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Old Oct 7, 2004
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What's going on in car forums? (JOKE)

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What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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lmao that was good
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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rofl that was good stuff.
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lmao........
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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hahaha i loved the viper one... nice post
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Originally Posted by 4Saris
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
That happens to me all too often
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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I like the saturn one...heh
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Haha that is awesome, great find man!
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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Too funny!! nice post!
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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Are there other jokes like these?
Those are hillarious especially


Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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lol i like the mini forum ahahaha
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(pics) ha!
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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I like the Corvette and Mclaren one!
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Old Oct 7, 2004
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buahahahaha.... good find
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mmmmmmm i loved the ford one lol
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lol waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny... i almost crapped myself from laughing...
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That was funny...I like the Subaru one I have seen that before not at a Walmart though it was a Canadian Zellers
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Old Oct 8, 2004
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Ha... some of those were really funny...
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the echo one was my favorite.
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lol, yugos rock. I love how they come with rear window defrosters to keep my hands warm while I push.
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SOMEONE has been on The Hun
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Originally Posted by Mystic3030
SOMEONE has been on The Hun
Yep, you guessed it. That's the home page on my computer. Nothing like morning porning.

The jokes get forwarded to me though from amazingjokes.com
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Old Oct 8, 2004
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Freakin HILARIOUS!
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McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
hahaha...those are the best!
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Old Oct 8, 2004
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nice post. it got me 5 minutes closer to quittin' time...only 6 hours, 39 minutes left.
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- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas


HAHAHAHHA
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LOL this was the best post ever! i loved the Fiero one....i'll have to tell it to my bro that dearly loves his Fiero.
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