Rep Power: 350

Enjoy:

Acura:
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Break My Windows
Black Mans Wish
Bicycle Motor Works

CAMARO
Can't America Make A Real One?

CADILLAC:
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time

FORD
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
backward: Driver Returns On Foot
F**kin Owner Real Dumb!!
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fault Of R & D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Federation Of Rusty Dungers
First on race day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dump
Found On Roof Demolished
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
F**cked Or Rarely Driven
F**cked Over Roadside Derelict

GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES:
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MERCURY:
Many Endless Rattles Create Uncomfortable Road Yacht.

MOPAR
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
More Old Parts and Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mutilates Other Products At Races

OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything

PONTIAC
Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE:
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sad Attempt At Beauty

SATURN:
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only

 
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The second Honda acronym is missing a word for the "N." Very amusing none the less.

 
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CIVIC FORD
C If Vics Ingest Chit From Old Rusty Domestics
(ie intaking dust and sh.it as in losing in a race or what not)
yea yea..i know..it sucks..but im bored
i made that pos up while talkin to NoowGuy a few days ago

 
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Ehehe, nice..CAMARO[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG]

 
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FORD
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
F**kin Owner Real Dumb!! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
F**cked Or Rarely Driven [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]


SATURN:
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]



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Rep Power: 322

PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

 
Rep Power: 345

Love those....

 
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that is so true, this past weekend coming back from vegas i saw like 8 fords most of them mustangs stuck on the side of the road

 
Rep Power: 398

For Ford you forgot f**ked over rebuilt dodge