Gotta love stupid ricers
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Gotta love stupid ricers
So i was on my way home from shooting pool all night (like 2-230 am) when i pull up next to a newer kia station wagon, i've got my system going loud, very loud (static-x 
) ne ways, when i pull up next to him, the passenger (who i couldn't see cuz he was reclined before) sits up and starts making a motion like i smoke pole, i pause my stereo and say, "really, thats kind of ironic that ur reclined in a car with another guy, making gestures that i'm gay.....wait, was that an offer?" then the light changes, i don't race, i know my cars slow, it's a civic, it looks good, gets good gas mileage, and last forever...it's not fast. but for some reason they decide to race me, i don't race back, and of course, as what happens in everyone of the situation, they beat me to the red light. When i pull up next to them, again, they start yelling at me saying "come on u chicken" that whole thing, i reply with " no, i'm not immature and directly link my sexuality/***** size to how fast my car is, i get more pus*y than both you combined for 3 reasons, 1. my car looks good, yours looks like a shoe, 2, my car bumps, your car bounces, and 3, my d*ck is bigger than both of yours combined." 
they both sat there like slack jawed yockels and i drove away.
The end
does this qualify to the standards of a s2000man01 story?
) ne ways, when i pull up next to him, the passenger (who i couldn't see cuz he was reclined before) sits up and starts making a motion like i smoke pole, i pause my stereo and say, "really, thats kind of ironic that ur reclined in a car with another guy, making gestures that i'm gay.....wait, was that an offer?" then the light changes, i don't race, i know my cars slow, it's a civic, it looks good, gets good gas mileage, and last forever...it's not fast. but for some reason they decide to race me, i don't race back, and of course, as what happens in everyone of the situation, they beat me to the red light. When i pull up next to them, again, they start yelling at me saying "come on u chicken" that whole thing, i reply with " no, i'm not immature and directly link my sexuality/***** size to how fast my car is, i get more pus*y than both you combined for 3 reasons, 1. my car looks good, yours looks like a shoe, 2, my car bumps, your car bounces, and 3, my d*ck is bigger than both of yours combined." they both sat there like slack jawed yockels and i drove away.The end
does this qualify to the standards of a s2000man01 story?
Last edited by booba5185; Aug 21, 2005 at 05:17 PM.
^^^wtf???
nice story...it'd been even better if he had tried to make some type of comeback then got choked up and was like, "well...well....you're ghey and your car is slow!!".....only to speed off (through the red light) and subsequently get pulled over by the cop who just happened to be coming out of krispycreme drive-thru....
LOL
nice story...it'd been even better if he had tried to make some type of comeback then got choked up and was like, "well...well....you're ghey and your car is slow!!".....only to speed off (through the red light) and subsequently get pulled over by the cop who just happened to be coming out of krispycreme drive-thru....
LOL
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Rep Power: 337 dude, thats funny. you owned the hell out of them. and you could have won btw cause its a freakin Kia. you should have told them that you have a real car. nice story, yes its up there with s2kman. and why is he vader??
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Originally Posted by MajinB
dude, thats funny. you owned the hell out of them. and you could have won btw cause its a freakin Kia. you should have told them that you have a real car. nice story, yes its up there with s2kman. and why is he vader??
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Originally Posted by booba5185
i get more pus*y than both you combined , my d*ck is bigger than both of yours combined."
BTW, nice story though!!!
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