Neon gets owned 3 times!!!
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Neon gets owned 3 times!!! So I’m setting at a stop light when this Neon comes up next to me with this stupis sounding fart can muffler. Then he starts revving at me and I give him this expression like WTF are you thinking. For those you don’t know, I drive an F-150 that I use on my family owned horse farm, it’s got the Triton 5.4L with 300hp and 365 lb-ft torque and a 4.10 LSD rear end. So I set there and when the light turn green we take off. after I get to about 50, I look in my mirror, I check to see this Neon about a car length behind me; I really don’t like to race on the streets, so I normally go to about 5 above the speed limit and stop, the limit in this road is 55, so I hit about 55 or so let off the gas and start to slow down. This little Neon goes fling by me and when he’s about 5 car lengths in front puts his flashers on. I’m thinking, whatever you need to do to feel good about your self.
Then the real ownage happens when two squad cars come out of no where. So I pull over, one of the cops walks past me to the Neon and just starts asking some questions and before you know it the cop is pointing his figure yelling at the guy, then they pull him out of the car (notice the word PULL, not ask) cuff him and into the squad car. Mean while I’m going
trying to keep from defecating myself. The cop come to my window, looking at the plate in the side of the truck and says “5.4 liter… how many horse does this have?” I say 300hp and 365 ft-lb torque. Then he goes “so I bet you really weren’t racing that stolen car where you? You where just kind of playing with your truck, not even noticing that Neon, I mean you really weren’t even speeding, that guy went 79MPH. right?” Then in all my intellectual glory I say “yup.” He says, “Alright then, you can go, drive safe.”
How stupid is this guy? Imean 1. gets owned by truck, 2. gets owned by getting caught racing, 3. gets owned because he got caught with a stolen car. Some people just amaze me.
Then the real ownage happens when two squad cars come out of no where. So I pull over, one of the cops walks past me to the Neon and just starts asking some questions and before you know it the cop is pointing his figure yelling at the guy, then they pull him out of the car (notice the word PULL, not ask) cuff him and into the squad car. Mean while I’m going
trying to keep from defecating myself. The cop come to my window, looking at the plate in the side of the truck and says “5.4 liter… how many horse does this have?” I say 300hp and 365 ft-lb torque. Then he goes “so I bet you really weren’t racing that stolen car where you? You where just kind of playing with your truck, not even noticing that Neon, I mean you really weren’t even speeding, that guy went 79MPH. right?” Then in all my intellectual glory I say “yup.” He says, “Alright then, you can go, drive safe.”How stupid is this guy? Imean 1. gets owned by truck, 2. gets owned by getting caught racing, 3. gets owned because he got caught with a stolen car. Some people just amaze me.
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Originally Posted by doubledeuce2k2
that is a very good thing that he had a stolen car and the cop was cool to you. congrats on winning and no ticket!
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