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Computer JOke I just thought I'd share this. 
Joke: IBM field service memo details the procedure for replacing mouse *****.
MEMO
Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an unhappy customer.
Joke: IBM field service memo details the procedure for replacing mouse *****.
MEMO
Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an unhappy customer.
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