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theres like a group of pidgeons that lives on my roof...and everytime i wash my car..they seem to know and go on a poop raid...i tried the hose..super soaker..airsoft guns....even makin a cat scarecrow..but these pidgeons are just too fearless...eeeek

 
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d00d...that sux.

One summer my friend scattered McDonalds Frendh Fries all around a touchless car wash an watched them hover around and $hit all over the cars coming out....lol

 
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lease:

 
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Here's what you do... get a gun and shoot them down.

 
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agreed ...i like to use paintball guns though!

 
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thats why i own a b-b gun...


shoot them and they will either fly away and get the point or shoot them again and kill they



stupid flying rats

 
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part s youll need for this project:

1/8 wood
brad nails and brad nailer
black spray paint
seeds
lawn chair


ok heres an easyer way....go down to home depot and buy a sheet of 1/8 in wood and cut 5 to 10 inch long strips that spand the area of your parking space over you car....while you there buy a couple of cans of blk spary paint.....then spray the wood....if you have... or can get ahold of a brad nailer.... get one...cuz thiz is the kicker.....shoot about a 100 billion brad nails into one side of the wood....the nails will be longer than the thickness of the wood and come out the other side about an inch or two....

now take that wood with all the pins sticking out of it and place it on top or your roof...close to the edge of the roof....if need be put in a couple small screws to hold it down to the roof cuz things r going to get crazy from this point on....lol

once you have alll the tracks layed down on the roof....sprinkle down a few seeds on the board....but save a few....now get down off the roof and grab that lawn chair and have seat....still have those seeds?....pop a few in your mouth and kick for a while....ahhh what a life....

dont worry, if the seeds didnt fill ya.....thell be bird later....lol

and that concluds my project for the day...

 
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haha thats crazy.... hey do you reccomend a air nailer for faster results...

 
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oh my friend and i poisoned a ton of birdseed. the next day almost all the birds were dead, and so was his cat, lol.

 
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This is the most inhumane thread I've ever read (except the part bout the dead cat).
You cruel people.

There are businesses that professionally capture the pidgeons for you, unharmed. They set up traps on your roof, and they take the pidgeons away for you.

 
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whats the fun in that?

 
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LOL.....the nailed wood platform seems like a cool idea....but its a b!tch to clean it up with blooood oozing....poison seeds it is =)

 
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whoever does any of these, the poison, or the brad nailer trick you have to post pics.

 
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lol....wait ...your sapose to eat the birds....you know food.....wait i dont here any one complaining on thanks giving now....lol....or how about when you plop that chken nugget into your mouth at Micky D's....and they chop the head of the bird and let that mad man run around in a circul till dies....

 
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Ahahaha!!! Who cares about the pigeons lol.....they're over populated and ugly. When i see a pigeon on the street i try to run it over!!!

 
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Kill them with a bb gun. Thats wat I did!

 
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Throw the alkezzer down and let them eat it then Burst! Lol. j/k don't do that, thats f#*ked up!

 
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^^^^^ BTW I can't spell

 
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alka-seltzer

 
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LOL, these messages are funny as hell