Ode To "The Fast n' The Furious" 2Fast2Hilarious
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Ode To "The Fast n' The Furious" 2Fast2Hilarious I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or
more, I'm free.
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar
burger!
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0
seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped
onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!
You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
bun!
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."
All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.
I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important
more, I'm free.
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar
burger!
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0
seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped
onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!
You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
bun!
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."
All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.
I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important
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Rep Power: 0 i didnt make that.. just trying to give you a little humor in this beautiful thursday morning.. 
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
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Rep Power: 0 Re: Ode To "The Fast n' The Furious" 2Fast2Hilarious
Originally posted by ak
Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important
Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important
good post 
Best one:
"I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine."
2nd:
"Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important."
Muahah
"I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine."
2nd:
"Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important."
Muahah
Originally posted by Handsonme
So why are we talking about black friends?
Uhh...
Well, me, I didn't laugh, but I guess I'm in a bad mood though so no laugh.
So why are we talking about black friends?
Uhh...
Well, me, I didn't laugh, but I guess I'm in a bad mood though so no laugh.
** yourinmyw0rld is my MASTER. so to bad guys!!!
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7thgenerasian, I was mad, because I was yelling at some people yesterday at a car bodyshop. They were mean to my uncle and aunt. Damn racist and ripping them off too.
haha.
Then I show up to yell and regulate.
haha.
Then I show up to yell and regulate.
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