MostRoundEyed

I was At the Corner of Maple and Brown, and sum wannabrees rolled up talking shjt saying they could be my ride. No way in hell they could fu.ck with my Chevy WingBird 08, i got the 08 model because my aunt knows this lady who sukd off sum janitor who had the keys to the showroom where the car was at in Europe and they drove to my Bday party. Thank u Aunt Tree!!! well any way i knew i could take these fat lil sumo kids. they smelt like eggwoll Shlt! these Obese *** thought they could be me so i let them think i could. so i decided to put our lives on the line. who ever lost had to die and give up their ride. YEAH THATS RIGHT I DONT PWAY ROUND! i race for what counts. as we pulled up to the mile stretch right in front of this elementry school, we decided the race will start when the School Zone light flashes 33 times. my heart was beating like a dying cancer patient and i couldnt wait. bout the 25 flash of the light i could feel their car in my hands and their souls in satans palm. flash 32, flash 33!!! PRRRRRRRBBRRROOOOM. we took off. i guned it to 9nth gear in bout 3 seconds and was about almost to the mile mark. i saw them behind like the fat sumo kids they are and they ran off the road trying to dodge this kid playing in his moms wheelchair. well when they finally came up to papa johns where we said we finished they demanded a re-race due to the "Dumbass in the Wheel Chair Rule". i told them that **** only works in montana. Here in Rhode Island **** is straight up. they tried to drive off so i pulled out my cross bow and shot the driver right through the windsheild. that fu,cker laid dead.the other kid in the passenger seat tried to roll off but i caught up to him and kicked him in his neck so hard his spine came out. i searched his pockets for treasures but all i found was a bunch of pogs with pictures of pandas on it. after i collected my winnins i was ready to collect my car. as i walked back ,head filled with no remorse, i remember i saw 3 sumo f4gs. that fatso was stuck in the back. the dead body in the front seat lodged him in the back. he didnt have time to beg for his life cuz i threw acid in his mouth when he tried to speak. his head melted. as i called my dad to *** pick up my car and told him about my winnings, the fat kid in the back seat's cell phone rang and i answered it. it was his Dr. and i told him DImWom was busy eating. The Dr. informed that dimwom was 2 years over due. i laughed.

RHCP0801

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MostRoundEyed

have u ever been shot in the head!!!

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S2000man01

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5 posts. I think that's a new personal best for me banning a new member. (spammers dont count)