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May 8, 2003

Mags

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I beat a Porsche

Yesterday on the way home from work, I saw this sweet Porsche in front of me. It was a brand new one that I had just read about in Playboy. Silver. We pulled up to a stoplight and I looked over at him like I could beat him. He grinned back like I had no chance. I was thinking to myself "I didn't buy that $30 ebay muffler for nothing, I'm gonna see what this thing can do!" So as the light turns green I feather the clutch out at about 4500rpms with a chirp of the tires thinking I will take him off the line, but he's ahead of me. I see him pulling away and then he shifts into second. I gain on him for a second, but then he shifts into third and I can see the suspension rock back as all the torque is laid to the ground. At this point I am going about 40 and I shift into second. Then we start a downhill grade and he skips 4th, 5th and 6th gears completely and shifts into 7th. We're going about 45 now and I'm starting to gain on him. As I get next to him I rubbed him a little, cause rubbin's racing, and his foot slipped off the pedal and I pass him. We get up to the next light and I congratulated him for a nice race, and asked him how long he had been racing mountain bikes. He said he liked my civic.

You don't even want to hear about how bad I beat my nephew on his big wheel.

May 8, 2003

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I beat 16 Corvettes. They were on big trucks going down I 65 from the Corvette factory.

May 8, 2003

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wow you beat a porsche??? Where was he parked???

May 8, 2003

Mags

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Porshce makes a montain bike. It was a lame attempt at a joke. It's late and I can't sleep.

May 8, 2003

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no one got it...i read the last two sen and i got it

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haha

May 9, 2003

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LMAO

thats was funny

May 9, 2003

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LOL I can't believe some people didn't got it.

May 9, 2003

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you prolly had a bunch of peeps gettin their flame guns ready.

May 9, 2003

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so i'm not the only one that rocked a porsche... whew, i was gonna keep my mouth shut till someone else posted something about beating it... cuz beating a porsche in a civic is no big deal... i didn't wanna get flamed like a mother...