Rep Power: 365

Ok, yesterday I went to the gas station to fill up my car, and while I'm at the pump, this guy in a 00+ body style V6 stang pulls up. He had some nasty looking chrome thin spoked rims that didn't match his car, and you could almost hear the bass through the rattles. The only thing you can see on my car are 17s and limo tint. He got out and was looking at me and my car like he was sizing everything up. I'm not a real big guy (5'11" 155lbs, skinny, but broad shoulders and thick chest) and he was a little taller than me, but skinnier. Then the conversation started... (edited for language)

Him - "I bet you wish you had an American Muscle car with 'dem chrome thangs,' eh?"
Me - "I bet you wish you had a muscle car. It's a V6 buddy. And chrome is "
Him - "Well at least mine ain't rice."
Me - "Rice, what's that?"
Him - "Haha, you know man. Non functional crap parts."
Me - "Oh, ok, I get it. So is your car mid or rear engine?" (Him - "You stupidass. The engine is in the front."
Me - "Oh, so the scoopes on the side are non-functional. Ricer."
Him - "STFU, at least I don't drive rice."
Me - (starting my car now) "Good one."

I love kids. They don't know anything. Now if only I wasn't 17...