Any Ottawans headin down to GTA in the next lil while?
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Any Ottawans headin down to GTA in the next lil while?
I've got something _Viper_ is sending my way, but he's too lazy to ship and I'm too lazy to go pick it up, lol (just kidding dude). If one of you happens to be coming down with a little room in your car, please let me know, perhaps I can meet you wherever in the GTA you're at. Please let me know if you can help me and Viper out.
I will of course compensate you adequately with beer, ****, money, or sensual massages (no happy endings).
I will of course compensate you adequately with beer, ****, money, or sensual massages (no happy endings).
Originally Posted by TeLLy
I've got something _Viper_ is sending my way, but he's too lazy to ship and I'm too lazy to go pick it up, lol (just kidding dude). If one of you happens to be coming down with a little room in your car, please let me know, perhaps I can meet you wherever in the GTA you're at. Please let me know if you can help me and Viper out.
I will of course compensate you adequately with beer, ****, money, or sensual massages (no happy endings).
I will of course compensate you adequately with beer, ****, money, or sensual massages (no happy endings).
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Fofast, I do indeed live in Mississauga, where no one drives well but at least the roads are smooth-ish. It would be great if you were able to do such things for me.
However I must reinforce my previously stated (and repeatedly defended) anti-******** stance on your offer and perhaps offer sensual massage or tokes off the huge joint I just smoked. I'm fuqqin dying man! Perhaps a case of beer or a bottle of vino? No? Well I can perhaps burn you a large amount of asian ****. Hm...what else do I have to offer here? Um....you can watch me shower. It's not pleasing really, I mean, I really get at those nooks and crannies. But hey whatever floats your boat. I have several broken pairs of sunglasses and some batteries. Hm. Perhaps not the best offer. I can mod something on your car, perhaps a speedhole in the hood or custom 2-minute debadging?
_Viper_, I don't have very much mother-daughter ****, but I did have a clip in my car of these two blindfolded chicks going at it then the guy said the one girl's name and the other one took off her blindfold and repeated it. Then the girl whose name got called takes off her blindfold and apparently they're mother and daughter and things just get sad. It's not very long but it's funny as fuqq.
However I must reinforce my previously stated (and repeatedly defended) anti-******** stance on your offer and perhaps offer sensual massage or tokes off the huge joint I just smoked. I'm fuqqin dying man! Perhaps a case of beer or a bottle of vino? No? Well I can perhaps burn you a large amount of asian ****. Hm...what else do I have to offer here? Um....you can watch me shower. It's not pleasing really, I mean, I really get at those nooks and crannies. But hey whatever floats your boat. I have several broken pairs of sunglasses and some batteries. Hm. Perhaps not the best offer. I can mod something on your car, perhaps a speedhole in the hood or custom 2-minute debadging?
_Viper_, I don't have very much mother-daughter ****, but I did have a clip in my car of these two blindfolded chicks going at it then the guy said the one girl's name and the other one took off her blindfold and repeated it. Then the girl whose name got called takes off her blindfold and apparently they're mother and daughter and things just get sad. It's not very long but it's funny as fuqq.
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Originally Posted by TeLLy
However I must reinforce my previously stated (and repeatedly defended) anti-******** stance on your offer and perhaps offer sensual massage or tokes off the huge joint I just smoked. I'm fuqqin dying man! Perhaps a case of beer or a bottle of vino? No? Well I can perhaps burn you a large amount of asian ****. Hm...what else do I have to offer here? Um....you can watch me shower. It's not pleasing really, I mean, I really get at those nooks and crannies. But hey whatever floats your boat. I have several broken pairs of sunglasses and some batteries. Hm. Perhaps not the best offer. I can mod something on your car, perhaps a speedhole in the hood or custom 2-minute debadging?
Originally Posted by TeLLy
Fofast, I do indeed live in Mississauga, where no one drives well but at least the roads are smooth-ish. It would be great if you were able to do such things for me.
However I must reinforce my previously stated (and repeatedly defended) anti-******** stance on your offer and perhaps offer sensual massage or tokes off the huge joint I just smoked. I'm fuqqin dying man! Perhaps a case of beer or a bottle of vino? No? Well I can perhaps burn you a large amount of asian ****. Hm...what else do I have to offer here? Um....you can watch me shower. It's not pleasing really, I mean, I really get at those nooks and crannies. But hey whatever floats your boat. I have several broken pairs of sunglasses and some batteries. Hm. Perhaps not the best offer. I can mod something on your car, perhaps a speedhole in the hood or custom 2-minute debadging?
_Viper_, I don't have very much mother-daughter ****, but I did have a clip in my car of these two blindfolded chicks going at it then the guy said the one girl's name and the other one took off her blindfold and repeated it. Then the girl whose name got called takes off her blindfold and apparently they're mother and daughter and things just get sad. It's not very long but it's funny as fuqq.
However I must reinforce my previously stated (and repeatedly defended) anti-******** stance on your offer and perhaps offer sensual massage or tokes off the huge joint I just smoked. I'm fuqqin dying man! Perhaps a case of beer or a bottle of vino? No? Well I can perhaps burn you a large amount of asian ****. Hm...what else do I have to offer here? Um....you can watch me shower. It's not pleasing really, I mean, I really get at those nooks and crannies. But hey whatever floats your boat. I have several broken pairs of sunglasses and some batteries. Hm. Perhaps not the best offer. I can mod something on your car, perhaps a speedhole in the hood or custom 2-minute debadging?
_Viper_, I don't have very much mother-daughter ****, but I did have a clip in my car of these two blindfolded chicks going at it then the guy said the one girl's name and the other one took off her blindfold and repeated it. Then the girl whose name got called takes off her blindfold and apparently they're mother and daughter and things just get sad. It's not very long but it's funny as fuqq.
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That's more than fair...it's like....ultra-fair (for me). This will indeed be a great deal. Let me know if you change your mind on those speed holes. But yes if you can do this for me I will be grateful and slightly aroused.
K viper I talked to Telly and we arranged (kinda) a place to meet. Now I just have to make plans to meet you. Maybe we can meet at the tunnel the friday I'm leaving...meet @ the tunnel then I can go. let me know
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