if you hit me, it's your fault..
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if you hit me, it's your fault..
So this morning I was thinking to myself, "positive day today, working late". So on my way to work I encounter this..
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Silver = ME
Maroon = Obese lady
Yellow = School bus
This obese lady in a ford taurus decides to follow a school bus on a u-turn with oncoming traffic. The bus clears the turn no problem in advance, but she decides to pull a 3 lane merge....into me! I had to down shift, slam on the brakes, feel my car slide, and then watch her speed off. Would you just watch her drive away? I bring up the rpm's and follow suit. I am on her side in no time. She has her window down so I ask her what her f'in problem is? She then proceeds to attack me, as If I deserved to be attacked. WTF? how stupid can some people be?? Luckily my brakes saved me from the encounter, but I though I would share, with my nice paint pics. My car could be garbage right about now...
Key:
Silver = ME
Maroon = Obese lady
Yellow = School bus
This obese lady in a ford taurus decides to follow a school bus on a u-turn with oncoming traffic. The bus clears the turn no problem in advance, but she decides to pull a 3 lane merge....into me! I had to down shift, slam on the brakes, feel my car slide, and then watch her speed off. Would you just watch her drive away? I bring up the rpm's and follow suit. I am on her side in no time. She has her window down so I ask her what her f'in problem is? She then proceeds to attack me, as If I deserved to be attacked. WTF? how stupid can some people be?? Luckily my brakes saved me from the encounter, but I though I would share, with my nice paint pics. My car could be garbage right about now...
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Rep Power: 272 Dude, some people say women are never wrong.
That may be true, but woman drivers never pay complete attention. Well, I can't truly make that generalization because there are some that do. I have not yet dated a girl that pays attention when she's driving. There is not one female in my entire family that does either.
That may be true, but woman drivers never pay complete attention. Well, I can't truly make that generalization because there are some that do. I have not yet dated a girl that pays attention when she's driving. There is not one female in my entire family that does either.
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Rep Power: 310 I'd smack a hoe.. I get crazy as fvck when people do stupid sh*t.. A couple of months ago this NOLA (new orleans la folk) in a caddy escalade flies up behind me then shoots around and slams on her brakes.. All because I'm driving a little slow. wtf!!! so I get up next to her and start flipping the fvck out.. roll down my window punch the roof yelling.. throw all the cans I can find at her stupid escalade.. she slowed way down.. so did I.. I honestly don't know what I was thinking but it angered me big time.. first off I'm in greenspoint (north side of houston known to all as GUNZ POINT) and I'm the only gringo in town lol. oh well she backed off and figured she effed up or something.. People say I have "little man syndrome" cuz I'm short.. ha ha
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Originally Posted by infinite012
were you about to choke a bitch?
And speaking of women drivers never pay complete attention... This morning driving right next to me on the highway was a woman putting on makeup as she drove! Crazy crazy! 
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Rep Power: 812 man i feel so unsafe when girls are driving. there was this one girl i knew who drives like she just stole it. i was thinking omg will i make it out alive lol. i'm glad my tyc has such a good far beam for situations like these. i have been through so many close calls i'm surprised i've only had one accident.
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Rep Power: 254 dude...I am so glad ur ride didn't get messed up mang. Most women drivers are the Fvcking worst. Then again a bad driver is a bad driver= most women.
All the women drivers I know don't even know how to fricking make a U-turn.
My mom has her permit and I'm so happy she hasn't gotten her license yet. No way she's driving my car.
All the women drivers I know don't even know how to fricking make a U-turn.
My mom has her permit and I'm so happy she hasn't gotten her license yet. No way she's driving my car.
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Originally Posted by stinkypie
Dude, some people say women are never wrong.
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Rep Power: 305 You let her attack you? Should've thrown a donut at her and told her to shut up.
Okay, no really. I would've just stared at her shaking my head. I usually do this to people and they never look over...
Okay, no really. I would've just stared at her shaking my head. I usually do this to people and they never look over...
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Originally Posted by stinkypie
woman drivers never pay complete attention.
i dunno what it is, but (most) girls just dont know what to do in any driving situation... even like common sense stuff
Speed up really fast and then brake really hard, swerve over into next lane, gas hard, swerve back into other lane, brake hard then speed up again, why?Cause they are like cats.
This one lady my firends mom knows thought that you were supposed to drive on the lines in the mall parking lot! She is only allowed to drive to the grocery store now, which is litterally a mintute or less awayLOL
This one lady my firends mom knows thought that you were supposed to drive on the lines in the mall parking lot! She is only allowed to drive to the grocery store now, which is litterally a mintute or less awayLOL
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