Biyatch in a Beetle
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Biyatch in a Beetle
So i'm cruisin on Rt. 70 (by Slikor) heading out to good ol' Emmitsburg (read Hickville) to see a buddy at school, and i'm in the middle lane, 70 has three lanes. Speed Limit: 65, i move between 70-80. Theres a red beetle in the right lane a little ahead of me, and another car three or four lenghts ahead of the beetle. I'm moving fast enough to pass the beetle, but she decides that she's going to get in my lane for no reason at all, in fact, i think she slowed down. Well, i have no patience for these people, so when i'm coming up on her, i get real close before i change lanes. Well, she decides she's going to brake-check me as i'm changing. OMFG i almost lost it, but i maintained. i looked over and she's laughing with some toolbox next to her and looking at me. i gave her the "god you are an idiot" head shake, and maybe that pissed her off, because she sped up and wouldn't let me pass. (the car that was in front of her is now in front of me because i went to pass on the right, to be a d**k) so she passes me, i get behind her again, and up ahead, there are two cars even in the right two lanes, and she's not slowing down. I think she was thinking the same thing i was, that she better beat me to that spot and get around those cars. She had no idea... i threw it into 3rd @65 and just jogged right by her, and i knew she was trying by the look on their faces, god i love that. so i hit the hole and left it in 4th so i would slow down nicely without brakes and stayed even with the other cars for a while to **** her off. and she was. i could see it in the rearview because she was so close to me =) i hate biyatches in beetles who think they're so cool...
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[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
Well, I guess you should have a fast car if you are going to throw large objects at traffic behind you, that way you can get away before they ram you. That's why I stick to pennies.[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]Originally posted by: Friedrice
Damn, you thorw golf *****? That's pretty hardcore dood... I'm only in to throwing pennies right now... its a little cheaper too. Oh that reminds me of something.... I was driving down the interstate behind this S-10 pickup and this SUV threw a bottle out its window and hit the S-10. The next thing I see is the S-10 ramming into the back of the SUV.... and the both go flyin off the road. I didn't stop because there was tons of other traffik... that was crazy though.
Well, I guess you should have a fast car if you are going to throw large objects at traffic behind you, that way you can get away before they ram you. That's why I stick to pennies.[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG][hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
Well, I guess you should have a fast car if you are going to throw large objects at traffic behind you, that way you can get away before they ram you. That's why I stick to pennies.[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG][hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: flotsamm
Heh.. good story. You shoulda brake checked her *** after you got in front of her. Give her a little taste of her own medicine..[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: flotsamm
Heh.. good story. You shoulda brake checked her *** after you got in front of her. Give her a little taste of her own medicine..[hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: n00dleboy
You got a sun roof?
What i do is if people brake check me i go infront of them. And if they're tailing me, i open my sun roof and throw golf ***** out.. and you know the rest.[hr]
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