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Originally Posted by sevenplaces
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Rice (pronounced Lice) : Any obnixous or extreme parts added to a car to attract attention either by huge visual mods, high pitched exausts or brightly colored cheap painted crap all over.
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Rice (pronounced Lice) : Any obnixous or extreme parts added to a car to attract attention either by huge visual mods, high pitched exausts or brightly colored cheap painted crap all over.
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Originally Posted by rEkKaShInObI
mostly asians fit in the ricer category.
ANYONE can have "ricer parts" on their car.
Cant believe we're getting racial here, sheesh.
and this thread is 2 months old!
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check www.riceboypage.com for references and yes you can't spell Crap without APC
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Cant spell CRAP without APC
Go to your local pepboys and there tons and tons of RICE stuff there
Also i consider those 20ft metal wings RICE
Go to your local pepboys and there tons and tons of RICE stuff there
Also i consider those 20ft metal wings RICE
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Originally Posted by HustleLikeM0FO
dont listen to anybody on here.... they're all wrong
a ricer is someone who adds **** to their cars that makes it look and perform worse then stock.
this is the most general definition
a ricer is someone who adds **** to their cars that makes it look and perform worse then stock.
this is the most general definition
However, it is not totally right either, for instance, body kit definitely decrease performance, it adds weight and it is too close to the ground.
By your definition, you would be a ricer because you have a huge body kit, but I think your car is totally cool. The body kit made your car looks very nice. Therefore the the most general definition is not that general anymore.
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Rep Power: 0 Hey guys, I run Jersey Rice (checked my logs and saw the link here) and I'm glad ya like the site and aren't being like "omg, them guys are gay. those cars are cool." I posted last time you guys posted my link, and just figured I'd say hi again It's been a while since an update, but there should hopefully be one soon.
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Originally Posted by JerseyRice
Hey guys, I run Jersey Rice (checked my logs and saw the link here) and I'm glad ya like the site and aren't being like "omg, them guys are gay. those cars are cool." I posted last time you guys posted my link, and just figured I'd say hi again It's been a while since an update, but there should hopefully be one soon.
It's been a while since an update, but there should hopefully be one soon.your site is actaully more realistic then the laugh@rice.com...
At laugh@rice.com, not all cars are rice, some are just regular show car... so that make them look like they are jalous.
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However, it is not totally right either, for instance, body kit definitely decrease performance, it adds weight and it is too close to the ground.
By your definition, you would be a ricer because you have a huge body kit, but I think your car is totally cool. The body kit made your car looks very nice. Therefore the the most general definition is not that general anymore.
By your definition, you would be a ricer because you have a huge body kit, but I think your car is totally cool. The body kit made your car looks very nice. Therefore the the most general definition is not that general anymore.
my side skirts weigh about 3-5 pounds each..... my front bumper is the same weight as my stock bumper and my rear lip weights about 3-5 pounds.
so i dont actually know how adding a body kit is adding weight..... 15 pounds AT MOST of extra weight is funny.... i wouldnt even consider it weight. it would be like saying that you should remove your hub caps cuz those plastic pieces add weight.
my kit is urethane so its much heavier then paper thing fiberglass which most kits are made off so saying a body kit adds weight is a huge misconception.
you're right, my car is rice....... on the performance side its rice but i think i did a decent job with making it look nice. thanx for the compliment
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Originally Posted by HustleLikeM0FO
see, i dont understand why people thing body kits are heavy..... have you held a body kit in your hands?
my side skirts weigh about 3-5 pounds each..... my front bumper is the same weight as my stock bumper and my rear lip weights about 3-5 pounds.
so i dont actually know how adding a body kit is adding weight..... 15 pounds AT MOST of extra weight is funny.... i wouldnt even consider it weight. it would be like saying that you should remove your hub caps cuz those plastic pieces add weight.
my kit is urethane so its much heavier then paper thing fiberglass which most kits are made off so saying a body kit adds weight is a huge misconception.
you're right, my car is rice....... on the performance side its rice but i think i did a decent job with making it look nice. thanx for the compliment
my side skirts weigh about 3-5 pounds each..... my front bumper is the same weight as my stock bumper and my rear lip weights about 3-5 pounds.
so i dont actually know how adding a body kit is adding weight..... 15 pounds AT MOST of extra weight is funny.... i wouldnt even consider it weight. it would be like saying that you should remove your hub caps cuz those plastic pieces add weight.
my kit is urethane so its much heavier then paper thing fiberglass which most kits are made off so saying a body kit adds weight is a huge misconception.
you're right, my car is rice....... on the performance side its rice but i think i did a decent job with making it look nice. thanx for the compliment
well, it still adds weight and it is still too close to the ground, I mean your definition for rice is too strict.
I think as long as the car look nice, no one can say you are rice just because of some body kit. Otherwise probably 80% of people here will be rice.
I think the basic rice definition is that if a car annoyings people in either visual aspect or hearing aspect, it will be called RICE. BAsically it is for a bad artwork, taht is it.
For instance, supera spoiler on chrisler 3M...we can't really say the perfomance decreased because it is an AWD but I bet it will be called rice because it is visually disgusting...
So when mod a car, we just need to be careful what do we add. hehe
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Originally Posted by aznsensation18
3 foot wings....those go on planes hahh
You guys are all wrong civicrookie was close
rice Audio pronunciation of "rice" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rs)
n.
1. A cereal grass (Oryza sativa) that is cultivated extensively in warm climates for its edible grain.
2. The starchy grain of this plant, used as a staple food throughout the world.
rice Audio pronunciation of "rice" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rs)
n.
1. A cereal grass (Oryza sativa) that is cultivated extensively in warm climates for its edible grain.
2. The starchy grain of this plant, used as a staple food throughout the world.
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Originally Posted by UltimateWarrior
Anyone with a wing with front wheel drive is a ricer. Same goes for fake air scoops. 
It's more for show obviously... but it's all rice to me...! 
It's more for show obviously... but it's all rice to me...! The Mustang GT's have fake brake vents and air scoops. I wonder if those same scoops and vents are functional on a Cobra.
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Originally Posted by nindoo
The Mustang GT's have fake brake vents and air scoops. I wonder if those same scoops and vents are functional on a Cobra.
We are all different and that's what makes the world go round! It would be a pretty boring place if everyone had the same likes and dislikes.
Hey, it's all good. Just giving my opinion, nothing more.
it's pretty hard to explain but you'll know rice when you see one. if you see a car and it makes you laugh/smile/puke.. then it's rice.
and no. not all asians are "riceboys." infact, they have the nicest cars around.. no pun intended to anyone
and no. not all asians are "riceboys." infact, they have the nicest cars around.. no pun intended to anyone
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someone earlier had claimed that he was doing 13's in a saturn, wtf did he power that **** with, i have seeen an si-turbo beat a camaro w/ a quarter mile time of 14.1 second, and i gotta LMAO to hear that a saturn was doing 13's!!!
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ohh yeah and about rice:
to become a Rice-R, one must
1. purchase the econoplastic chrome painted Rims(aka: hub caps) that attempt to swirl from a local auto zone store for about $35 on a set of 4,
2. purchase a variety of stickers that primarily say "NOS", "DOHC", "APC powered", "AEM", and "V-Tec" in big flaming letters.
3. get the biggest damn exhaust tip that you can find, if one is not available, take a tin can or a soda can, cut it in half, and tape the **** to the end of ur exhaust.
plus stab holes into your exhaust with a screw driver to get the desired sound.
4. take a pack of 10 neon light strips and put them all inside the car for a light show to amaze the crowd.
5. take off your stock air box and buy the custom special $25 intake from a well known distributor such as APC to get the maximum horsepower out of your car.
6. buy that tinting paper that is sold in every auto parts or auto zone store, use scissors to unevenly cut it into big squares, and apply sparingly on on all windows of the car, esp. the front... Please do not pay any attention to the air bubbles that have been trapped. It is to help the glass breath!
7. lower suspension to about 3-5 inches, put a body kit on and then launch over speed bumps really fast. The air resistance will decrease phenominally due to the sleek aero dynamic body-kit design and give about 10-20 more horsepower.
8. and last but not least, i cannot mention this to any Rice-R(s) enough, please purchase an array of tachometers at least 10 inches in diameter(the kind that have the range from 0-12000 rpm), boost guages, and battery current flow meters, and screw them into the dashboard. This equiptment will let you monitor your performance in real time.
That is all, thank you and be safe, remember to flip the finger and vroom your engine the next time you are racing in a saturn or a tercel at a stoplight.
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ohh yeah and about rice:
to become a Rice-R, one must
1. purchase the econoplastic chrome painted Rims(aka: hub caps) that attempt to swirl from a local auto zone store for about $35 on a set of 4,
2. purchase a variety of stickers that primarily say "NOS", "DOHC", "APC powered", "AEM", and "V-Tec" in big flaming letters.
3. get the biggest damn exhaust tip that you can find, if one is not available, take a tin can or a soda can, cut it in half, and tape the **** to the end of ur exhaust.
plus stab holes into your exhaust with a screw driver to get the desired sound.
4. take a pack of 10 neon light strips and put them all inside the car for a light show to amaze the crowd.
5. take off your stock air box and buy the custom special $25 intake from a well known distributor such as APC to get the maximum horsepower out of your car.
6. buy that tinting paper that is sold in every auto parts or auto zone store, use scissors to unevenly cut it into big squares, and apply sparingly on on all windows of the car, esp. the front... Please do not pay any attention to the air bubbles that have been trapped. It is to help the glass breath!
7. lower suspension to about 3-5 inches, put a body kit on and then launch over speed bumps really fast. The air resistance will decrease phenominally due to the sleek aero dynamic body-kit design and give about 10-20 more horsepower.
8. and last but not least, i cannot mention this to any Rice-R(s) enough, please purchase an array of tachometers at least 10 inches in diameter(the kind that have the range from 0-12000 rpm), boost guages, and battery current flow meters, and screw them into the dashboard. This equiptment will let you monitor your performance in real time.
That is all, thank you and be safe, remember to flip the finger and vroom your engine the next time you are racing in a saturn or a tercel at a stoplight.
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