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happy ramadan
So its that time of year again. tuesday is the first day of ramadan. the month muslims fast.
for all who dont know, this is the month of the muslim (lunar) calender in which the quran was brought down and is considered to be the most holly month of the year. muslims fast ( no food, drinks, water, smoking or sex) from sunrise to sunset for the entire month. plus we pray more and just act more spiritually.
so for the next 4 weeks, please no homosexual acts, please dont touch me or turn me on, and ladies, cover yourselves up, as turning me on is not a good idea
for all who dont know, this is the month of the muslim (lunar) calender in which the quran was brought down and is considered to be the most holly month of the year. muslims fast ( no food, drinks, water, smoking or sex) from sunrise to sunset for the entire month. plus we pray more and just act more spiritually.
so for the next 4 weeks, please no homosexual acts, please dont touch me or turn me on, and ladies, cover yourselves up, as turning me on is not a good idea
What!
no sex for a month. I could probably handle that If I had food and beer to keep me occupied, but you cant do that either
You're a stronger man than I am Abe! Good luck and happy Ramadan!
no sex for a month. I could probably handle that If I had food and beer to keep me occupied, but you cant do that either
You're a stronger man than I am Abe! Good luck and happy Ramadan!
DODGE the father, RAM the daughter
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Originally Posted by sparky009
hahahahahaha abe telling giirl to cover up
well Im glad to see that you are dieting for a month
well Im glad to see that you are dieting for a month
no jerking off either Abe??
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Rep Power: 0 ramadan eh... i always wanted to practise ramadan to see if i would last the fast... LOL... ooooo... slick rhyme... 
... it does take some serious self-will to complete it... abe... i was wondering... have u done the hajj yet i believe it's called... when you travel to makkah???
... it does take some serious self-will to complete it... abe... i was wondering... have u done the hajj yet i believe it's called... when you travel to makkah??? 
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Rep Power: 0 ^... LMAO... i heard that only muslim people can make the trek to makkah... hell, i'm interested enough i'd wanna make the trek... but i suppose i can't...
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Originally Posted by DnarahP
^ just paint your skin brown, stick patchy hair all over your face, and say "Derka" all the time. You'd pass for an Arab 
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... i wonder if UPS can make it to makkah???
... i wonder if UPS can make it to makkah??? 
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