Car Egged AGAIN! *rant*
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Car Egged AGAIN! *rant*
<rant> I should have seen it coming this time. My psycho ex-boyfriend just got his first car two days ago. He was off work last night (we work at the same place unfortunately). And about 215am, i hear a car coming up the road, slow down by my house, a pop sound, then my car alarm goes off. I only caught the tail lights as he made his stinking getaway, but the damage was done. I hose my Civic off, it took one hit to the driver side rear door, and it has the stupid little egg bomb pattern on it,just like the other one by my rear window. He's dumber than a box of rocks, and he's off work again tonight, so I hope he comes by again to add to his total.</rant>Just had to vent
here's what you do:
take a couple eggs ... put it in a bowl of vinegar and make sure the eggs are completely submerged in the vinegar. Leave it there for a few days ... the vinegar will deteriorate the egg shells. Freeze the eggs over night. Take the eggs and throw them at his window glass. Glass shatters. Next morning, egg yolk and white are drenched everywhere, smelling like eggs. Work is done. Smile and laugh.
take a couple eggs ... put it in a bowl of vinegar and make sure the eggs are completely submerged in the vinegar. Leave it there for a few days ... the vinegar will deteriorate the egg shells. Freeze the eggs over night. Take the eggs and throw them at his window glass. Glass shatters. Next morning, egg yolk and white are drenched everywhere, smelling like eggs. Work is done. Smile and laugh.
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Originally Posted by SilverCivSedan
<rant> I should have seen it coming this time. My psycho ex-boyfriend just got his first car two days ago. He was off work last night (we work at the same place unfortunately). And about 215am, i hear a car coming up the road, slow down by my house, a pop sound, then my car alarm goes off. I only caught the tail lights as he made his stinking getaway, but the damage was done. I hose my Civic off, it took one hit to the driver side rear door, and it has the stupid little egg bomb pattern on it,just like the other one by my rear window. He's dumber than a box of rocks, and he's off work again tonight, so I hope he comes by again to add to his total.</rant>Just had to vent
He's foolish if it was him.
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Originally Posted by aznboysrfr
here's what you do:
take a couple eggs ... put it in a bowl of vinegar and make sure the eggs are completely submerged in the vinegar. Leave it there for a few days ... the vinegar will deteriorate the egg shells. Freeze the eggs over night. Take the eggs and throw them at his window glass. Glass shatters. Next morning, egg yolk and white are drenched everywhere, smelling like eggs. Work is done. Smile and laugh.
take a couple eggs ... put it in a bowl of vinegar and make sure the eggs are completely submerged in the vinegar. Leave it there for a few days ... the vinegar will deteriorate the egg shells. Freeze the eggs over night. Take the eggs and throw them at his window glass. Glass shatters. Next morning, egg yolk and white are drenched everywhere, smelling like eggs. Work is done. Smile and laugh.
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well if you want to get him back you can do what i did one time to someone who wouldnt leave me alone.
get a big bowl.. mix everything you can find in your refrigerator... mix it up.. drive to his house and poor it on his car.. oh and also go by a hardware store and by some sement glue and glue pennies to all his key hole... he will leave you alone after that.
get a big bowl.. mix everything you can find in your refrigerator... mix it up.. drive to his house and poor it on his car.. oh and also go by a hardware store and by some sement glue and glue pennies to all his key hole... he will leave you alone after that.
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Originally Posted by aznboysrfr
and after that, you can try JB Welding the person's doors shut.
custom shaved doors yo
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oh and also go by a hardware store and by some sement glue and glue pennies to all his key hole... he will leave you alone after that.
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Rep Power: 273 Get some Tropicana Orange Juice (preferably with lots of pulp), mix it with cheerios in a 3 or 4L jug, add honey (any brand will do), close the cap and shake well, pour into his gas tank 
also, for good measure, when that's done, throw some monopoly dice in there, oh! and a HB led pencil..
also, for good measure, when that's done, throw some monopoly dice in there, oh! and a HB led pencil.. Eddie is so hot. *sigh* I want him......BAD
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Originally Posted by aznboysrfr
problem with that is that some people have keyless entry
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Get some Tropicana Orange Juice (preferably with lots of pulp), mix it with cheerios in a 3 or 4L jug, add honey (any brand will do), close the cap and shake well, pour into his gas tank also, for good measure, when that's done, throw some monopoly dice in there, oh! and a HB led pencil..
also, for good measure, when that's done, throw some monopoly dice in there, oh! and a HB led pencil..
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Originally Posted by aznboysrfr
good luck getting him to open his gas cap for u
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Originally Posted by Dawn01Civ
well if you want to get him back you can do what i did one time to someone who wouldnt leave me alone.
get a big bowl.. mix everything you can find in your refrigerator... mix it up.. drive to his house and poor it on his car.. oh and also go by a hardware store and by some sement glue and glue pennies to all his key hole... he will leave you alone after that.
get a big bowl.. mix everything you can find in your refrigerator... mix it up.. drive to his house and poor it on his car.. oh and also go by a hardware store and by some sement glue and glue pennies to all his key hole... he will leave you alone after that.
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don't do any thing too crazy because you will be adding gas to a fire
it wo't be funny the egg and vinger thing (it works) but remember pasyback is a bict h
or try getting an automatic center punch and hold it up to his windows they will break with the frist pop
it wo't be funny the egg and vinger thing (it works) but remember pasyback is a bict h
or try getting an automatic center punch and hold it up to his windows they will break with the frist pop
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Rep Power: 0 at least you did not get egged while driving, i have a huge egg mark with all spider cracks in the paint and cracks in the paint on the back passanger side panel on the actual skin part of the car so i cant just replace the part and painting will be around 2 grand for the shop that i went to.
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Rep Power: 0 I got my car egged by some kids who just wanted to have fun on New Year's eve, and I can't even get rid of the egg shell pattern engraved into the paint. I tell you these little immature high school kids just want to have quick fun, I say videotape this kid and send it in to the police.
first of all, the kid needs to grow up. he's just mad because he's probably not had a girl even look in his general direction after you. and he wonders why with behavior like this.
secondly, some of these revenge ideas are awesome...the vinegar egg does work, but the centerpunch is more effective at a stopstill...remember those rubber gloves and long sleeves to not leave DNA
but on a serious thought, all you need to do is videotape this ****...he will be one pissed off mother and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank
and he wonders why with behavior like this.secondly, some of these revenge ideas are awesome...the vinegar egg does work, but the centerpunch is more effective at a stopstill...remember those rubber gloves and long sleeves to not leave DNA
but on a serious thought, all you need to do is videotape this ****...he will be one pissed off mother and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank
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Rep Power: 0 actualy myth busters proved that any thing in the muffler does nothing it just shoots out.
i read this a while ago on here but i still think its the best idea.
get some friends together with gloves and 2 jacks, jack one side of the car up and then you and your friends can lift it up and push it over.
i read this a while ago on here but i still think its the best idea.
get some friends together with gloves and 2 jacks, jack one side of the car up and then you and your friends can lift it up and push it over.
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Rep Power: 320 buy paint thinner and pour it on his car...all u gotta do...no special mixes just simple ol' paint thinner...maybe some sand blasting on his windshield or a BIG GIANT STICKER which the cops use on his windshield...those things dont come off..also steal his rims if u want to and if they are crap than take them off and trash them somewhere
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Originally Posted by Ramones
Smart thing to do is call the police. But if you want to get even, then get some brake fluid and pour all over his car. (It strips the paint).
All your ideas are great, but I have some DOT-3 and engine degreaser in my garage (i have to park my car outside cause of parent's rules), and it's coming with me to work tonight
. He didn't try anything on Friday night, but I will be on constant alert because he knows I'm going back to campus in about a week and he'll be anxious to try some crazy stuff again. 
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