movie theater parking lot. it was around 11 pm and the movies just got out. we were at our cars when my friend was like hear my exhaust (straight piping on a wrx sti ) anyways he turns his car on and starts revving his engine a lil. his car sounded sooo sweet and all the peole walking to their cars were looking. then his typical looking guy walks up to us and was like SWEETT RIDE BRO!!! we start up a conversation about cars. after a few minutes my friend with the sti revs it up again , and this time around 5k rpm. then the guy goes, oh yea i forgot to tell you im a cerritos sheriff. license and registration!! we were like !!!!!! NOOO!!!!! he shows us his badge, friend in the sti hands over license and registration. then the cop goes , im just playing with you guys. im not going to give you a ticket, but just dont show off nexttime. then he walks away , gets in a new hemi magnum and rolls off. funny part was, his car HAD to have flowmasters or something cus his car was ridiculously loud. when a person tells you they are a cop, there is no feelign like it

Got Boost???

First time I met my GF parents was for Thanksgiving last year. There was a wreck about 100 yards away from her house and the cop had parked in the road, my lane to be exact. Im not one to slowy drive in the wrong lane, so I scooted past the cop car and got back in my lane.

I pull into my GF's driveway and parked the car, I got out and noticed there was a young cop (20-25) pulling up behind me with his lights flashing. He got out the car a begun insulting me, "Do you always drive like an idiot boy?" and my favorite "give me your license and regestration right now or I'll get you for failure to cooperate" etc etc. I had no idea what his problem was so I calmly asked him why he had followed me. He said it was because it was gunning my engine and spinning my tires. Now heres the catch, i was in my all wheel drive mazda. I've done launches at 6000 RPM and haven't even got a chirp from the tires, much less spun em.

My GF parents are now outside watching my get pissed off with the dipshit cop, he gave me a ticket for exhibition of speed. The ticket was thrown out the next day.

My GF later saw the cop at a bar and I was in the bathroom or something. So she started a converstation with him, my ticket came up and he told her that I went to court and he made me look stupid. He also said he never was going to give me a ticket and that my bad attitude is what got me the ticket. I find that funny because I was calm and he was the one shouting insults.

Vinnie

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I was in my local town, and i was at a stop sign. There were a bunch of people crossing the street, so i was siting there for a bit. It was like a "T" junction and a cop pulls up. I guess he got too good of a look at my car while i was sitting at the stop. So he notices my illegal tint on my front (im in CA). And i guess my rims dont help my case. Anyhow I make a left turn and then he decides to pull an illegal u-turn just to pull me over. As if he had nothin better to do than bother me with my tint. I didnt have my front plate on either, maybe that added to his desire to pull me over...god damn, i ended up with a fix it ticket and 10$ outta my pocket to pay for ticket processing fees

exclusive_vtec

i have 2 many stories to list

Chompondis

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i second that

kimchi29

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hahah i dont know wether to laugh at that or give you my condolenses.

zachgeyer

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too many to list

Mr.Modify

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werd

Grumble

Me and my girlfriend were in my car in the BART parking lot in Dublin (California) screwing around, so to speak. I wanted to "break in my car" and we thought this was the perfect oppertunity, so we pushed the seats down and got in the trunk. Before long, all of a sudden I see this light in my rear window, followed by a knock on it. Well, I get out half naked with these two cops, one looked like a rookie for sure, and was instructed to prove some ID. Needless to say, I was underage at the time, she was 19 I was 17. So basically we got this long *** lecture about how it was considered statutory rape. The funny thing was that the cops were trying their damnedest to not laugh. Apparently, they had never had a case where the GUY was underage. Funny. They let us off, thank god, and I found out later that someone reported it as a rape in progress. What a mood-killer... since then we never did anything in my car again. ****ed up.

project: EM2k4

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^^^ lol ^^^ now that's some funny ish....

lkm

at the races, we left my car at the gas station and i rode with a freind. this guy smokes weed likes it nothing so the cops show up, we leave last and we follow the two cars infront of us. miata and crx. crx goes and pulls up into parking lot and so do we. chill for second and a cop with a k9 comes outta nowhere and blocks us in. throw weed under car, go talk to him get a lecture and then he let us go. i was like i am never riding with your pot smoking *** again buddy.

another day, at the race. helicopter shows up and fvcks with us chasing us and stuff. no one get pulled over at all.

another day, railroad tracks occupied by train, other side, cops. we leave the back through a train yard and zip by some truck station or stop and the truckers look was priceless. 100 cars drive by with loud fart cans.

thrash_273

i have no story... but i got novel

Day_Tripper

Ok my story is not that great but bleh...
One day I was in a big rush to get to my friends cuz she was freaking out... I don't remeber what but that's not important anyways.. prolly guy b/s anyways... I was going 15 over and scanning for cops then all of a sudden off a side road I see a cop speed out and put on it's lights... all I can think is oh ****... well I pull over and i'm shaking... the cop walks up to my car i'm afraid to look him in the eyes and then I hear in a friendly voice "Kari?" It was my neighbor thank the lord... he was like "What are you doing going that fast?" and I explained to him about my friend and bleh and all he said was "If I catch you again i'm going to have to tell your father... now drive safe for me ok?" he walked back to his car and I let out a big sigh of relif...

Mr.Modify

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awwww poor kari lol

ncirom2003

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not really cops giving us trouble but...
me, my brother mike and buddy ronnie are in my bros type r all done up. we go to the track and see a car that my brother recognizes cus its tha guy that stole my bros car like 8 months b4 so we go to the cop at the gate and were like that guy has stolen parts from my car in it " what car and what parts " says the cop so mike is like its got my engine and the ******** cop wises off like well your car is running and i cant do anything. i guess cops always get kids sayin **** like that hopin the cop will get it and give it to them. So mike is chasin this kid down I93 and the kid starts racing... well my bros vtec kicks in and we pull away then two seconds later we hear the kids engine blow and he just slowly comes to a hault on the shoulder.... sweet revenge for my bro.

civictuner

too MANYYYYYY close encounters w/ cops

Skunk2ner

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i just got off of work on the 4th of july, it was probably around 8:00 pm. so i get to my car (i had a 2000 mustang gt at the time) and i wanna show off. so i do this big loud burnout infront of my friend's truck and they were all looking at me like i'm crazy. my friend points to a cop parked maybe 50 yards away. so i'm like 'oh crap!' and i take off quickly out of the parking lot and take some crazy roads through a residential area (i wasn't speeding anymore, just evading). i was sure i was going to get busted, but i didn't!

johnovan

i was cruising back to my house around 1;30am and notice a loud bumping sound on my tire [later found out that a nail has lodged itself] i saw a cop at a rest stop so i decided..what the hell, he might be able to help me..as i was walking up to the cops truck[yeah, we have cop trucks here] i notice nobody was in there so i knock on the window and he pops up and then a women pops up from his lap... he goes 'what do you want?..im stunned at this point and just said 'nothing, nohting at all' and i quickly switched to my spare and went on. alot of other stories but this was my favorite.

ncirom2003

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^^^^ tooo funny

Dishwasher

a buddy of mine told me this story and it's legit no matter how unbelievable it sounds.

My buddy was drivin around in the city with his friends, and they get pulled over. They all ask each other if they have anything on them. All of them said no except one guy who pulled out a vile of acid (LSD). The cop comes up to the car and says "I smell weed I need to search you guys and the car, so he searches them first. He finds the vile on the guy and says "What's this??" The guy plays dumb and says "I don't know" So the cop opens it up and takes a wiff, doesn't smell like booze so he sticks his pinky into the vile and licks it off. This is the equivilant to taking about 10 hits of liquid acid. The cop doesn't taste anything and goes back to his squad car. My friend is just freaking out at this point. They all are. When the cop stuck his finger in it they all were thinking "No bad idea" The cop sits in his car for about 20 minutes. Things in the car are becoming more hectic because the acid is probably kicking in by now. Then the cop gets out of the car with his lights still on, car is still running door still open, and just runs the opposite direction down the street. My friend drove off... That cop was about to experience one helluva trip. lol, poor guy.

Adamb123

lmfao.

acurastype01

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thats true^^ hahahaha i wou ldve loved to see that what a relief

SiG

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The other day, i was in a parking lot with my girl...We're in the middle of things and i see a light flashing. Cop blocked me in so i couldnt start the car and drive away. So i get my **** together, get out of the car, and start asking him if theres a problem, being a nice guy. Since it was public property he didnt tell us to leave, but he just wanted to make sure all was alright. He fully knew what was going on

He told me someone had been raped in a car around my area recently and he was just making sure that wasnt going down in my ride.

He asks to look in my car, at which time my gf has returned to the front seat, and when she opens the door to show him no one has been tied down and raped, she kindly says hello to the officer. He smiles, gets in his car and leaves

kimchi29

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all you guys talking about "breaking in your car" i need to do the same.

Eightball

so i was hanging out with heff again and he lets me drive his skyline, right... were going down i-15 doing about 150 when highway hogs pull up next to us( right about now heff's on his third viagra and his hot little blond friend sitting on his lap is enjoying every minute of his drug-induced boner) i look over to see what the problem is and the sheriff is in total awe of my ride and who's riding with me. he hits the sirens and i act like i'm gonna pull over, but when you're pulling 3 g's on a four lane highway the only thing you'll stop for is *****.. i lock the wheels with the e brake and go into a four wheel drift at about 90mph. hugh and girl fly out of the car through the front winshield and the sheriff stops to see if they're ok. by the time he gets going again i'm in mexico drinking mai taihs out of a cheap hooker's belly button....true story!

kimchi29

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^^^^ awesome story !!! i so believe you hhahaha. if you party like that count me in bro~!!

Eightball

i can't help the fact that my looks get me in to places, or rides, that most ricers would only cream their pants over

wrussi

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this is my list of tickets:
1:red light with my mom on the car and permit
2: burnout in school with permit the cop was nice and didnt gave me a ticket for wreckless driving but for driving with a permit
3: totaled my moms car in the school parking lot because i run the stop sign
4: ilegal u turn
5: got it last week 27mph over the speed limit
i 've been stopped for speeding but not given a ticket:
1: 70 on a 55
2: 90 on a 45 he said he had to do 80 to catch up with me this was near my house so when i was parkin on the driveway 2 cop cars came out of nowhere
3: 54 on a 45

Atticus

^ wtf? who in the hell gave you a license

Ellocodetroit

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Thanks for reminding about making a new cd with NWA - Fvck tha police. My current one is all scratched.