i raced a maybach HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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i raced a maybach HAHAHAHAHAHAH
omg this isn't even that great, but here goes.
i'm bored today so i went to my friend's house. this guy's parents are pretty damn rich and they've owned like a gagillion mercedes, jaguars, and other miscellaneous high end european cars. they always get max options and try to get the largest engine available on any of their cars and their cars are ALWAYS fast as ****.
anyhoot, i came to my friends house and he wanted to wash his Mercedes-Benz S500 ($110,000 car with all options and custom interior). i told him that i'm hungry so we go to 7-11 to get some food...driving the S500. so we're driving around and decide to go back to his house so we could wash the car...but we saw a maybach. so he pulls an illegal u-turn and we follow this maybach for like 50 feet then notice that he's going on to the Dulles Toll Road...which is way out of our way, but we follow the maybach anyways.
up to the toll booth we go. the maybach and my friend stop to pay the 50 cent toll, wait for the bar to go up, and the driver of the maybach (also the owner of the maybach) FLOORS the damn thing and all we can see is tire smoke and tail lights. my friend was flooring the s500 too, but you know, that NA 5.0 litre V8 has **** against the maybach's twin turbo v12.
by the time we get onto the actual toll road the maybach is about a full quarter mile ahead of us, weaving in and out of traffic like a fooking sports coupe. we catch up to traffic and the maybach is about 1 mile ahead of us now. he's still flooring it...
my friend gets reckless and weaves in and out of traffic, too, to try to catch up to the beast of a car that the maybach is. in maybe 4 miles, we catch up to the maybach, which is now cruising at 70mph.
we give him the thumbs up and he laughs, then gives us the thumbs up back, then drives off.
what an *** beating...
you all probably thought that i raced the maybach in my civic. HAH. i'm stupid, but not THAT stupid...
i'm bored today so i went to my friend's house. this guy's parents are pretty damn rich and they've owned like a gagillion mercedes, jaguars, and other miscellaneous high end european cars. they always get max options and try to get the largest engine available on any of their cars and their cars are ALWAYS fast as ****.
anyhoot, i came to my friends house and he wanted to wash his Mercedes-Benz S500 ($110,000 car with all options and custom interior). i told him that i'm hungry so we go to 7-11 to get some food...driving the S500. so we're driving around and decide to go back to his house so we could wash the car...but we saw a maybach. so he pulls an illegal u-turn and we follow this maybach for like 50 feet then notice that he's going on to the Dulles Toll Road...which is way out of our way, but we follow the maybach anyways.
up to the toll booth we go. the maybach and my friend stop to pay the 50 cent toll, wait for the bar to go up, and the driver of the maybach (also the owner of the maybach) FLOORS the damn thing and all we can see is tire smoke and tail lights. my friend was flooring the s500 too, but you know, that NA 5.0 litre V8 has **** against the maybach's twin turbo v12.
by the time we get onto the actual toll road the maybach is about a full quarter mile ahead of us, weaving in and out of traffic like a fooking sports coupe. we catch up to traffic and the maybach is about 1 mile ahead of us now. he's still flooring it...
my friend gets reckless and weaves in and out of traffic, too, to try to catch up to the beast of a car that the maybach is. in maybe 4 miles, we catch up to the maybach, which is now cruising at 70mph.
we give him the thumbs up and he laughs, then gives us the thumbs up back, then drives off.
what an *** beating...
you all probably thought that i raced the maybach in my civic. HAH. i'm stupid, but not THAT stupid...
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Originally Posted by CivicsRdBest
damn.... wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too rich for my blood....
damn kids in those S500's racing those damn Maybachs....
damn kids in those S500's racing those damn Maybachs....
some junior just drove to school in his daddy's bentley continental gt. i have to key his car now lol
and...his dad is a tae kwon do master. owns like 5 dojos. his mom is a stay at home mom.
"You leave me in the trenches taking Grenades, John"
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Originally Posted by infinite012
and a CLK430. and he totalled his '03 daytona blue 350Z with staggered 19" axis mesh, espelir springs, some RSR knock off exhaust
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Originally Posted by Curiouz_G
hrm, u mean Sang? how is his rich *** doing? tell him to come visit me one day at Best Buy so i can treat him back to lunch 
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Rep Power: 337 take a copy of the keys and steal the merc. the insurance will cover them and you get to go to a chop shop and get paid. its not like your friend would miss it. anyway, good story
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