ricer
Originally Posted by CivicRookie
Ricer (noun) - A person who puts rice on their cars.
So I guess you're next question would be, what is rice?
So I guess you're next question would be, what is rice?
Rice (pronounced Lice) : Any obnixous or extreme parts added to a car to attract attention either by huge visual mods, high pitched exausts or brightly colored cheap painted crap all over.
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Originally Posted by sevenplaces
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Rice (pronounced Lice) : Any obnixous or extreme parts added to a car to attract attention either by huge visual mods, high pitched exausts or brightly colored cheap painted crap all over.
HAHAHA
Rice (pronounced Lice) : Any obnixous or extreme parts added to a car to attract attention either by huge visual mods, high pitched exausts or brightly colored cheap painted crap all over.
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Anything you buy at Pepboys/AutoZone(LED washers/Muffler tips that light up crap like that) = RICER
Neons in every nook and cranny including on the rims=RICER
Big *** 2f2f Aluminum Wings on cars that that serve no purpose=RICER
Unpainted Body Kit on a car=*cough* RICER *cough*
Mismatched Rims on a car with a body kit and no drop=RICER
Fart Cans=RICER
Hood Scoop on a civic: RICER
Stickers on your car which you don't even have parts for=RICER
lemme know if you need a deeper explanation?
Neons in every nook and cranny including on the rims=RICER
Big *** 2f2f Aluminum Wings on cars that that serve no purpose=RICER
Unpainted Body Kit on a car=*cough* RICER *cough*
Mismatched Rims on a car with a body kit and no drop=RICER
Fart Cans=RICER
Hood Scoop on a civic: RICER
Stickers on your car which you don't even have parts for=RICER
lemme know if you need a deeper explanation?
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Originally Posted by dalaw
Rice = some white wheat you eat for dinner?
Ricer = someone who eat some white wheat for dinner?
Ricer = someone who eat some white wheat for dinner?
lol....what?
you should really check out www.laughatrice.com some rice some aren't.
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Originally Posted by gh0st
you mean those big aluminum wings don't do anything?!
oh man, i gotta cancel my order...
oh man, i gotta cancel my order...

well some cars can justify using them.....but on a civic? NO
But some people do it for show so go for it.
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Originally Posted by Mr.Modify
well some cars can justify using them.....but on a civic? NO
But some people do it for show so go for it.
But some people do it for show so go for it.
ya like me..............im all 4 show
while looking at the jerseyrice site i saw this...
http://www.jerseyrice.com/images/ric...ie_civic_s.jpg
which brought me to look up this...
http://www.girlspeed.org
and i found this...
http://www.girlspeed.org/Girlspeed_G..._M_/dananj.htm
which is pretty amazing because i don't ever recall seeing a Saturn with an intake and exhaust that can do 13s... hmmm... that's faster than my buddy's GTI which has over 230WHP!
There is another example of a ricer... she may know some things about cars, but she certainly doesn't know how to exaggerate track times!
http://www.jerseyrice.com/images/ric...ie_civic_s.jpg
which brought me to look up this...
http://www.girlspeed.org
and i found this...
http://www.girlspeed.org/Girlspeed_G..._M_/dananj.htm
which is pretty amazing because i don't ever recall seeing a Saturn with an intake and exhaust that can do 13s... hmmm... that's faster than my buddy's GTI which has over 230WHP!
There is another example of a ricer... she may know some things about cars, but she certainly doesn't know how to exaggerate track times!
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interesting thread. I like sevenplaces definition but everyone has a different definition for rice so it all depends on your liking. For example, some say aluminum wings are rice and other say it's not depending on what car it's on and stuff...it's all relative.
Let me take a stab... (I like this topic)
Ok, how about 20" rims on a rusted out Chrysler or Chevy where the rims cost three times more than the whole car... (I call those "In Da-Hood Specials")
Or, large wings on that back of sub-compact cars like a Neon. Almost looks like they want to take the car to the local runway...
And, bumper stickers and NASCAR numbers/junk all over the damn place...
Oh yea, how bout' these little geeks who lay back in their seats where you can almost see the very tips of their heads while they have some cheap &ss sub which is all distorted blasting right next to you at a redlight as they bob their heads up and down sucking on a toothpick...
I could go on and on... I see all sights out there. Mostly it's young kids trying to act cool in their first ride that daddy bought off some used-car lot for $1000 while they work at McDonalds and spit in our food so they can buy their neons and hood scoops and their mini-bike sounding mufflers which you can hear a mile a way.... Some people's kids...
Ok, I'm out....
Ok, how about 20" rims on a rusted out Chrysler or Chevy where the rims cost three times more than the whole car... (I call those "In Da-Hood Specials")
Or, large wings on that back of sub-compact cars like a Neon. Almost looks like they want to take the car to the local runway...
And, bumper stickers and NASCAR numbers/junk all over the damn place...
Oh yea, how bout' these little geeks who lay back in their seats where you can almost see the very tips of their heads while they have some cheap &ss sub which is all distorted blasting right next to you at a redlight as they bob their heads up and down sucking on a toothpick...
I could go on and on... I see all sights out there. Mostly it's young kids trying to act cool in their first ride that daddy bought off some used-car lot for $1000 while they work at McDonalds and spit in our food so they can buy their neons and hood scoops and their mini-bike sounding mufflers which you can hear a mile a way.... Some people's kids...
Ok, I'm out....
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I was watching the civic nation commericial and my friend starts laughing and says look at all that rice. He has a stock 1992 240sx automatic with 18 inch gram lights(stock brakes and stock suspension). I was just confused by his comment.
Originally Posted by nindoo
I was watching the civic nation commericial and my friend starts laughing and says look at all that rice. He has a stock 1992 240sx automatic with 18 inch gram lights(stock brakes and stock suspension). I was just confused by his comment. 

By the way, Mustang with type-R wing is also consider rice?
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Originally Posted by orion_squall
I feel bad about your friend...remind him his car cost around 3k. 
By the way, Mustang with type-R wing is also consider rice?

By the way, Mustang with type-R wing is also consider rice?
He thought a cold air intake was complex to install. I was like lol, there are 8 screws bro. (On our gen civics)
Originally Posted by Exit91Civic
dont listen to anybody on here.... they're all wrong
a ricer is someone who adds **** to their cars that makes it look and perform worse then stock.
this is the most general definition
a ricer is someone who adds **** to their cars that makes it look and perform worse then stock.
this is the most general definition




