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so last night on my drive home from Niagara Falls was a very traumatic ride. And its only a 15 minute drive!! I hit a raccoon that was the size of a smallish dog, and within like 5 mins i hit a bunny! A BUNNY!! and it was so little and it rolled somewhere, but im sure it didn't make it out alive. "WTF??" im thinking as i drive by a flock of deer on the side of the road! ok i think deer actually travel in herds or something and NOT flocks.(however im sure if the drive was longer i woulda hit a flock of geese or something as well).Agh i guess i should be happy that i just hit several small things rather than one BIG thing, like a deer.... I got back into Welland and went to the car wash where i had to wash blood off my lower bumper.
So needless to say im now paranoid of furry things. I felt so bad!! So much carnage!

 
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thats shitty and all but within the past 6 or 7 months my dads g/f has smoked 3 deers yes 3!!!! 2 of the cars were write off's and one needed a bunch of work. So like you said just be glad they were small animals.

 
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Hey Sare, if it makes you feel any better, in my culture, u just baptized your car....lol

 
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haha in MY culture my car was baptized a long time ago.



okay thats my creepy sexual innuendo for the day.

 
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I hit 2 rabbits in 3 days like a month ago....not in my car tho

 
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if it had been your car im sure the bunnies woulda actually jumped in front of your car. .. Death by Big's car = great honour.

 
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hmmm im sorry sare, im pretty slow so i dont get it....lol. Well at least you know what u killed. Last summer my dad comes home pale-faced and jus tells me to wash the car....i start rinsin' 'er down when i notice blood splatter and hair/fur stuck in the licsence (sp?) bolts and in the grille.....lol. I wasnt sure if it was road kill or my dad just committed manslaughter..... Luckily (for us) it was roadkill

 
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thank god!

anyway sorry to hear sare, I guess you should have stuck around cruise night longer til the furry creatures went to bed eh?

 
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haha its my fault really. i try to be funny and crack jokes but im just not good at it.lol. my friends are trying to break me of this habit...
anyways.
i was referring to how when one get's a new car, the baptize/break it in...with their significant (or possibly not significant) other

my joking shall cease.


and are you sureeeeeee it was roadkill?

 
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shitty luck...

Although I hit 2 skunks in the span of 1 month. They funked up my car bad... it wreaked for 2 months even with my daily febreeze spray

 
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never hit anything yet

 
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Im hoping so.......lol......Let me go CSI on this an let u know what i find...lol

 
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you just jinxed yourself

 
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I'm tellin ya guys, why do you think I got the lower splitter? So whatever small animal I hit gets decapitated and then no worries about it suffering. The canards are there to shred larger animals into bite-sized pieces, perfect for stirfry.

 
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HAAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I've baptized a few cars, oh *sigh*, I've baptized a few...

lol

that was friggin hilarious

 
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One time I was driving home from montreal grand prix weekend and Im going around this bend at like 130. I see like 8 of these baby deer in the middle of the road. I put on my 4 ways slam on the brakes and manage to safly pull over on the side of the road (also got the guy behind me to stop thanks to the 4 ways) I stopped like a foot infront of this baby deer as it stared at me and ran away. Then everybody in the car woke up bitching at me for hitting the breaks so hard having no idea what happened.

It must have been like migration season or something kuz along the way home every like 10 km Id see these huge blood stains on the highway and things lieng by the side of the road. eep

luckily however when I Went around the next bend there was a cop with his radar gun, passed him going 100 perfect so meh you never know.

A racoon also ran into the side of my wheels a few months ago, lucky I had the winter steelies on other wise my 5 spoke blades would have chopped him up. Racoons arent scared of people, so I guess there getting used to cars too.