A little Amusement
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A little Amusement Hey whatup i am bored at work so i figured i would post some jokes that were going around my office today...
1. A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, Mither, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shokeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit."
2. On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant obvioulsy knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tger nods a quick "hello" and bends foward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the grond.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my ***** on when I'm driving." says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything."
Hope this brings a little laughter into your boring tuesday...
1. A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, Mither, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shokeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit."
2. On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant obvioulsy knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tger nods a quick "hello" and bends foward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the grond.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my ***** on when I'm driving." says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything."
Hope this brings a little laughter into your boring tuesday...
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j/p.. 
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